Occam's Razor Scooter
@chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
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Nerdy anti-gatekeeping skeptical atheist inactivist libtard. LGBTQIA+ and women's rights ARE human rights. Of course all lives matter, but some of them need more protection right now. MAGAts can fuck off
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chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
If I call you bro, bruh, dude, etc. and you feel that I am intentionally misgendering you, I'm not. I use those words as gender neutral. If it bothered you, Let me know. I will give you an honest apology, and I will try my hardest to not use those words for you in the future.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
I just want to take a minute to remind everyone not to use all of their beautiful carboard wood to make signs above ground, while devoid of emotion, because there's a very real chance we will need it to build ourselves houses before too long.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
Good luck if you're fighting in it.
brianterrill.bsky.social
Cynaguan Coronet is over Halloween weekend. And if anyone gets outta line in camp or cracks a bad joke I'm yelling I CAST FIREBALL!!! And I'm throwing one of these at them.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
I don't know it for sure, but a lot of people, including his son, seem to.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
People surprised by this need to spend a few hours on youtube watching police interactions. This has been SOP for years and has been steadily increasing since 1982 when SCotUS, in Harlow v. Fitzgerald, strengthened qualified immunity. When there are no consequences, there is no reason to behave.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
It would be great if that was true, but it's not. He also supervised, if not participated in, the spreading of disease, rape, murder, slavery, theft on a scale that we can hardly imagine today, etc.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
The Federalist Society are the real threat. I.C.E. is one of the weapons they wield.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
I love that JC is rocking a poofy ski vest, but if it's already not going to look like Charlie Kirk, why still make the face too small for the head?
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
You are so naive. Everyone is being paid, in cash, delivered in a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it by a man with slick black hair and a sinister moustache. Digitally trackable :eyeroll:
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
Allowing Trump to remain in office affects us all. This should give us standing for a national class action malpractice lawsuit against this doctor.
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realtuckfrumper.bsky.social
Post of the day... written by a friend.
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chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
Qualified Immunity prevents government officials for lawsuits unless their conduct violates "clearly established" statutory or constitutional rights, which can be hard to overcome, even without a SCotUS who defends the constitution.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
In a perfect world we wouldn't need this.
In a good world, this would be a good solution.
In the world in which we live, first you have to find a lawyer who is willing to take up a civil rights lawsuit against law enforcement, which is a difficult thing to do, then you need a judge to strip QI. 1/2
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
We have military bases in other countries. They allow us to be in range of people we think we might have to attack quickly. The only countries close enough to Iowa to justify wanting a base are the US and Canada. How does this make sense?
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
And kids today have great childhoods, and do many of those things.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
Me: reads the first line of the headline, "King and Prince William step out for rare joint," Cool. At least they aren't smoking in Windsor...oh wait, there's more.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
A pardon, a job, and a $50,000 signing bonus.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
That is such a stupid theory. Obviously, snow defeats autism. Of the 11 children born in Antarctica, none were autistic. Positive proof that extreme cold prevents autism*.

*I'm just assuming none were autistic, but I did look up how many kids so better research than RoofieK Jr. has done.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
A 2019 law? Biden trying to destroy the country, obviously.
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
On April 11, 2025, Trump had his annual checkup, bragged about passing a basic competency test (had to be rigged) and told us he was 6'-4" and 200 lbs. (or whatever the lies were.)

Please tell me he's dying.
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Didn't Trump already have his annual check up in April?
chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
They can't even go with "It was 27 years ago, times have changed," because 75% of them are the same people and they prove daily that they don't know what change is.