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@celly321.bsky.social
anti-fascist, agnostic, ally
+ lots of eff words
on the blue side of the spectrum
raised heathern
she/hers … not yours
+ lots of eff words
on the blue side of the spectrum
raised heathern
she/hers … not yours
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‘I have a female for him’
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
‘I have a female for him’
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I can’t think of anybody who could be in the Epstein files that I’d want censored and protected
Jim Henson could be in there wearing Kermit and I’d be like drag them. Better that we know.
Jim Henson could be in there wearing Kermit and I’d be like drag them. Better that we know.
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I can’t think of anybody who could be in the Epstein files that I’d want censored and protected
Jim Henson could be in there wearing Kermit and I’d be like drag them. Better that we know.
Jim Henson could be in there wearing Kermit and I’d be like drag them. Better that we know.
Trump is all over the Epstein files. Why else did Epstein “commit suicide” in prison during Trump’s first presidency?
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trump is all over the Epstein files. Why else did Epstein “commit suicide” in prison during Trump’s first presidency?
Or Bill Clinton ear sanitary napkins or Bill Clinton adult diapers
Nobody gives a shit if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files because we’re not in a Bill Clinton cult wearing Bill Clinton hats getting Bill Clinton tattoos and flying Bill Clinton flags.
Throw Bill Clinton in jail with the rest of the pedos.
Jfc this shouldn’t be that difficult.
Throw Bill Clinton in jail with the rest of the pedos.
Jfc this shouldn’t be that difficult.
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Or Bill Clinton ear sanitary napkins or Bill Clinton adult diapers
I’m not sure how I will manage the rest of the day stuffed to the gills with party food
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m not sure how I will manage the rest of the day stuffed to the gills with party food
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ICE whistles work.
The horns and whistles work
What it's like to watch community activists stand up to a Border Patrol raid.
www.motherjones.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ICE whistles work.
I had a woman say to me, “God dog it!”
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I had a woman say to me, “God dog it!”
It’s Epstein files Eve!
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s Epstein files Eve!
lol
BREAKING: Dan Bongino confirms he's leaving his position as deputy FBI director in January.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
lol
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This sums it up rather well.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This sums it up rather well.
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This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy.
#BarackObama
#BarackObama
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy.
#BarackObama
#BarackObama
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Just one tiny air bubble in whatever they're pumping into his hand could solve a lot of problems.
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just one tiny air bubble in whatever they're pumping into his hand could solve a lot of problems.
Donald Trump needs to burn in Hell. He makes me wish it actually exists. Anyone who still supports him belongs there, as well. Inhuman trash.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Donald Trump needs to burn in Hell. He makes me wish it actually exists. Anyone who still supports him belongs there, as well. Inhuman trash.
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I am often asked what laws I would recommend blue states adopt. While there is no one-size-fits-all approach, there are seven changes every state could adopt right now, for virtually no cost or administrative burden. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/seve...
Seven Voting Laws Every Blue State Should Enact Right Now
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I am often asked what laws I would recommend blue states adopt. While there is no one-size-fits-all approach, there are seven changes every state could adopt right now, for virtually no cost or administrative burden. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/seve...
I stopped drinking alcohol years ago. I don’t miss it except sometimes I crave a margarita. Or three
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I stopped drinking alcohol years ago. I don’t miss it except sometimes I crave a margarita. Or three
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Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
Trump rapes children. Of course he’s in the Epstein files. He will do whatever it takes to keep The People from seeing them
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Trump rapes children. Of course he’s in the Epstein files. He will do whatever it takes to keep The People from seeing them
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My viral video on the science of Deathcaps (Amanita phalloides). Unfortunately they are having quite a season here in California, however you can still safely forage for mushrooms if you know how to avoid these. For beginners, just stay away from Amanitas in general. #deathcap #toxicmushroom
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My viral video on the science of Deathcaps (Amanita phalloides). Unfortunately they are having quite a season here in California, however you can still safely forage for mushrooms if you know how to avoid these. For beginners, just stay away from Amanitas in general. #deathcap #toxicmushroom
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I feel this in my bones…
THE AMERICAN WORKER IS ALL OF US. Black, white, Latino, Asian, Native, immigrant, union or not. Not the “working class” stereotype.
We built this country. We keep it running. Stop dividing. Start recognizing.
I have a lot to say
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
THE AMERICAN WORKER IS ALL OF US. Black, white, Latino, Asian, Native, immigrant, union or not. Not the “working class” stereotype.
We built this country. We keep it running. Stop dividing. Start recognizing.
I have a lot to say
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
The American Worker
Is all of us
open.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I feel this in my bones…
THE AMERICAN WORKER IS ALL OF US. Black, white, Latino, Asian, Native, immigrant, union or not. Not the “working class” stereotype.
We built this country. We keep it running. Stop dividing. Start recognizing.
I have a lot to say
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
THE AMERICAN WORKER IS ALL OF US. Black, white, Latino, Asian, Native, immigrant, union or not. Not the “working class” stereotype.
We built this country. We keep it running. Stop dividing. Start recognizing.
I have a lot to say
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
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Leak the unredacted Epstein files!
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Leak the unredacted Epstein files!
I am over the moon about Eileen Higgins❣️ I wrote postcards for her bid for mayor. Such a balm for my spirit.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am over the moon about Eileen Higgins❣️ I wrote postcards for her bid for mayor. Such a balm for my spirit.
In 2004, I hated Jimmy Kimmel for the Man Show and thought Jimmy Fallon was kinda cute. Then Trump came along.
In 2025, I have an abiding—albeit begrudging—respect for Jimmy Kimmel and I loathe Jimmy Fallon with the flame of 1000 suns
In 2025, I have an abiding—albeit begrudging—respect for Jimmy Kimmel and I loathe Jimmy Fallon with the flame of 1000 suns
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In 2004, I hated Jimmy Kimmel for the Man Show and thought Jimmy Fallon was kinda cute. Then Trump came along.
In 2025, I have an abiding—albeit begrudging—respect for Jimmy Kimmel and I loathe Jimmy Fallon with the flame of 1000 suns
In 2025, I have an abiding—albeit begrudging—respect for Jimmy Kimmel and I loathe Jimmy Fallon with the flame of 1000 suns
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever