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@cbryoshu.bsky.social

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“S.P.D. You call yourself a Butler? I’ll demonstrate, so shut up and watch. It’s all about the Speed, Precision, and Decisiveness.” The Chief Butler of the Edgar Family. D.A.M. about translations. Someone’ll figure it out. *Parody / Not Affiliated w/ PJM

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Jun 22

Haaaaah… finally. All the maids have been thoroughly retaught.

What a huge W.O.T.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · May 26

Tch. Never seen as much O.D.F. in a while. The Butlers are improving at lowering standards further.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · May 12

A small child told me “Happy Mother’s Day” today.

..Heh, T.Y.L.O. If only.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · May 4

It’s only been a few days and several Butlers are complaining about the heat.

S.W and K.W.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Apr 24

Tsk, almost forgot about this.

The Butlers have been F.A.F.M.S. and don’t seem to learn for the long term. Haaaah. More conditioning will have to be done.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Apr 10

A few of the Butlers have recovered. S.T.R.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Apr 2

A few of the Butlers decided to put a bucket full of water on a door frame.

There will be plenty of T.R.I.C.K.S. claimed.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Apr 1

If I see anyone in the manor within the next twenty four hours pull some “April Fools” ploy, I’ll T.R.I.C.K.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Apr 1

B.L.O.O.P.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Apr 1

If I see anyone in the manor within the next twenty four hours pull some “April Fools” ploy, I’ll T.R.I.C.K.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Mar 28

Haaaaah… another day, another dozen explanations.

The Nightshift will begin soon. Heh, finally, S.T.L.F.T.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Mar 20

H.N.O.Y.B. He’s mine.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Mar 20

ESGOO will feel my wrath.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Mar 13

Caught a Butler “accidentally” forgetting her duties.

Perhaps tomorrow she won’t have such a R.A.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Mar 7

These Butlers’ memories are horrible.

The next person who asks me to repeat myself will T.A.E.L. starting tomorrow.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Feb 28

Hooh, today’s night watch will be O.T.R.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Feb 23

There’s been too many mistakes without any being fixed or changed.

Haah, I’ll have to come up with more convincing methods to get it through their skulls.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Feb 17

One of the Butlers asked me if they could have V.D. off. I said “no”. Shortly after, they ‘accidentally’ sliced their finger on a knife.

Haaaaah, the things these fools will do for a day off.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Feb 9

Already had to whet several Butlers’ knives today.

The next one asking for another demonstration will be the demonstration.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Feb 5

The laundry staff managed to shrink several articles of clothing in the wash.

Haah… S.A.D.

Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Feb 1

Haaaaaahhh… I spoke too soon. The Butlers S.I.U.R. today.

One step forward, two steps back. Progress lost.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Jan 30

Hooh, a day went by without major mistakes.

One step closer to perfection. The Butlers will K.I.U.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Jan 26

Haah.. how many Butlers does it take to screw something up?

A.O.T.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Jan 23

Hooh, well said. I have already given the Butler a W.N.B.

Surely they won’t make the same mistake twice.

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Jan 23

Just saw a Butler fall on their face, tossing all the dinnerware onto the floor.

Haaaaaahh…

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · Jan 21

The temperature of the winds has dropped considerably, causing that fool of a Master to go cold and shivering.

Hmph, the Butlers M.K.H.W. at all costs when tending to him directly.

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