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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 13h

It's not even 10 AM and everybody's already mad at someone I've never heard of.

Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

I never even bothered with three (unless you count the Auralnauts version). Watched 7 and tapped out of the whole enterprise completely (unless you count the Auralnauts versions).

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Yup, sun's been down for a bit, getting pretty dark.

Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

This is also wrestling.

Evil Uno's Mystery Wrestling. Four Power Rangers vs four TEletubbies.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

"This isn't wrestling."

I dunno, man, they're in a wrestling ring, seems like wrestling to me.

Jon Moxley holding Darby Allin's head underwater in a fish tank in during their "I Quit" match at AEW WrestleDream 2025

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Tony Schiavone being all casually like "Yeah, Ole Anderson zapped me with a stun gun in 1990" is why he's the best and AEW is the best.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Should've been choking Mox with the flag while he was in the Scorpion Death Lock, would've gotten the Sting thing and the Mox-is-weak-to-chokes thing in at the same time and felt a little less flat. Also maybe on top of the broken glass.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

INCREDIBLY rude of Kris Statlander to interrupt Mercedes Moné after my champ wins her 11th belt.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

I can't help but think of the fall semester after the kids spent all summer watching Beavis and Butt-Head when the "huh huhs" and "heh hehs" drove several of the teachers in my high school nuts.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 3d

I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

Did not know a craft store was allowed to be this horny.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

Oh shit! Have fun!

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

This was a thousand times better than the "cat unravels roll of toilet paper" that I thought I was getting.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

"Anger fades"? Skill issue.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

*squints* Isn't that just Kei from the Dirty Pair?

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 4d

I think the leasing office is on its... I wanna say third manager since we moved in a little less than a year ago? And that's not counting the change that occurred between finding out from the housing administration that we got the house and moving into the place!

Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 4d

Lease renewal tomorrow. Which is cool.

What's less cool is the privately owned leasing office we have to deal with as an added layer of bullshit between us and the public housing administration that owns the house Mom and I rent.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 4d

Not watching a tv show is incredibly easy!

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Definitely suicidal and self-serving, they got that right.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe I should just be grateful when I get disappointment instead of disgust.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Does *everyone* have to disappoint me?

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

A genuine treasure.

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

"Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?"

TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 6d

The 360p entrance video really works, OC. #AEWCollision

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

I went into this cold, other than knowing very vaguely that it had something to do with music. Hadn't seen a trailer or read anything about it. Basically the perfect circumstances for something like this.

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