Casey Jones
@caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social
“Who do you think you are? Bring it, punk! Scum-sucking, law breakers of the world, prepare to taste hardwood! When I’m done, your whole body’s gonna be busted!”
Pinned
Casey Jones
@caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social
· Jun 24
“𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐩𝐚𝐥.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟎𝟏.
𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐲 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬.”
Casey Jones. Battering Vigilante Sportsman. Outlaw Hero. Well Known Crazy.
♡ + ↻
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟎𝟏.
𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐲 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬.”
Casey Jones. Battering Vigilante Sportsman. Outlaw Hero. Well Known Crazy.
♡ + ↻
My nips are itchy
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My nips are itchy
“I heard pizza. Don’t let the boys hear about it or it will be gone.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“I heard pizza. Don’t let the boys hear about it or it will be gone.”
// Reminding myself that this exists for reasons
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
// Reminding myself that this exists for reasons
BATTER UP SCUZZBUCKET
congratulations casey jones is displayed on the screen of a video game
ALT: congratulations casey jones is displayed on the screen of a video game
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
BATTER UP SCUZZBUCKET
“Got stabbed again”
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Got stabbed again”
#SeductiveSunday
Had a long hard rough night. Lots of pounding going on. Really worked up a sweat and I think I’m gonna be sore for a while.
Best kind of night
Had a long hard rough night. Lots of pounding going on. Really worked up a sweat and I think I’m gonna be sore for a while.
Best kind of night
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#SeductiveSunday
Had a long hard rough night. Lots of pounding going on. Really worked up a sweat and I think I’m gonna be sore for a while.
Best kind of night
Had a long hard rough night. Lots of pounding going on. Really worked up a sweat and I think I’m gonna be sore for a while.
Best kind of night
“You know what’s crazy? I’m just a guy. I mean a guy that works out and stuff. But I ain’t no mutant. And yet I kick ninja, mutant, and alien ass on the regular.”
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“You know what’s crazy? I’m just a guy. I mean a guy that works out and stuff. But I ain’t no mutant. And yet I kick ninja, mutant, and alien ass on the regular.”
“I’m not an insane person. I’m actually just too much of a rational thinker that most of you bozos don’t really understand me”
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“I’m not an insane person. I’m actually just too much of a rational thinker that most of you bozos don’t really understand me”
“Aha! Knew I had an effect on you. Also that graffiti on your wall? That’s new. Not me.”
"I missed you. Now I don't have to plan a funeral."
“Hey. I’ve been stabbed by ninjas. Dragged into space. Beaten up by giant animals. And I’m still standing. I can take a real beating.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Aha! Knew I had an effect on you. Also that graffiti on your wall? That’s new. Not me.”
“Hey. I’ve been stabbed by ninjas. Dragged into space. Beaten up by giant animals. And I’m still standing. I can take a real beating.”
"I dressed up as red riding hood for Halloween and I love the costume too much to take it off."
"I can't believe you're somehow still alive!"
"I can't believe you're somehow still alive!"
“Yes! I don’t die. I…lie…ve.
…also why are dressed as Ruby Rose. Not the actress but the character from that Japanese cartoon my pal Donnie is watches.
I think it’s called Robbie?”
…also why are dressed as Ruby Rose. Not the actress but the character from that Japanese cartoon my pal Donnie is watches.
I think it’s called Robbie?”
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“Hey. I’ve been stabbed by ninjas. Dragged into space. Beaten up by giant animals. And I’m still standing. I can take a real beating.”
“Yes! I don’t die. I…lie…ve.
…also why are dressed as Ruby Rose. Not the actress but the character from that Japanese cartoon my pal Donnie is watches.
I think it’s called Robbie?”
…also why are dressed as Ruby Rose. Not the actress but the character from that Japanese cartoon my pal Donnie is watches.
I think it’s called Robbie?”
Holy fuck he's alive???
falls down the stairs
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“Yes! I don’t die. I…lie…ve.
…also why are dressed as Ruby Rose. Not the actress but the character from that Japanese cartoon my pal Donnie is watches.
I think it’s called Robbie?”
…also why are dressed as Ruby Rose. Not the actress but the character from that Japanese cartoon my pal Donnie is watches.
I think it’s called Robbie?”
falls down the stairs
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
falls down the stairs
“Don’t ask me about fathers”
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Don’t ask me about fathers”
“SPOONGALA!”
throws a bowl of cereal at the wall
throws a bowl of cereal at the wall
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“SPOONGALA!”
throws a bowl of cereal at the wall
throws a bowl of cereal at the wall
But…breaking things…
Casey should back away. She's about to let Duchess loose.
GASP
August 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
But…breaking things…
GASP
Huh. She's got this growing urge to go feral. To break things.
August 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
GASP
“G is for Goongala”
August 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“G is for Goongala”
My type is women who’s names are also months
July 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My type is women who’s names are also months
“I’m actually a combat genius! And I make explosive hockey pucks!”
Patting his back.
“I’m not stupid. Although the doctor did say I got blown too many times on the head”
July 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
“I’m actually a combat genius! And I make explosive hockey pucks!”
“I’m not stupid. Although the doctor did say I got blown too many times on the head”
July 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“I’m not stupid. Although the doctor did say I got blown too many times on the head”
“……….Yeah.”
he swallowed
“……Not a bad distraction though.”
he swallowed
“……Not a bad distraction though.”
"Absolutely anything."
“Right. Could be anything.”
July 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“……….Yeah.”
he swallowed
“……Not a bad distraction though.”
he swallowed
“……Not a bad distraction though.”
“Right. Could be anything.”
"Really? I can't imagine why."
……………..
“Mmph. Rmmmph.”
he takes the tape off
“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”
“Mmph. Rmmmph.”
he takes the tape off
“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”
July 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Right. Could be anything.”
……………..
“Mmph. Rmmmph.”
he takes the tape off
“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”
“Mmph. Rmmmph.”
he takes the tape off
“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”
"You know, you could take the tape off. Your hands are just fine."
“Mmwmph! Prrrmph? Wmmph dmmmph mmmph smmph?”
……….
“MMMPH! Nmph! Mmph smmph chmmph! Mph cmmmphk!”
……….
“MMMPH! Nmph! Mmph smmph chmmph! Mph cmmmphk!”
July 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
……………..
“Mmph. Rmmmph.”
he takes the tape off
“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”
“Mmph. Rmmmph.”
he takes the tape off
“Kind of forgot. I was…uh, distracted.”