Carmen
carmenincalgary.bsky.social
Carmen
@carmenincalgary.bsky.social
curmudgeon
It is November 16, and I’m only just watching my first Hallmark movie of the season.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why do the Canucks look like they’re actively avoiding taking a shot in OT? Scared to get to 20 shots?
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Same guy must be reffing the Canada game as reffed the U SPORTS final on the weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Annual reminder that Black Friday doesn’t actually exist in Canada, and if the only reason you’re buying something is because it’s a good deal, you don’t need it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’ve watched a lot of soccer on TV today where it looks like they’re playing in a snow globe.

Meanwhile in Calgary, no snow and 7C.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Why is that every time I go to the gas station, I’m surrounded by people who have never filled up their cars before?
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dammit. Something about not being able to count on Toronto for anything good…
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Fucking fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Fucking fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Everybody needs an Ernie Clement in their lives.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
BO FUCKING BICHETTE!!!
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There is nothing more condescending than an Amazon customer service chat person starts off with “Let me explain, Carmen”. Like dude, I understand what you just copied and pasted from your script into the chat, I just don’t agree with it.
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Seeing Brett McLean behind the bench for the Canucks is weird. I went to junior high with him, and his dad was my math teacher.
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I hate it when singers breathe the national anthem. Just fucking sing.
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by Carmen
Today, I submitted 456,365 Albertans’ signatures to Elections Alberta, petitioning the Premier to do the right thing, avoid a divisive and economically harmful referendum, and allow MLAs to vote and reaffirm that Alberta’s future is in Canada.🇨🇦

Alberta is #ForeverCanadian
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
TBH I gave up caring who won this game about six innings ago.

Little should never touch a baseball again.
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This game is never going to end, is it?
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You know who I feel for? Jays fans in Newfoundland. It’s 3:00am there.
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Jesus fuck.
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fuck the UCP.
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Jesus Christ. George Springer is a hit by pitch magnet.
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’d never pay to watch a Jays playoff game in person because the thought of standing for nine innings gives me the nope.
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s almost like they’re blaming human error, when she sides with the party that brought hand counting back into place after many successful elections with tabulators.

Can’t fucking win with this UCPers.
BREAKING: Communities First mayoral candidate and runner up in the mayor’s race Sonya Sharp has officially requested a recount. Official results show a margin of 581 votes between her and Mayor-elect Jeromy Farkas.
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Flu shot ✅
COVID shot ✅

I am expecting my cell phone service to get infinitely better in 3… 2… 1…
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every time a Communities First candidate loses, an angel gets their wings.
October 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM