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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 7h

Delayed spell effects are the worst. Frfr.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 9h

Might have to invest in a metal one at this rate. Plastic definitely won't cut it either.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you! I was worried about them being too small relatively to the background, but I feel like it helps give them some more weight.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 10h

#fatfur

"Wh-whoa! O-okay! This thing has a weight limit, noted! U-uhhhhh... Guess it is time for an emergency landing so this thing doesn't snap like a toothpick and all that is left of me is a crater. ... M-maybe call a taxi while I am at it... I... Rather not walk all the way home..."

A fat concerned blue witch deer surfing on sort of broom sword in front of the moon in a purple sky with many stars around.

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deerlikecervid.bsky.social @deerlikecervid.bsky.social · 10h

"Ahhhh~ Nothing like flying on a nice autumn night with the wind in your hair and under the soft moonlight. Really clears up the mind y'know? Autumn is just the best for nights like these..."

A blue witch deer surfing on sort of broom sword in front of the moon in a purple sky with many stars around.

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A Kiloton of 'Roc @akiloton.bsky.social · 3d

Quickie doodle.
Thinking about pie.

A midnight lycanroc with blue eyes and wearing a purple mantle standing.
The only thoughts in his head right now are all about pies.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you! Genuinely means a lot to hear that!

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 7d

It is more of a buff to thicken one's skin like steel! ... Unfortunately you need to narrow the range of the spell to the epidermis not... The whole body.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 7d

#fatfur

"Haha... Y-yes! I am fine. This is... Intended! Yes! All part of the procedure heheh... T-totally didn't miscast a buff spell or anything! That would be... Unprofessional! A-ahem. You don't mind if I crash the night at your place while this wears off right? (Please say yes...)"

A fat blue deer witch in a blue hoodie and shorts holding a broom that looks like a sword in front of her. Her cyan shirt reads "I want to believe" with a vector graphic of an alien. A light blush covers her face as she is sweating clearly trying to keep an air of professionalism despite here newly found weight.

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deerlikecervid.bsky.social @deerlikecervid.bsky.social · 7d

"So! You are the client I am supposed to help out? Nice. Always pleasant working with people who opt for local business instead of outsourcing it to some nationwide big name brand. I will take care of this monster problem faster than you can even take a nap! Promise!"

A blue deer witch in a blue hoodie and shorts holding a broom that looks like a sword smirking towards the camera. Her cyan shirt reads "I want to believe" with a vector graphic of an alien. Two little blue stars are coming off of her head like a little emoticon.

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A Kiloton of 'Roc @akiloton.bsky.social · 10d

#octummber2k25 - Service AND Flattery
"Oh, another letter trying to advertise some new 'high quality wands' on the market. Again.
They could at least drop the pretense of praising the recipients though; I know they're just trying to get me to buy."

June; a female delphox wearing a purple witch hat; standing outside her abode in the day, holding a letter that does not impress her.
She seems more annoyed at advertising language than anything.

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A Kiloton of 'Roc @akiloton.bsky.social · 12d

#octummber2k25 - Feast.
Everyone needs to indulge a bit after making new discoveries.
June is no exception.

June, a female delphox; reclining on a sofa, leaning over to reach apples on a nearby table.
It is evident that those are not the first apples she's had, based off both the apple cores also on the table, and June's notably sized midsection.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 12d

Crazy to think how much progress can be made in a single year. Congrats!

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A Kiloton of 'Roc @akiloton.bsky.social · 13d

#octummber2k25 - Crown.
"How many crowns was it again? I'm willing to pay extra for the best apples..."

June; a somewhat heavyset female delphox wearing a purple witch hat; reaching into a pocket to pull extra coins out, willing to pay more for better quality apples from the apple stand in the middle of the market.

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A Kiloton of 'Roc @akiloton.bsky.social · 14d

#octummber2k25
After years of trial and error, June has perfected a stone that can be used in the transmutation of anything!
Though, any plans immediately after may need to be put on hold for a quick snack break...

June Brambleclaw; a female Delphox wearing a witch hat, with her stick in her tail; gently holding a purple glowing stone that is bathing the stone brick room in it's faint light.
June looks proud.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

Yeah! That is what I am thinking. I kind of want to lean more into the more unprofessional side of it so I am probably going to stick to the broom sword.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

Guess I should also poll the audience because I am at a crossroads and I guess tease the planned model for this week. So, uhhhh. Do we think I should give this totally not a Delphox inspired design a stick/scepter like a Delphox or some zweihander broom hybrid I have been brainstorming?

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

Also, just want to say before the first day of October is over...

I am so investing all of my energy into witch-like whimsy and wonder it is going to be so unreal.

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Melody, Gestalt Popstar (Tama) @cakedragon.bsky.social · 14d

Yugioh banlist updated,

Being a total fatass is BACK ON THE MENU

Purrely delicious memory card is no longer limited to 1 per deck and youre allowed the full 3 copies. The card depicts the little cat creature purrely with a giant dinner spread in front of it

Closeup of my epurrely plump sona with a devious look on her face

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

Plump stonks are through the roof with this one.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

It is common partygoer knowledge that the ratio of height to waistline is an accurate measurement of how hard you party. Most experts can agree a nice 100:1 ratio is optimal.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

Thank you! I don't really mess with lighting enough to be honest haha. It is something I always struggle with so thank you for saying that genuinely!

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

#fatfur

"Huff. Yeah. I am okay. Just falling on your ass like that really knocks the wind out of ya, y'know? Puff. Could you be a pal and fetch me another soda? Just need a bit to catch my breath before we go back to dancing. ... Also need to make sure I didn't crack the floor or anything haha..."

Fyzz, a grey now fat bat with glowing blue eyes a glowing mouth, sitting in some rave gear with cobalt blue sneakers and a pair of glowstick glasses shaped like stars perched on her forehead with some stickers on her cheek and a sticker on her torso. Glowsticks of various sizes and a pair of big glowsticks scattered all over the floor. The lighting is very saturated consisting of pinks and purples. A nervous smile sits on her face as she looks to the viewer.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 14d

"Hey hey! What's up? Just having some me time you know? Join me! I got some spare glowsticks if you need some? I promise it is a lot more fun than it looks. Just something about flailing your arms out like no one cares is so cathartic. Just uhhh... Try not to hit anyone yeah?"

Fyzz, a grey chubby bat with glowing blue eyes, dancing in some rave gear with cobalt blue sneakers and a pair of glowstick glasses shaped like stars swinging some big glowsticks adorned top to bottom in glowsticks with some stickers on her cheek and a sticker on her torso. The lighting is very saturated consisting of pinks and purples.

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CervineCytoplasm @cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social · 15d

Hey look! There I am!

Oh yeah and happy birthday on the day of your birthday, birthday Badger, Bearer of Birthday. (Birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday.)

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