cel
@cellytron.bsky.social
It’s Celly! s40e12: god, let’s just try and get through this in one piece • Single loser. Big city. Tiny cat. 🐈 (not actual size) • $50 DM fee for strangers 😎
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@cellytron.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hallo people-folks! I am Cel. I am a mess. My parents passed in 2022 and I’ve spent the last 2 years on my own, trying to figure out who and what the hell I am.
Current obsessions:
Retro/old-timey telephony, obscure TV (particularly Fred Silverman era NBC), Laura Ingalls Wilder, Sailor Moon
Current obsessions:
Retro/old-timey telephony, obscure TV (particularly Fred Silverman era NBC), Laura Ingalls Wilder, Sailor Moon
I wish all of my trauma had made me realize nothing matters, and turned me into a super chill guy
But that’s not what happened at all!
But that’s not what happened at all!
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I wish all of my trauma had made me realize nothing matters, and turned me into a super chill guy
But that’s not what happened at all!
But that’s not what happened at all!
Alright I gotta do stuff
But first
Since it’s super cool and trendy to post in all lower caps and not use punctuation, but most phones automatically begin new sentences with caps, are ppl deadass out here going back and manually “fixing” the beginning of their sentences?
But first
Since it’s super cool and trendy to post in all lower caps and not use punctuation, but most phones automatically begin new sentences with caps, are ppl deadass out here going back and manually “fixing” the beginning of their sentences?
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Alright I gotta do stuff
But first
Since it’s super cool and trendy to post in all lower caps and not use punctuation, but most phones automatically begin new sentences with caps, are ppl deadass out here going back and manually “fixing” the beginning of their sentences?
But first
Since it’s super cool and trendy to post in all lower caps and not use punctuation, but most phones automatically begin new sentences with caps, are ppl deadass out here going back and manually “fixing” the beginning of their sentences?
Me and my obsession/fixation on dates, and I’ve been walking around with these two events switched around in my memory.
Marmal died in 2018.
Kmart closed down in 2019.
That sounds completely wrong but it’s true. I don’t quite know how I could get so mixed up only 7 years later but here we are
Marmal died in 2018.
Kmart closed down in 2019.
That sounds completely wrong but it’s true. I don’t quite know how I could get so mixed up only 7 years later but here we are
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me and my obsession/fixation on dates, and I’ve been walking around with these two events switched around in my memory.
Marmal died in 2018.
Kmart closed down in 2019.
That sounds completely wrong but it’s true. I don’t quite know how I could get so mixed up only 7 years later but here we are
Marmal died in 2018.
Kmart closed down in 2019.
That sounds completely wrong but it’s true. I don’t quite know how I could get so mixed up only 7 years later but here we are
I need to go to bed, shit.
And also I need to check my notifications tomorrow haha sorry ☹️
And also also, is there no way to turn off someone else’s retweets on here without muting their account entirely? Seems a shame if so.
And also I need to check my notifications tomorrow haha sorry ☹️
And also also, is there no way to turn off someone else’s retweets on here without muting their account entirely? Seems a shame if so.
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I need to go to bed, shit.
And also I need to check my notifications tomorrow haha sorry ☹️
And also also, is there no way to turn off someone else’s retweets on here without muting their account entirely? Seems a shame if so.
And also I need to check my notifications tomorrow haha sorry ☹️
And also also, is there no way to turn off someone else’s retweets on here without muting their account entirely? Seems a shame if so.
Phyl and Mikhy, the proto-Perfect Strangers, except they were a guy and a girl and they were a couple. Wish someone would upload it! I’ve only seen one or two clips.
Bring back wacky supporting characters in opening credits
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Phyl and Mikhy, the proto-Perfect Strangers, except they were a guy and a girl and they were a couple. Wish someone would upload it! I’ve only seen one or two clips.
I’m so goddamn out of the loop. I thought I’d look at what’s currently airing on prime time television in my market. Most of the shows I haven’t heard of
But the main one, on the CW… Law and Order: TORONTO? Canadian L&O! And not on NBC either. It’s on tomorrow so I guess I’ll check it out
But the main one, on the CW… Law and Order: TORONTO? Canadian L&O! And not on NBC either. It’s on tomorrow so I guess I’ll check it out
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m so goddamn out of the loop. I thought I’d look at what’s currently airing on prime time television in my market. Most of the shows I haven’t heard of
But the main one, on the CW… Law and Order: TORONTO? Canadian L&O! And not on NBC either. It’s on tomorrow so I guess I’ll check it out
But the main one, on the CW… Law and Order: TORONTO? Canadian L&O! And not on NBC either. It’s on tomorrow so I guess I’ll check it out
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anyone need anything while i have the cat drawer open
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
anyone need anything while i have the cat drawer open
Just some quirky celly things you may overhear:
Aunt: “…But she had divorced him by that time, right?”
Me: “Oh, god yes. She was going to murder him! He ran for his life, and rightly so. She bought a gun! She was going to kill him AND the principal at her school!”
Aunt: “Yeah.”
Aunt: “…But she had divorced him by that time, right?”
Me: “Oh, god yes. She was going to murder him! He ran for his life, and rightly so. She bought a gun! She was going to kill him AND the principal at her school!”
Aunt: “Yeah.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just some quirky celly things you may overhear:
Aunt: “…But she had divorced him by that time, right?”
Me: “Oh, god yes. She was going to murder him! He ran for his life, and rightly so. She bought a gun! She was going to kill him AND the principal at her school!”
Aunt: “Yeah.”
Aunt: “…But she had divorced him by that time, right?”
Me: “Oh, god yes. She was going to murder him! He ran for his life, and rightly so. She bought a gun! She was going to kill him AND the principal at her school!”
Aunt: “Yeah.”
omfg the girlie just came trotting in here with her little lambchop plushie in her mouth like prey, and she jumped up and dropped it on the bed 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
omfg the girlie just came trotting in here with her little lambchop plushie in her mouth like prey, and she jumped up and dropped it on the bed 😭😭😭
The house has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space cats. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the Celly or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the cats will soon be here.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The house has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space cats. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the Celly or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the cats will soon be here.
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Bijoux has the right idea
Stay in the warming drawer to help the loaf rise😜
#cats #mondayloaf #hedgewatch #warmandcozy
Stay in the warming drawer to help the loaf rise😜
#cats #mondayloaf #hedgewatch #warmandcozy
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Bijoux has the right idea
Stay in the warming drawer to help the loaf rise😜
#cats #mondayloaf #hedgewatch #warmandcozy
Stay in the warming drawer to help the loaf rise😜
#cats #mondayloaf #hedgewatch #warmandcozy
I literally just learned this amazing fact last night at about 1:30 AM. I had briefly woken up to take ibuprofen, and I was leaning on the sink, filling my glass with water, reading about SNL. He was only in the first episode!
An original Not Ready for Prime Time Player.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I literally just learned this amazing fact last night at about 1:30 AM. I had briefly woken up to take ibuprofen, and I was leaning on the sink, filling my glass with water, reading about SNL. He was only in the first episode!
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Noooooooooo omg I forgot about these pics that came up on FB. December 2014 😭
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Noooooooooo omg I forgot about these pics that came up on FB. December 2014 😭
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
THEYRE SO BABY 🥀🥀 Cookie has still only aged about 15 min in 11 years
And Floof was so gorgeous. It’s incredible that such a snow-white baby kitten became the massive spotted cow cat mop boy that he grew up to be. How?!
Isn’t it amazing how quickly a person gets used to the weather!
All of a sudden, like over the weekend, it went from 40s to 20s (F). Last night I woke up at 1am and saw it was 3°F.
Now the sun is up and it’s all of 16°F, and I said to the cat, “See? It’s warming up!” 😭😭😭
All of a sudden, like over the weekend, it went from 40s to 20s (F). Last night I woke up at 1am and saw it was 3°F.
Now the sun is up and it’s all of 16°F, and I said to the cat, “See? It’s warming up!” 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Isn’t it amazing how quickly a person gets used to the weather!
All of a sudden, like over the weekend, it went from 40s to 20s (F). Last night I woke up at 1am and saw it was 3°F.
Now the sun is up and it’s all of 16°F, and I said to the cat, “See? It’s warming up!” 😭😭😭
All of a sudden, like over the weekend, it went from 40s to 20s (F). Last night I woke up at 1am and saw it was 3°F.
Now the sun is up and it’s all of 16°F, and I said to the cat, “See? It’s warming up!” 😭😭😭
I woke up at like 3:30 PM to what sounded like construction outside. It didn’t make sense.
Picked up my phone. Aunt had texted me that she was loathe to go out in these awful weather conditions. What?!
Yeah there was a blizzard lmao. Still going, even.
Picked up my phone. Aunt had texted me that she was loathe to go out in these awful weather conditions. What?!
Yeah there was a blizzard lmao. Still going, even.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I woke up at like 3:30 PM to what sounded like construction outside. It didn’t make sense.
Picked up my phone. Aunt had texted me that she was loathe to go out in these awful weather conditions. What?!
Yeah there was a blizzard lmao. Still going, even.
Picked up my phone. Aunt had texted me that she was loathe to go out in these awful weather conditions. What?!
Yeah there was a blizzard lmao. Still going, even.
Oh yeah, I definitely believe this is a real thing and in no way a scam
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Oh yeah, I definitely believe this is a real thing and in no way a scam
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
They elected not to run the prompt through Bing image creator a second time and get a real word because the quality of the product speaks for itself
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Galaxia seems to want the power of the stars #SailorMoon
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Galaxia seems to want the power of the stars #SailorMoon
Adama and Rose Nylund! Together at last!
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Adama and Rose Nylund! Together at last!
Hmmm. I let all my bananas go mushy. I swear only a couple days went by, and they’re too gross to eat now.
There are a LOT of them.
Dare I make TWO loaves of banana bread?! Dare I?!
This is the recipe I usually use:
tasty.co/recipe/one-b...
There are a LOT of them.
Dare I make TWO loaves of banana bread?! Dare I?!
This is the recipe I usually use:
tasty.co/recipe/one-b...
One-Bowl Chocolate Chip Banana Bread Recipe by Tasty
We’ve all been baking banana bread lately, right? It’s been good, but it’s gotten, well, just a tad routine. In fact, it’s probably making you go just a liiiittle bananas yourself! So it’s time to swe...
tasty.co
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hmmm. I let all my bananas go mushy. I swear only a couple days went by, and they’re too gross to eat now.
There are a LOT of them.
Dare I make TWO loaves of banana bread?! Dare I?!
This is the recipe I usually use:
tasty.co/recipe/one-b...
There are a LOT of them.
Dare I make TWO loaves of banana bread?! Dare I?!
This is the recipe I usually use:
tasty.co/recipe/one-b...
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Complete THREAD OPENINGS and ENDINGS of "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal" series:
September 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Complete THREAD OPENINGS and ENDINGS of "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal" series: