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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈

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The stunning art in my banner is by @crunchchute.bsky.social 💜Afton Obsessed | Scottish | He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜FNAF Fan Writer, Theorist & Artist, 35+ 💜Married to shockburnt🐇 💜Willry fan AND EDWIN? YouTube: youtube.com/@perseidlabs cathures.com Theory: fnaf.co.uk

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FreshWoomy @freshwoomy.bsky.social · 5h

why is he doing that

#FNAF #FiveNightsatFreddys #FNAF2Movie

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 1h

The depression is definitely winning lately lol.

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 3h

I don't draw Mangle anywhere near enough.

#fnaf

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 3h

I like how ominous Vanessa looks here, along with her purple flannel.

#fnaf

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 3h

Looking forward to people who hop over from twitter after the current nazi fiasco jumping right back in a week like "my friends are here uwu"

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 3h

Uhh, Hello? Hello?

Uh, well, if you’re hearing this and you made it back onto bluesky, uh, congrats!

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 6h

Half of the people on those posts probably have right wing boomer grandparents and family members who have donated a lot more than what is recorded against scoots

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 6h

That's a bit Too Much for me unfortunately lol. I definitely am not about to take a bullet for the Texan Cryptid, he's just a man but I'm glad you found a way to process/vent your frustrations :)

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 7h

Not SURPRISED, though, the queer community has always been a big fucking snake eating its own tail.

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 7h

These people always go hard as fuck after any series with an extensive queer audience, but never level that energy at the actual fucking bigots just casually existing on social media lol. I just think they are a bunch of fucking cowards.

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · May 27

Also me saying for years that ITS ME is a William line first, Golden Freddy using it against him later.

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · Mar 6

People walk past Golden Freddy like 50 times a playthrough ;)

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 7h

This still makes me laugh, it feels like a shitpost.

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · Feb 17

This is frankly hilarious. We saw this on reddit (u/PizzaGurlQwQ) but the UK edition of the encyclopedia's Foxy page is kind of amazing. Its the same render three times and his ears destroy the text. I wonder if there are any other differences?

#fnaf

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Izzy @cherrysodabear.bsky.social · 1d

🐇Plushtrap Chaser..🐇

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 7h

I know, that's why I said it was bs.

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 7h

Again, people can dislike the series and the creator, but at least like, check your shit if you are going to make a judgment on someone/something. Don't just be that guy like "why thing bad?" and just take the word of a rando?

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 7h

Its not even worth correcting people on the facts because its all about moral outrage and nothing to do with reasonable responses to anything. I just go through every post and block them all at this point, if they are going to be like this about one thing it'll be everything.

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 8h

I hate twitter but jesus christ the number of absolute idiots on this site when it comes to FNAF is insane. No one is ever going to move here when there are 800 dipshits on every single post like "Scutt cwthn is exactly the same as jk rawling cuz he donate 5 billion dollurs 2 hitler!!!"

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 8h

He's never donated again and has continued to consistently donate to the trevor project and other charity causes far in excess of the original donation that gets people up in arms.

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 8h

This is the worst "What is FNAF"

1 . Too long for me to explain to you in a conversation
2. Completely lacking in literally any guides that aren't founded on batshit theories and make huge leaps of logic in random places.

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 20h

“William has a wife so he can’t be queer”

Willry has more solid canonical evidence than Mrs. Afton existing

#FNAF #Willry

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 9h

My problem is "I should give people sufficient information to understand how I came to this conclusion and what my supplementary evidence is" and I end up with a 6 hour video no one would ever sit down and watch.

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Shockburnt @shockburnt.bsky.social · 11h

1/2 The timeline (& character arc) I think is in the whole games is pretty different from a lot of theories, that's why I can't recommend to friends/family when they ask for a lore video to watch, I don't think there's a video that has solved or even MENTIONS the protagonist for most of the games.

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⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 11h

It had a good tour of duty for a hard drive lol, I had to move like three SB installs elsewhere

⋈ Cathures the Hare ⋈ @cathures.com · 11h

If I was rich I'd get a NAS, but as it is its 500 little external SSDs and one hard drive lol.