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A girl knows nothing. She's just trying to figure stuff out.
This show was prescient. These are interview questions for our time.
Tom and Mark Ravenhead scene - Succession S02E04
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December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This show was prescient. These are interview questions for our time.
Russ Vought planned a wedding while dismantling 250 years of government capabilities. I could do without these supervillains but damn, I want their organizational skill.
I cannot walk and text.
I cannot walk and text.
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Russ Vought planned a wedding while dismantling 250 years of government capabilities. I could do without these supervillains but damn, I want their organizational skill.
I cannot walk and text.
I cannot walk and text.
Dear American friends, German public television made this documentary for you.
The first Nuremberg trial | DW Documentary
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November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dear American friends, German public television made this documentary for you.
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Mark Kelly on the Trump/Hegseth boat strikes: "If orders are illegal, not only do they not have to follow them, they are legally required not to follow them."
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mark Kelly on the Trump/Hegseth boat strikes: "If orders are illegal, not only do they not have to follow them, they are legally required not to follow them."
I thank my parents for their unconditional love and unwavering support, even when they don't understand. My sister for playing ALL the roles in my Disney movie, from best friend to archnemesis and everything in between. 🧵
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I thank my parents for their unconditional love and unwavering support, even when they don't understand. My sister for playing ALL the roles in my Disney movie, from best friend to archnemesis and everything in between. 🧵
If I had to guess the last time a gun was fired in the vicinity of Faragut Park, I would have guessed 1813.
It's sad that two National Guard members got shot, and Trump should answer for his policies which made this possible if not predictable.
It's sad that two National Guard members got shot, and Trump should answer for his policies which made this possible if not predictable.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
If I had to guess the last time a gun was fired in the vicinity of Faragut Park, I would have guessed 1813.
It's sad that two National Guard members got shot, and Trump should answer for his policies which made this possible if not predictable.
It's sad that two National Guard members got shot, and Trump should answer for his policies which made this possible if not predictable.
My brain zapped out five minutes into this list. This has got to be the most productive criminal in all of history.
I Compiled all of Trump's Illegal Acts So You Don't Have To
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November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My brain zapped out five minutes into this list. This has got to be the most productive criminal in all of history.
Wait, Lindsey Halligan was a real attempt at an appointment? She wasn't just appointed for reality TV? The whole James Comey saga was UNSCRIPTED? 🤯
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Wait, Lindsey Halligan was a real attempt at an appointment? She wasn't just appointed for reality TV? The whole James Comey saga was UNSCRIPTED? 🤯
The US is the only place I've ever lived in the world where policies seem directed at killing people.
In no other place do I ever feel that there's a person up or down the chain who doesn't want people to live. The evilness of it chills the bones.
In no other place do I ever feel that there's a person up or down the chain who doesn't want people to live. The evilness of it chills the bones.
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The US is the only place I've ever lived in the world where policies seem directed at killing people.
In no other place do I ever feel that there's a person up or down the chain who doesn't want people to live. The evilness of it chills the bones.
In no other place do I ever feel that there's a person up or down the chain who doesn't want people to live. The evilness of it chills the bones.
Vacation option 1: Go on an African safari and stake out lions. Option 2: Sit in a DC coffee shop and observe sociopaths.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Vacation option 1: Go on an African safari and stake out lions. Option 2: Sit in a DC coffee shop and observe sociopaths.
Sure, trust a guy who doesn't know the word "groceries" to run the economy. What can go wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sure, trust a guy who doesn't know the word "groceries" to run the economy. What can go wrong.
Donald Trump is a joke. Or a Russian mole. *No one* is this bad at negotiating. My three-year-old is literally better.
New: I can confirm hasty US-Russia proposal being pushed to Ukrainians via Dmitriev-Witkoff to Umerov. It would amount to Ukraine’s capitulation, with people familiar saying it’s Kremlin’s maximalist demands.
-Ukraine army cut 1/2
-Give up certain weapons
-Give up Donbas
-Zelensky displeased
More tk
-Ukraine army cut 1/2
-Give up certain weapons
-Give up Donbas
-Zelensky displeased
More tk
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Donald Trump is a joke. Or a Russian mole. *No one* is this bad at negotiating. My three-year-old is literally better.
Let's remove tariffs on penguins. In exchange for them taking in some ICE agents. Let's call it the Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act.
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Let's remove tariffs on penguins. In exchange for them taking in some ICE agents. Let's call it the Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act.
Would this Epstein Scandal have stuck sooner if it had been little boys? Would Megyn Kelly have tried to justify it?
Just wondering if there's a gender bias even when it comes to pedophilia.
Just wondering if there's a gender bias even when it comes to pedophilia.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Would this Epstein Scandal have stuck sooner if it had been little boys? Would Megyn Kelly have tried to justify it?
Just wondering if there's a gender bias even when it comes to pedophilia.
Just wondering if there's a gender bias even when it comes to pedophilia.
Dear white people, this fight is yours. I'm not leaving the house.
ICEstapo detained 81 people in Charlotte, NC yesterday.
The internet is littered with videos of them using excessive force and ignoring legal documentation provided by the detainees.
Here’s my advice for ICEstapo:
Take a night off.
Go to the movies.
Watch “Nuremberg”.
Your time is coming.
The internet is littered with videos of them using excessive force and ignoring legal documentation provided by the detainees.
Here’s my advice for ICEstapo:
Take a night off.
Go to the movies.
Watch “Nuremberg”.
Your time is coming.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dear white people, this fight is yours. I'm not leaving the house.
George Washington took command of the Continental Army and still found the time to buy fabric for his wife’s dress.
So no, I don’t accept "work" as an excuse for shit not happening in your personal life. You don't have a more important job than George Washington did. I really don't care.
So no, I don’t accept "work" as an excuse for shit not happening in your personal life. You don't have a more important job than George Washington did. I really don't care.
Founders Online: George Washington to Martha Washington, 18 June 1775
George Washington to Martha Washington, 18 June 1775
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November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
George Washington took command of the Continental Army and still found the time to buy fabric for his wife’s dress.
So no, I don’t accept "work" as an excuse for shit not happening in your personal life. You don't have a more important job than George Washington did. I really don't care.
So no, I don’t accept "work" as an excuse for shit not happening in your personal life. You don't have a more important job than George Washington did. I really don't care.
I'm working too many hours. Meanwhile, some dumb dumb managed a hostile takeover of the entire government and military of the most powerful country in the world while spending every other day golfing.
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm working too many hours. Meanwhile, some dumb dumb managed a hostile takeover of the entire government and military of the most powerful country in the world while spending every other day golfing.
The most interesting stuff is always said when you least expect it.
Jon Stewart on His Faith (or Lack Thereof) | The Daily Show
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November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The most interesting stuff is always said when you least expect it.
Dear God, please grant me the confidence of a mediocre straight white man.
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dear God, please grant me the confidence of a mediocre straight white man.
How is "sit on the fence" an expression? Who has actually sat on a fence?
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How is "sit on the fence" an expression? Who has actually sat on a fence?
This time last year.
The envy of the world | Oct 19th 2024 | The Economist
The envy of the world. Special reports from The Economist. You've seen the news, now discover the story.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This time last year.
This has been a weird year. One thing I didn't expect this time last year, was to find out that the worst people all have children.
Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This has been a weird year. One thing I didn't expect this time last year, was to find out that the worst people all have children.
It's ok for people to die from lack of food and healthcare. But not ok for them to die from Fentanyl overdose. So we're going to war with Venezuela, a country not in our supply chain for Fentanyl.
Food + healthcare costs a pittance compared to war but we'll make up logic to show contempt for you.
Food + healthcare costs a pittance compared to war but we'll make up logic to show contempt for you.
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It's ok for people to die from lack of food and healthcare. But not ok for them to die from Fentanyl overdose. So we're going to war with Venezuela, a country not in our supply chain for Fentanyl.
Food + healthcare costs a pittance compared to war but we'll make up logic to show contempt for you.
Food + healthcare costs a pittance compared to war but we'll make up logic to show contempt for you.
It's so hard to teach little children not to lie when they see politicians doing it every day. The gaslighting We the People are being subjected to is downright abusive.
This generation of kids won't have what we had--the innocent belief that people generally love us and want us to do well.
This generation of kids won't have what we had--the innocent belief that people generally love us and want us to do well.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's so hard to teach little children not to lie when they see politicians doing it every day. The gaslighting We the People are being subjected to is downright abusive.
This generation of kids won't have what we had--the innocent belief that people generally love us and want us to do well.
This generation of kids won't have what we had--the innocent belief that people generally love us and want us to do well.