CenCal Mike
@cencalmike.bsky.social
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Can’t say where we are going because the leftist judges keep cutting us off, even the lefties I appointed. VERY UNFAIR!
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The least intellectually curious leader in America always amazes when he discusses the IQ of others.
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They just can't stop saying the quiet parts through a bullhorn, because they don't care what you think. This is the Age of Trump.
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Obviously, "No Kings is an I Hate America Rally" worked best in the regime workshops to come up with a talking point everyone could go with.
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Lisa, sweetie, it was your people who stormed the Speaker's office, attacked the Capitol Police, were arrested, tried and convicted for doing so. It was your leader who then pardoned them all for doing it. It was the men around you who hid when it happened, afraid of their own.
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They'll have rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, and Methodists!”
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With the Kavanaugh Stop now a thing, we have a good idea where he is on race relations.
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The regime does not appreciate the sentiment implied by "No Kings".

Therefore, the King has decreed that the serfs will not be given their pay if this should continue.
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"He was giraffing with out a permit, your Honor, and threatening the good spirits of our ICE personnel. They have been through terrible things here in Portland. You've seen the carnage, your Honor. We had to bring his long neck down in order to bring some order."
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Federalist Wet Dream of a decision coming. Erase the ability of Congress to make laws that the established powers don't like.
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Love that the eagle conveniently kept an axe in its nest.
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When Daddy says he has stopped "wars", he means he stopped, in his mind, the culture wars they themselves set up.
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They find so many strawmen to use in defense of their defenseless position. First, it was all the "illegals" getting free Medicaid, despite the law specifically excluding them. Now, basement dwelling incels are the reason to defund Medicaid.
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Sorry, Alex, but looks like they will be coming for everything after all. Being one of the biggest anal orifices on air doesn't pay like it once did.

Do you have a supplement to help you through your suffering?
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Absolutely it is a partisan thing, but the party responsible is the one in power.
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And what, pray tell, aside from refusing to be in session, keeps you from being able to do so?
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Do you seriously believe there won't be an assist from the Fascist Six, through the Shadow Docket, no written opinion, just a quick 6-3 vote and "let them go free"?
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Mike Johnson: "It's all good. What have you seen that is objectionable? I haven't seen anything yet."
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Offences by King George from Dec of Ind

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
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She's thinking how great to live in an America where she gets awesome medical insurance for free (unlike her constituents) and where billionaires and their companies get huge tax breaks. America, what a wonder!
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That was one of the best interviews Maron did. Well done, sir.
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To be announced soon: MTG to go on tour with AOC talking about overcoming Trumpism.
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GOP Reps and Senators hate government healthcare, yet they all have it and use it.
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"Sir, I do believe most warrants are not written in crayon. Kindly leave my premises."