C a r m e n
@carmbern.bsky.social
Infectious disease epidemiologist with a dog. (35, she/her)
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C a r m e n
@carmbern.bsky.social
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she’s perfect she’s beautiful she looks like linda evangelista she’s a model
attending a flu refresher training today and here's your powerpoint slide of the day....animals not to scale
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
attending a flu refresher training today and here's your powerpoint slide of the day....animals not to scale
I had an in-person today and I called and said "we're switching this to zoom" and I don't even know if I had the authority to do that but nobody questioned me lmao
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I had an in-person today and I called and said "we're switching this to zoom" and I don't even know if I had the authority to do that but nobody questioned me lmao
the only reason I still have a facebook is so I can buy guatemalan tamales around christmas
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the only reason I still have a facebook is so I can buy guatemalan tamales around christmas
winter is just so.......tough. I just had my first moment this season where I just had to SCREAM because I reached my capacity. I spent 20 minutes on my hands and knees in the ice slop at the gas station trying to get my tires to the right pressure and my brain broke. officially ready for spring.
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
winter is just so.......tough. I just had my first moment this season where I just had to SCREAM because I reached my capacity. I spent 20 minutes on my hands and knees in the ice slop at the gas station trying to get my tires to the right pressure and my brain broke. officially ready for spring.
going to the farm store to buy my baking supplies. you guys need anything? a gun? a toilet? ok just let me know
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
going to the farm store to buy my baking supplies. you guys need anything? a gun? a toilet? ok just let me know
my great uncle is in the hospital and will have to move to a different living setting upon discharge. he's 103 and it's probably time for him to move but it's still hard because he's still so independent. really feeling the feels right now. I don't really have any relatives left so...oof
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
my great uncle is in the hospital and will have to move to a different living setting upon discharge. he's 103 and it's probably time for him to move but it's still hard because he's still so independent. really feeling the feels right now. I don't really have any relatives left so...oof
just remembered no spend november is over and immediately bought a deck for my new career as a twitch dj
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
just remembered no spend november is over and immediately bought a deck for my new career as a twitch dj
Suvi going full herder mode. I am her cattle.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Suvi going full herder mode. I am her cattle.
you guys..... it's done. it's all done. the house...the holes...it's all....done. now what!
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
you guys..... it's done. it's all done. the house...the holes...it's all....done. now what!
anyone else feel that? the big depression wave? smacking you on the side of the head??? ow ow ow where the heck did you come from
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
anyone else feel that? the big depression wave? smacking you on the side of the head??? ow ow ow where the heck did you come from
oh she likes to party!!! ….and by party I mean I listen the mostly at the gym
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
oh she likes to party!!! ….and by party I mean I listen the mostly at the gym
I've had two espresso martinis and am contemplating becoming a twitch DJ
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I've had two espresso martinis and am contemplating becoming a twitch DJ
my fave Moyka is putting out incredible music rn & as your local nordic pop guru I feel it is my duty to share. she is very special to me so I WANT TO GATEKEEP but I shan't. think Robyn meets Lykke Li. put in headphones & let the last minute of this song wrap you up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FULZ...
Moyka – Fluorescent
YouTube video by Moyka
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
my fave Moyka is putting out incredible music rn & as your local nordic pop guru I feel it is my duty to share. she is very special to me so I WANT TO GATEKEEP but I shan't. think Robyn meets Lykke Li. put in headphones & let the last minute of this song wrap you up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FULZ...
got an idea in my head to make some nancy themed bookmarks etc. I'm snowed in so what better time to start designing....starting with a simple lil cross stitch. thoughts? is it recognizable? might do some velvet trim and some moons on the back? would anyone want one if I made them? hm.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
got an idea in my head to make some nancy themed bookmarks etc. I'm snowed in so what better time to start designing....starting with a simple lil cross stitch. thoughts? is it recognizable? might do some velvet trim and some moons on the back? would anyone want one if I made them? hm.
walking around the house repeating "you pick it up and put it in your purse"
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
walking around the house repeating "you pick it up and put it in your purse"
spent this morning reporting literal n*zi comments (hh and then this emoji 🙋♂️) on a reel I saw on my fyp and insta already came back and said they don’t violate anything. like…the world is fucked. I sent them for re-review because SERIOUSLY!?
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
spent this morning reporting literal n*zi comments (hh and then this emoji 🙋♂️) on a reel I saw on my fyp and insta already came back and said they don’t violate anything. like…the world is fucked. I sent them for re-review because SERIOUSLY!?
hi suvi what are you doing
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
hi suvi what are you doing
I have a FUN house problem for once and that is that I have too much art and not enough walls!!! If every wall in my entire house becomes a gallery wall.....is that ok.....
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I have a FUN house problem for once and that is that I have too much art and not enough walls!!! If every wall in my entire house becomes a gallery wall.....is that ok.....
conservative relatives: how is work?!
me: terrible.
cr:why?!??
me: the current federal administration.
cr: oh haha well you know how it goes!!!!!!
*repeat same conversation 100 times*
me: terrible.
cr:why?!??
me: the current federal administration.
cr: oh haha well you know how it goes!!!!!!
*repeat same conversation 100 times*
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
conservative relatives: how is work?!
me: terrible.
cr:why?!??
me: the current federal administration.
cr: oh haha well you know how it goes!!!!!!
*repeat same conversation 100 times*
me: terrible.
cr:why?!??
me: the current federal administration.
cr: oh haha well you know how it goes!!!!!!
*repeat same conversation 100 times*
suvi wants you to know that it snowed and it tastes pretty good
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
suvi wants you to know that it snowed and it tastes pretty good
context for alexis' stream
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
context for alexis' stream
I am making cookie boxes for gifts this year so drop your fave recipes below!!! (cookies, bars, things that fit in a box...) This is my current fave: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024...
Mexican Hot Chocolate Cookies Recipe
These spiced and spicy cookies, chocolaty and brimming with molten marshmallow, are a terrific treat to keep you warm in the colder months The dough itself is imbued with cinnamon and a bit of ground ...
cooking.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I am making cookie boxes for gifts this year so drop your fave recipes below!!! (cookies, bars, things that fit in a box...) This is my current fave: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024...