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The feminine urge to buy a flame thrower and just fuck things up
Watched the trailer for All the Empty Rooms and I cried for 2 days and I think that’s the only appropriate emotional response
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Watched the trailer for All the Empty Rooms and I cried for 2 days and I think that’s the only appropriate emotional response
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19 year olds shouldn’t have to throw footballs into a giant can of Dr. Pepper to avoid 250k of debt
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
19 year olds shouldn’t have to throw footballs into a giant can of Dr. Pepper to avoid 250k of debt
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I’ve seen enough commission the Caleb Love statue
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’ve seen enough commission the Caleb Love statue
having a medical condition where you have to keep your heart rate low is not conducive to sports fandom but fuck it we ball
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
having a medical condition where you have to keep your heart rate low is not conducive to sports fandom but fuck it we ball
Zach Collins celebrating against us like that feels illegal
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Zach Collins celebrating against us like that feels illegal
I also have a new injury everyday so these 2025 Blazers are very relatable to me
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I also have a new injury everyday so these 2025 Blazers are very relatable to me
8pm games should be illegal
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
8pm games should be illegal
as a sports fan this time of year is extra difficult because what do you mean my mental health is tied to a bunch of men?!
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
as a sports fan this time of year is extra difficult because what do you mean my mental health is tied to a bunch of men?!
Dame loves the airport jerseys so I’m not going to complain because Dame LOVES the airport jerseys
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dame loves the airport jerseys so I’m not going to complain because Dame LOVES the airport jerseys
A loss does not change the fact that our coach called an out of bounds lob play! no one can take that away from us!
That’s the best play call we’ve seen as a fanbase in 1,597 days
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A loss does not change the fact that our coach called an out of bounds lob play! no one can take that away from us!
The Blazers really said fuck your nervous system huh?
baking bread and making stew for nervous system regulation or whatever
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Blazers really said fuck your nervous system huh?
That’s the best play call we’ve seen as a fanbase in 1,597 days
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That’s the best play call we’ve seen as a fanbase in 1,597 days
That lob was swoon worthy
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That lob was swoon worthy
Blazers advertising the NOLA matchup with a CJ Mcollum headliner because those who love him ignore that he plays for the Wizards
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Blazers advertising the NOLA matchup with a CJ Mcollum headliner because those who love him ignore that he plays for the Wizards
baking bread and making stew for nervous system regulation or whatever
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
baking bread and making stew for nervous system regulation or whatever
Watching Aaron Rogers get sacked in the end zone was exactly what I needed this evening
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Watching Aaron Rogers get sacked in the end zone was exactly what I needed this evening
I think the curse is actually lifted because the Blazers posted a coach quote of the night and it’s not maddening at all
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think the curse is actually lifted because the Blazers posted a coach quote of the night and it’s not maddening at all
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BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS
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HAPPY JRUE HOLIDAYS EVERYONE
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
HAPPY JRUE HOLIDAYS EVERYONE
I’m also having a bad day Blazers so no judgement here!
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m also having a bad day Blazers so no judgement here!
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The bar is literally don’t lose by 62
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The bar is literally don’t lose by 62
Wise words by Calabro “The officials are looking at each other which is never a good sign”
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Wise words by Calabro “The officials are looking at each other which is never a good sign”
How will Mamdani end 8pm PST/11pm EST start times for sporting events?
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
How will Mamdani end 8pm PST/11pm EST start times for sporting events?