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🎶Nazis and bigots
And cheap plastic gadgets

Porn bots and zealots
And dumb Christofascists

MAGAts who gaslight
And ads that sell sex

These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶

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He’s not in FL. He’s in DC. He owns a golf club nearby in VA.

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These photographers and Getty are not going to trash their reputations to make it look like Trump is alive for a few extra days/weeks.

I guess you’ve answered my question though. 🙄

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The photos taken this morning and yesterday morning are NOT from June 28th.

They are on full display at Getty Images, with dates, taken by established independent photojournalists, one of whom shoots for a prestigious French photo agency.

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21 Donald Trump Golf Photos & High Res Pictures - Getty Images

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The stories people are telling themselves to maintain the fantasy that he’s dead are baffling. I’ve literally had people block me for sharing links to Getty images taken in the past 48 hours of him alive and unwell outside the White House.

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To be clear, it’s obvious Trump is NOT playing golf. It’s very odd that he’s dressing like he’s going to play, and then there being zero photos or clips of him playing, while multiple MAGA mouthpieces trying to pass off old images/clips as new.

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Over on Threads, my fellow liberals have lost all critical thinking skills & are profoundly visually illiterate.

They insist Trump is dead and that photos taken of him yesterday am & this am by independent photojournalists are any combination of fake, old, or “not Trump”.

Is it this stupid here?

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Donald Trump said he wanted to run America like a business.

And he’s doing exactly that.

But it’s a business where he has the employees arguing with middle management in the streets over dramas he’s created, no one has seen the accountant in months, and Trump has moved his desk into the vault.

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I still can’t believe Merrick Garland and Jack Smith took so long to do nothing.

It almost seems calculated.

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I do not have nearly enough pound cake in my life.

Was there more pound cake in the 1990s?

I feel like that’s when I had a lot of very excellent pound cake.

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Republicans Against Trump need a PAC, and it needs to be called The RATPAC.

a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup .

ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup .

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Imagine thinking MAGA gives a crap about facts.

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David Brooks pointed out that regimes like Trump’s always end the same way…in failure.

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Slavery in America ended less than 200 years ago.

It boggles my mind that MAGA Republicans insist that slavery has nothing to do with them, while simultaneously supporting Israel’s claim to Palestine, because they believe it was bequeathed to them by God, thousands of years ago.

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It’s fascinating to me that right wing Americans support Israel’s nationalist expansion in Palestine, predicated on Israel’s insistence that the land is theirs, based on ancient scripture, while simultaneously denying any culpability whatsoever of America regarding slavery.

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@nytimes.com
For the May 4th edition of Spelling Bee, proper nouns are allowed, but only from the Star Wars canon.

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Every single evangelical in a high profile leadership role is a huckster. Period. None of them believe or experience anything they say when it comes to communicating with God. It’s all crafted to dupe the rubes.

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In case anyone was wondering why Tim Apple donated $1M to Cheesus’ inauguration fund.

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farmersonly?

When eFarminy was right there?

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Is it too late for my idea to have Jack Black play Steve Austin in the $6 Million Man reboot?

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I’ve been trying to focus less on politics and more on photography. 😎

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Lice in a prison should be called inmites, which is also how Australians pronounce inmates.

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Why do we say a penny for your thoughts when we could just say “centiment”?