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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 7d
Listening to the latest @boontavista.com intro screaming THEY TOOK PORN TO THE MOON over and over

www.businessinsider.com/nasa-moon-po...
Just months after Apollo 11, NASA sent men to the moon with porn strapped to their wrists
As part of the most bonkers mission ever, NASA sent men to the moon with Playboy playmates strapped to their wrists. Fair warning: This post gets a bit NSFW.
www.businessinsider.com
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 13d
If a child is old enough to reason with, then reason with them. If they aren't old enough to reason with, they won't understand why you just hit them.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 21d
they are now using the wicker man as a maypole, I'm not sure this is biblically accurate
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 21d
I'm in white people land, wish me luck gang
Borderers. Imagine Morris dancers but a bit different A guy in a wicker man costume walking down the street??
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 26
Capillary Blood Glucose. BG is even worse lol
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 26
BM is unlikely to be confused for Bowel Movement in context. Capillary Blood Gas however...
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 26
And my unpopular opinion is that it's still a better name for it than CBG 💅
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 26
I mean, we arguably do this for paracetamol in the UK too- but only the liquid. It's frequently called Calpol by parents and HCPs even when it's generic or a different brand.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 26
Zak Brown has been killed and eaten.

have mclaren not suffered enough???
A cropped Formula E headline from The Race: "Jaguar captures McLaren boss..."
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 24
HARD CAT I LOVE IT
catsofyore.bsky.social Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · Sep 24
Brought my hardcat out for some fresh air and sunshine and he is NOT INTERESTED.
Photo of a small Russian tortoise in a carrier with some Timothy hay on the bottom of it. He is in the furthest possible corner from the open door, which leads out to a lawn with fallen foliage on it.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 24
I love solving one quite big problem by causing another, much bigger problem
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 24
yeah fair you got me
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 24
How did they manage to find a stock image of a colon key that doesn't also have a semicolon on it? On an article about semicolons???
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 24
Pouring one out for all the people wondering how you would even notice that an escalator isn't working.

You have ADHD. Surprise.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 24
The funny thing is that while all this is happening Big Ibuprofen are cackling in their autism-inducing lair.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 22
Rocket is such a good leaf man. What if lettuce was spicy. We're living in the future.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 21
there we go
cassesque.bsky.social the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 21
RIP to Lando in five minutes when the papaya god smites him for balance
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 21
RIP to Lando in five minutes when the papaya god smites him for balance
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 19
I just assumed that this existed for the longest time and it's genuinely wild that it doesn't. What could be the harm in putting a middleman between the safety guy and the driver of a zero-visibility rocketship?
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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · Sep 19
at hashtag your party, the women perform labour while the men perform Labour
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 18
I can't even imagine it happening??
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 18
this is genuinely disturbing in a way that I can't articulate
yougov.co.uk YouGov @yougov.co.uk · Sep 18
The forming of orderly lines in pubs appears to be an emerging phenomenon, and Britons are divided on what system they prefer

Single-file queue: 40%
Bar scrum: 39%

yougov.co.uk/topics/consu...
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 18
Good write up: www.thecanary.co/editorial/20...
Your Party in chaos as Zarah hits the nuclear option against Jeremy's team
Zarah Sultana has called for a meeting with Jeremy Corbyn to discuss the future of Your Party as the situation descends into chaos
www.thecanary.co
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · Sep 18
same energy
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · Sep 18
It's time for environmental, social, racial and economic justice.

Anti fascist.

Anti racist.

And no boot licking.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
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