Cassini McAlister
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Rehab Wild Berry Tea is my least favourate of the rehabs, but its still better than most of the other flavours. 8/10
Rehab peach tea is also pretty great, but I still prefer the lemonade and tea. 8/10
Rehab Tea and Lemonade is good. I do enjoy me a good arnold palmer, and it doesn't dry my mouth out as much as the others. 9/10 one of my go tos.
Juice Monster Viking Berry is alright. Again it's just too sweet. The can's cool. 6/10
Juice Monster Aussie Lemonade tastes just like any other packaged lemonade. Nothing special beside the can. 6/10
Juice Monster Pipeline Punch is similar to Pacific Punch, but a bit lighter in flavour. 7/10
Juice Monster Pacific Punch is basically a caffinated version of Kool Aid Fruit Punch. I like it, but it is far too sweet.
Java Monster Mean Bean is like watered down cream with some coffee. Not a fan. 5/10
Ultra Violet has the best name, but I'm not really sure what the flavour is. It taste like 70s purple. 6/10
Ultra Blue Hawaiian is their newest flavour, and it's also quite tropical. I think its based on the drink of the same name[which is like a pina colata with curacau liqueur]. 7/10
Ultra Vice Guava is alright. It is super guavay, but I don't really like guava all that much. 5/10 great for guava fans.
Ultra Paradise is indeed paradise. It's very tropical with more of a bright fruity flavour. 8/10 but harder to find.
Zero Ultra is also hard to describe. It's similar to the original monster, but with a bit less of a bite. 8/10
Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red has one of my favourate can designs, but flavour wise it's okay. I'm not sure how to describe it. It's tart and sweet. 7/10
Ultra Strawberry Dreams is probably my favourate Monster flavour[spoiler alert]. It's sweet and creamy minus the texture. It's great 10/10
Ultra Sunshine is indeed very bright. It's super citrusy without all the sour that comes with it. 8/10
Ultra Watermelon isn't quite as watermelony as one would assume. It's more of a watermelon lime or something. It's has a tartness to it, which isn't bad, but not what I would expect. 7/10
Ultra Peachy Keen I'm quite keen on. I also love peach, and this one is super peachy. 9/10 one of my go tos.
Original lo-carb are about the same as the full-sugar original, except it's less sweet. I like it's blue. 6/10
Reserve Orange Dreamsicle I'm kinda a sucker for. I've always been a fan of orange cream, so it's great in drink form. 8/10 though I haven't found this one in stores as of late.
Original is odd. It's has this acidic flavour that reminds me of lime juice, but sweetened. While iconic, it's not my favourate. 6/10
I'm bored, so here's all the Monster Energy[not including Beast] that I've had so far.
#ranking #monster #monsterenergy
If you are looking to get a Cirkul, here's the flavours I would recommend looking into:
*Lifesip Fruit Punch and Honeycrisp Apple
*Fitsip Star Blast and White Cherry
*Frosted Refreshers Pink, Berry Peach Acai and Mango Dragon Fruit
*Sabrocita Guanabana
*Gosip Strawberry Dream

#cirkul #review
Frosted Refresher Mango Dragon Fruit was a nice balace of the tropical mango and the light dragon fruit. Not quite on the same level as the pink, but pretty good. 9/10
Frosted Vanilla Iced Coffee was odd. It was similar to Java Monster Mean Bean, which is not one of my favourate Monsters. It wasn't terrible, just odd. 7/10