Michael Chasin
@chasin.bsky.social
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chasin.bsky.social
If you don't read books you should live in a zoo. (And I posted this a second ago with such bad typos that I myself deserve a week of zoo time)
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
chasin.bsky.social
When a book is advertised with a list of tropes I imagine opening a menu to see it read "Mixed vegetable salad: Green, red, brown, crunchy, and wet."
chasin.bsky.social
Ah, but Mr. Ngo has to be lucky every day. The mascot costume milkshake brigade only has to be lucky once.
chasin.bsky.social
The Thing is more of a superhero movie, if you're an octopus.
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jrbolt.bsky.social
Everyone who worked on a Watchmen sequel is going to be turned into a pagan bone shrine in Alan Moore's backyard
chasin.bsky.social
The next game should have Gosha mode, highlighting the underappreciated, clean, kinetic composition of Hideo Gosha.
suckerpunchprod.bsky.social
Miike Mode 🗡️

We've partnered with Takashi Miike, the director of 13 Assassins, to bring you Miike Mode:

🎥Closer Camera
🩸More Blood & Mud

This mode puts you in the driver seat of a classic Miike film and delivers a more intense lens of Atsu's journey
chasin.bsky.social
Masterpiece: Park Chan-wook, Ridley Scott, Andrzej Żuławski, the Wachowski sisters, Spike Lee, Tobe Hooper

Start with this: Steven Spielberg, Tony Scott, William Friedkin, Bong Joon-ho, the Coen bros, Hayao Miyazaki
chasin.bsky.social
Killing the work presentation, sitting down and realizing I spoke entirely in bug gibberish
chasin.bsky.social
Deep enough into Hollow Knight that it's getting very hard to see the appeal of non-Hollow Knight-related activities.
chasin.bsky.social
As we used to say in the old days, delete your account.
chasin.bsky.social
Gavin Newsom must be held to account for his actions in this week's chapter of Chainsaw Man.
chasin.bsky.social
Sean Penn playing one of the grossest, most unrepentant freaks ever seen in a movie and everyone is correctly going like "yeah he's giving it RFK Jr. at maybe 10%"
chasin.bsky.social
Every single time I step onto the moving walkway at an airport I say to myself "moving walkway granny fuck, not moving fucking standway."
chasin.bsky.social
Another horrible Disney poster. It should just say "Back for Seconds" or "Coming Back for Seconds." The whole point of an iconic franchise is that you don't have to say that it's Homer! And the sprinkles all being the #2? Are you kidding? Completely dreadful.
Teaser poster for another Simpsons movie. "Homer's Coming Back for Seconds" with his hand taking a donut. The sprinkles on the donut are all the number 2.
chasin.bsky.social
Legendary Creature — Postman Villain
chasin.bsky.social
How many guys right now are doing it better than Benicio del Toro? Not fuckin many.
chasin.bsky.social
Yes! I'm playing it for the first time with all the Silksong hype. Such good little cartoons. A bit Mike Mignola, a bit Jhonen Vasquez. Hard to think of another video game character from the past 15 years as perfect-looking as Hornet.
Reposted by Michael Chasin
marieberd.bsky.social
my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
chasin.bsky.social
Typical Hollywood, the so-called "Final Reckoning" came out a few months ago but already here we go with the "Social Reckoning."