Cassie Danger™
@cassiedanger.bsky.social
✨peer reviewed research in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets✨
I’ll rate your dick for $10, I’ll call you one for free.
https://throne.com/cassiedangerous
I’ll rate your dick for $10, I’ll call you one for free.
https://throne.com/cassiedangerous
Pinned
Coming out of hiding to say fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
May 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Coming out of hiding to say fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin' crew
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
Disinterested in pretending the pope isn’t always piece of shit, literally every time, just because *this* one said “free Palestine” a few times.
April 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Disinterested in pretending the pope isn’t always piece of shit, literally every time, just because *this* one said “free Palestine” a few times.
One like and I’ll wear this to brunch on Saturday.
March 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
One like and I’ll wear this to brunch on Saturday.
He’s blending fish heads in his vitamix to make me bouillabaisse while I sip a drink and watch.
March 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He’s blending fish heads in his vitamix to make me bouillabaisse while I sip a drink and watch.
The joy of rewatching Girls is already knowing they’re all the fucking worst and just being able to lean into that.
March 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The joy of rewatching Girls is already knowing they’re all the fucking worst and just being able to lean into that.
I can’t possibly recommend getting a 6’4 queer boyfriend with a fat dick and high EQ who eats pussy on command enough. I love it here.
March 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I can’t possibly recommend getting a 6’4 queer boyfriend with a fat dick and high EQ who eats pussy on command enough. I love it here.
Dating with intention.
February 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Dating with intention.
If I send this to you, know your demise is imminent and I’m already reveling in it.
February 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If I send this to you, know your demise is imminent and I’m already reveling in it.
Behind the scenes footage of @jarlva.bsky.social in my DMs mere moments after this was posted.
February 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Behind the scenes footage of @jarlva.bsky.social in my DMs mere moments after this was posted.
*tapping the sign*
February 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
*tapping the sign*
Was gonna make a comment about having phone sex then realized the guy I was having it with can see what I say over here. 🤐
February 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Was gonna make a comment about having phone sex then realized the guy I was having it with can see what I say over here. 🤐
Popped the zipper with my titty like a can of Grands goddamn biscuits literally two seconds later.
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Popped the zipper with my titty like a can of Grands goddamn biscuits literally two seconds later.
This is going triple platinum in my texts right now.
February 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is going triple platinum in my texts right now.
What’s the action to signify “would chase with scissors” or “would flick it real hard with my stiletto nails in public”? Asking for myself cmere let’s fight ✂️
🔁 if you would suck, stroke or fuck. Dare you.
Greyscale, non-static image day before Tuesday.
Wrestling with the weapon. Oh fuck I alliterated.
Wrestling with the weapon. Oh fuck I alliterated.
February 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What’s the action to signify “would chase with scissors” or “would flick it real hard with my stiletto nails in public”? Asking for myself cmere let’s fight ✂️
Watching your opp win a Grammy for calling you a pedophile is the funniest thing that’s ever happened. Like don’t even check on Drake, he is NOT ok 😂
February 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Watching your opp win a Grammy for calling you a pedophile is the funniest thing that’s ever happened. Like don’t even check on Drake, he is NOT ok 😂
I mean just @ me next time, coward.
Hey, existence sucks.
Want to show me your tits to make it a little bit better?
Want to show me your tits to make it a little bit better?
February 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I mean just @ me next time, coward.
It’s Black History Month!
Pay your reparations and know there will be a quiz for any yt men in my DMs.
Pay your reparations and know there will be a quiz for any yt men in my DMs.
February 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s Black History Month!
Pay your reparations and know there will be a quiz for any yt men in my DMs.
Pay your reparations and know there will be a quiz for any yt men in my DMs.
The vibe today as I blew through Target.
February 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The vibe today as I blew through Target.
lol what do you think Drake is doing with his last weekend before K Dot calls him a pedophile in front of 100M people
February 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
lol what do you think Drake is doing with his last weekend before K Dot calls him a pedophile in front of 100M people
Taking my rent autopay out on Friday night FIVE HOURS EARLY while I’m getting ready to hit the streets is absolutely nasty work.
January 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Taking my rent autopay out on Friday night FIVE HOURS EARLY while I’m getting ready to hit the streets is absolutely nasty work.
Every one of those rows is tagged with my name. Kill me.
January 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Every one of those rows is tagged with my name. Kill me.
Found thousands of dollars worth of corsetry I thought I lost in a move 5 years ago. 🖤
January 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Found thousands of dollars worth of corsetry I thought I lost in a move 5 years ago. 🖤
Thank god no one’s blowing my back out, considering my insurance doesn’t exist right now 🙃
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thank god no one’s blowing my back out, considering my insurance doesn’t exist right now 🙃
I’m so high and I was like “I wonder if there’s a list of all the wrong names they called Kipperlily Copperkettle” and there is and I just laughed so hard so long I pulled a muscle. dimension20.fandom.com/wiki/Kipperl...
Kipperlilly Copperkettle
Kipperlilly Copperkettle is a junior at Aguefort Adventuring Academy, leader of the Rat Grinders, and current candidate for student body president. Kipperlilly is a junior at the Aguefort Adventuring ...
dimension20.fandom.com
January 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m so high and I was like “I wonder if there’s a list of all the wrong names they called Kipperlily Copperkettle” and there is and I just laughed so hard so long I pulled a muscle. dimension20.fandom.com/wiki/Kipperl...
The ice is square and I had to make a phone call so now the drink is $37.
'Speakeasy' bars are dumb. This cocktail is twice as expensive because I had to crawl through a tiny door?
January 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The ice is square and I had to make a phone call so now the drink is $37.