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@carrieheffernan.bsky.social

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Writer, satirist, and professional pot-stirrer. Comedy, culture, and the occasional reality check. If it’s worth talking about, I’m probably making fun of it—or fighting for it - 💜💚👀👩🏻‍💻📝🐾

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 1d

Why doesn’t Jack Smith just call a televised press conference and tell all of us what he has to say about his investigation

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 2d

Every day more food is contaminated… this is our country now. It’s like gambling with our lives whenever we eat

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve been rewatching past Big Brother seasons.. you’d be amazed what you forget.I’m watching season 15..Amanda Zuckerman now Zachman was seriously mental & racist & I do remember Aaryn Gries being racist & a homophobe but forgot that Julie Chen handed her her ass when she came out of the house #bb27

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 5d

Wow the amount of cheating in sports these days is incredible.. refs called a touchdown for the Vikings when you can clearly see it wasn’t .. soon they will call a touchdown at the 5 yard line

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

When a President creates a video of him literally shitting on the people .. I’m thinking that pretty much says it all

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

About the 💩

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

YES!!!

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

Anyone who euthanizes shelter dogs is a monster .. PERIOD!!!

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

Noooooooo!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

Even the air is poor

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you!! 😊✌🏻💜

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you to EVERYONE who is out there protecting FREEDOM!!!! I love all of you!!!! ✌🏻💜 #nokingsday

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you!!!!😊 ✌🏻💜

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 6d

If you are out protecting your rights . I’d love to see your photos ✌🏻💜

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

I hope @bsky.app continues to protect us by not allowing hatred and lies to be spewed all over the platform so it turns into that other toxic wasteland

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

When protecting your rights…please remember to be considerate of others.. don’t partake in violence of any kind .. bring plenty of food, water.. music… dance your asses off and sit down if bad apples show up. Be safe!! ✌🏻✌🏻💜💜😊📻🌭🌮🍕🥪🥗💧

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

Rock on 🤘✌🏻

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

I’m confused.. if the government is shut down or let me rephrase that.. if members of the government don’t want to do the job they were elected to do.. then why don’t the members who do go in and get the jobs done without them?Do you think if you didn’t go to work, business would stop??

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

Bluesky has been such a great, positive place .. don’t let them ruin it .. press block and don’t engage …

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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

Be careful tomorrow.. play music .. dance .. eat food .. while protecting your rights .. be safe ✌🏻

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

I rewatched season 11 and I forgot how good it was .. I remember being soo into it back then.. watching the feeds .. but I forgot how good it really was .. and I just finished season 13 … I’m having Big Brother withdrawal #bb27

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 7d

Diane Keaton had a G wagon … she was a whole vibe ✌🏻💜

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 12d

Damn.. I’m missing all the tea because I’m not on that other platform anymore #bb27

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 13d

Loooovee her!!😭😭😭😭💜💜

carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social · 13d

I’m absolutely crushed to hear of the passing of Diane Keaton 😭😭😭😭