Chaotic Mitzvah
@chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social
I’m just a fleishig reuben sandwich with a lot of opinions.
I cannot be the only person who feels the barometric pressure dropping.
Geez, it’s like being in an airplane!
Geez, it’s like being in an airplane!
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I cannot be the only person who feels the barometric pressure dropping.
Geez, it’s like being in an airplane!
Geez, it’s like being in an airplane!
Toad had surprised Frog with a Birkat Kohane.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Toad had surprised Frog with a Birkat Kohane.
Girl Dinner is so much easier when you eat milchig and can binge shredded chihuahua cheese right out of the bag.
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Girl Dinner is so much easier when you eat milchig and can binge shredded chihuahua cheese right out of the bag.
Oops. I did it again.
#challah #bread #sweetChallah #RoundChallah #RoshHashanah
This one is stuffed with caramelized apples.
#challah #bread #sweetChallah #RoundChallah #RoshHashanah
This one is stuffed with caramelized apples.
September 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oops. I did it again.
#challah #bread #sweetChallah #RoundChallah #RoshHashanah
This one is stuffed with caramelized apples.
#challah #bread #sweetChallah #RoundChallah #RoshHashanah
This one is stuffed with caramelized apples.
I made chametz #challah for the first time in 29 years. And for the first time ever, I said the bracha and performed the ritual of taking challah.
#Shehecheyanu #RoshHashanah #Jewish
#Shehecheyanu #RoshHashanah #Jewish
September 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I made chametz #challah for the first time in 29 years. And for the first time ever, I said the bracha and performed the ritual of taking challah.
#Shehecheyanu #RoshHashanah #Jewish
#Shehecheyanu #RoshHashanah #Jewish
A Jewish mother serving you kishke
August 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A Jewish mother serving you kishke
Just ate my first ever
home grown sugar snap pea.
It.
Was.
Incredible.
And yes, I said a Shehecheyanu.
I didn’t even know that I could grow anything until last season.
#gardening #garden #kitchenGarden
home grown sugar snap pea.
It.
Was.
Incredible.
And yes, I said a Shehecheyanu.
I didn’t even know that I could grow anything until last season.
#gardening #garden #kitchenGarden
July 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just ate my first ever
home grown sugar snap pea.
It.
Was.
Incredible.
And yes, I said a Shehecheyanu.
I didn’t even know that I could grow anything until last season.
#gardening #garden #kitchenGarden
home grown sugar snap pea.
It.
Was.
Incredible.
And yes, I said a Shehecheyanu.
I didn’t even know that I could grow anything until last season.
#gardening #garden #kitchenGarden
#NoJewanceJune
If you are being kept company
by members of your country’s consulate
until you are deported back home
for illegally entering a war zone
instead of using the required points of entry
you haven’t been kidnapped.
If you are being kept company
by members of your country’s consulate
until you are deported back home
for illegally entering a war zone
instead of using the required points of entry
you haven’t been kidnapped.
June 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#NoJewanceJune
If you are being kept company
by members of your country’s consulate
until you are deported back home
for illegally entering a war zone
instead of using the required points of entry
you haven’t been kidnapped.
If you are being kept company
by members of your country’s consulate
until you are deported back home
for illegally entering a war zone
instead of using the required points of entry
you haven’t been kidnapped.
When you’re so desperate for music that you let your night time med alarm keep playing instead of turning it off as quickly as humanly possible…
#Omer
#Omer
May 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When you’re so desperate for music that you let your night time med alarm keep playing instead of turning it off as quickly as humanly possible…
#Omer
#Omer
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