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The Shadowdancer
@chados.bsky.social
🦋Law nerd, Star Trek fan, Mechwarrior, #ffxiv, #WH40K, pro-woman (*all* women including trans women), registered Democrat, Episcopalian, pro-law enforcement, scoring ALL those rich, thick, juicy “L”s the Trump Nation runs up every day. And Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
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Folks, don’t get on my feed to defend MAGA asshats when I block them. I have no time for it and I will unfollow and block those who defend them. Read the pinned post: This is not a dialogue. It is not a debate. This account exists to lampoon everything the Republicans do to fuck over my country.
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Is there some reason that they’re just re-enacting his actual presser on AF1?
Trump Air Force One Press Conference Cold Open - SNL
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December 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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So much for the cease fire. Looks to me like Bibi’s doing business as usual over there.
Israel says it has killed a top Hamas commander in Gaza
Israel says it killed a top Hamas commander in Gaza after an explosive device detonated and wounded two soldiers in the territory’s south.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Who’s surprised that Trump’s sucking off Lukashenko now? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Belarus frees Nobel Prize laureate and opposition figures as U.S. lifts sanctions
Belarus had previously faced Western sanctions for its crackdown on human rights and for allowing Moscow to use its territory in the invasion of Ukraine
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December 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Of *course* they’re backing him! He’s an anti-Semite, misogynistic, authoritarian dickhead just like they all are!
Despite denials, top Ron DeSantis aides have ties to a controversial GOP candidate for Florida governor
While the governor has not endorsed in the race, at least two top aides have been in touch with James Fishback, whose campaign has faced criticism over his social media posts.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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The first thing, the very first thing I thought, when I heard of this, was “please God don’t let it be a minority or a trans person.” And God damn all Republicans for making that be my first thought.
Person of interest detained, Mayor confirms
A person of interest has been detained in connection with the Brown University shooting, Providence Mayor Brett Smiley said in a news conference this morning.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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American Republicans are responsible for this because they have normalized white supremacy and antisemitism out of one side of their mouths while claiming to be patrons of Israel out of the other. Republican man speaks with forked tongue and we all know it to be so.
Live updates: At least 11 people killed in shooting at Australia’s Bondi Beach | CNN
At least 11 people have been killed in a shooting on Australia’s Bondi Beach which targeted the Jewish community, police say. Follow for live updates.
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December 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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More Republican smoke and mirrors. Association health plans and no ACA subsidies so anyone not working won’t be able to access health care.
Speaker Johnson unveils health care plan as divided Republicans scramble for alternative
The Senate failed to get anywhere on health care this week. Now it’s the House’s turn. Speaker Mike Johnson late Friday released a package of proposal to address growing health care costs.
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December 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Ridiculous. They’re focused so hard on a five year old election when the country’s falling apart.
Justice Department sues Fulton County for 2020 election records
The DOJ has filed a suit against Fulton County, Georgia, to obtain records from the 2020 election, in an apparent effort to investigate the election the president lost.
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December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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He’s so full of shit. He hasn’t brokered peace anywhere. He couldn’t broker peace at a convention of Canadian Quakers.
Fighting rages on Thai-Cambodian border despite Trump's ceasefire claim
Some of Trump's remarks didn't "reflect an accurate understanding of the situation," Thai Foreign Minister Sihasak Phuangketkeow said.
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December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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MAGA mob rule is the way of things now. This is happening because Donny Cankles made it okay when he whitewashed January 6.
Trump attacks on political opponents spur a surge of threats, NBC News review finds
In recent weeks, nearly two dozen elected officials on both sides of the aisle said they were targeted after getting caught in the president's crosshairs.
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December 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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They’re shaping up to notch another big federal “L” in a case they *cannot* afford to lose. They better listen to the career people this time.
DOJ weighs novel federal hate crimes case against Charlie Kirk's alleged killer
The effort to bring federal charges has been met with resistance by some career prosecutors who argue the crime doesn’t appear to fall under any federal statutes.
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December 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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This quota bullshit is why they’re chucking U.S. citizens into deportation camps. It’s like that old Cheech Marin film “Born in East L.A.,” except it isn’t funny at all.
Rising tensions and finger-pointing at DHS amid pressure to ramp up deportations
Some DHS officials have threatened to quit and are concerned their emails are being monitored, sources say.
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December 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Happy birthday, Dick van Dyke. A genuinely good man.
As Dick Van Dyke turns 100, we look back at his legendary career | CNN
Beloved actor Dick Van Dyke is celebrating his 100th birthday on Saturday.
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December 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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In other words, he racked up a bunch of “L”s and we all are better for it!
Analysis: 24 hours that showed the limits of Trump’s power | CNN Politics
The Indiana state Senate’s vote against a new congressional map that President Donald Trump had pressured it to adopt was one of the most extraordinary examples to date of Republicans standing up to T...
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December 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Are you *fucking* kidding me here?

Third U.S. Circuit Judge Emil Bove openly attended a no-shit political rally? In any sane world he’d get suspended from the Bench for a stunt like that! But this of course is an utterly insane world in which we live.
Phang: Bove knows he’s not a regular citizen anymore. Judges are bound by different rules of conduct than an average Joe or Jane citizen.

So for Bove to say that he was there in his “private capacity” or even his “public citizen” capacity is bunk and bullshit.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Well earned. Because Shkreli is also a real winner 🙄 too.
RFK Jr. Tops This Year's Shkreli Awards
Others called out for greed or fraud in unsafe practices that harmed, sometimes killed, patients
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December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Let’s say he finds behavior warranting sanctions. he *really* think that Pamcakes gives a single, solitary fuck? She’ll talk shit and drop it.

Help me out here. State judges in my state can hammer you for criminal sanctions on contempt *without* the prosecutor’s help. Can federal judges do that?
JUST IN: Judge Boasberg won’t back off his planned contempt hearings next week and says the crime-fraud exception would overcome potential privileges. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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And there it is. Pics of Epstein with his old pal Donny Cankles.

Yeah, yeah, Republicans. Billy Clinton is there too. So what? He ain’t President and isn’t going to hold any office ever again. Yeah he sucks too. But he’s held accountable. And that’s the difference.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Well, now that they’ve thoroughly crushed and erased trans people, they’re on to the next thing. It always was going to be gays/lesbians and then the Jews. Because that’s what these people *do.* We’re watching Martin Niemoller’s admonitions play out in real time.
Hate preacher demands Christians start calling gay men “fa***ts” — LGBTQ Nation
He says using slurs is okay because gay men want to force Christians into the closet. Thursday, December 11, 2025 Anti-LGBTQ+ hate pastor Joel Webbon has a message for Christians: Use more slurs when ...
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December 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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No one deserves this more than Joanne K. Rowling.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Visits Hogwarts (Full Metal Jacket vs Harry Potter) 🔥🎖️💥
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December 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Okay this is a good one.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Visits the Overlook Hotel (Full Metal Jacket vs The Shining) 🎖️🏨💥
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December 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Y’all remember these clowns for 2026, y’all. They’re why you can’t get health care anymore.
List of Every Republican Who Voted to Make Obamacare More Expensive - NewsBreak
Health care bills are going to skyrocket next year after the Senate voted down a bill that would have extended subsidies for the Affordable Care Act on Thu
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December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM