jade
@ceoofeverything.bsky.social
the psychotic bitch from twitter
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jade
@ceoofeverything.bsky.social
· Nov 14
oh my tweets are about to get hotter, funnier, and more insane than ever
i’m actually not crazy just a really passionate person
November 26, 2024 at 2:11 AM
i’m actually not crazy just a really passionate person
hey…. hey…. how yall doing
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
hey…. hey…. how yall doing
fantasy football but with real housewives
November 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
fantasy football but with real housewives
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stop importing your old tweets! they sucked the first time too!
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 AM
stop importing your old tweets! they sucked the first time too!
feeling like a mother with a full time job going back and forth on twitter and bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
feeling like a mother with a full time job going back and forth on twitter and bluesky
calling the paparazzi on myself the next time I put my hair down before a shower
November 17, 2024 at 3:18 AM
calling the paparazzi on myself the next time I put my hair down before a shower
they need to discover a new drink that’s not boba, ice coffee, matcha or chai
November 16, 2024 at 7:31 PM
they need to discover a new drink that’s not boba, ice coffee, matcha or chai
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this is the most skeets i’ve skote in all my skeetstory
November 15, 2024 at 5:23 AM
this is the most skeets i’ve skote in all my skeetstory
gather around my little butterflies
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
gather around my little butterflies
enjoy my skeets now bc one day they will be gone
November 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
enjoy my skeets now bc one day they will be gone
temperature just hit below 40 degrees. its scary women winter now
November 15, 2024 at 5:41 AM
temperature just hit below 40 degrees. its scary women winter now
when I hit 10 followers we’re celebrating big
November 15, 2024 at 3:44 AM
when I hit 10 followers we’re celebrating big
logging onto bluesky is like drinking a refreshing cold bottle of water at 4am. it’s like the sun shining through the leaves again
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
logging onto bluesky is like drinking a refreshing cold bottle of water at 4am. it’s like the sun shining through the leaves again
and suddenly I feel like I’m 12 years old again scrolling on instagram and twitter for the first time
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
and suddenly I feel like I’m 12 years old again scrolling on instagram and twitter for the first time
let’s play hide and seek. i hide and you seek professional help
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
let’s play hide and seek. i hide and you seek professional help
follow me!! pls don’t make me beg
November 15, 2024 at 12:22 AM
follow me!! pls don’t make me beg
we need to blow this app up so we can get away from the evil ones
November 14, 2024 at 1:13 AM
we need to blow this app up so we can get away from the evil ones
oh my tweets are about to get hotter, funnier, and more insane than ever
November 14, 2024 at 12:04 AM
oh my tweets are about to get hotter, funnier, and more insane than ever