Carlito 🍀
@carlitodurr.bsky.social
Carlito 🦌 • Max 🐯 • 28 • He/Him • Bi • Single • Foodie • Movies • Travelling • Nature • 🌈☕️🍿🎮✈️🌱 • Suits by ZuriStudios and ThePhoenixNest
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Heya! I’m Carlito 🦌 / Max 🐯 I build fancy software for tiny chips. When I’m not battling code then I’m exploring the world, hunting for new foods, getting lost in nature, or watching movies until my brain stops buffering! 🌈☕️🍿🎮✈️
Colleague: “How was your weekend?” 👀
Thoughts: “If they only knew I have been a rubber puppy at Berghain” ✨🥵
Me out loud: “Yeah, uh… saw some friends” 🤓
Thoughts: “If they only knew I have been a rubber puppy at Berghain” ✨🥵
Me out loud: “Yeah, uh… saw some friends” 🤓
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Colleague: “How was your weekend?” 👀
Thoughts: “If they only knew I have been a rubber puppy at Berghain” ✨🥵
Me out loud: “Yeah, uh… saw some friends” 🤓
Thoughts: “If they only knew I have been a rubber puppy at Berghain” ✨🥵
Me out loud: “Yeah, uh… saw some friends” 🤓
Best hangover food! 🤤💦
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Best hangover food! 🤤💦
GUYS I MADE IT INTO BERGHAIN LAST NIGHT 🔥🔥
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
GUYS I MADE IT INTO BERGHAIN LAST NIGHT 🔥🔥
New experience unlocked: checking into a hotel room and finding someone already in you bed!??? At least they gave me a free bottle of prosecco 😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
New experience unlocked: checking into a hotel room and finding someone already in you bed!??? At least they gave me a free bottle of prosecco 😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I wanna be a dumb little deer! ✨
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wanna be a dumb little deer! ✨
Super stoked to be at @animalz.bsky.social Berlin this weekend!!! Who will I see there? 😏💦
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Super stoked to be at @animalz.bsky.social Berlin this weekend!!! Who will I see there? 😏💦
Going full feral deer today… how do people still go into the office while being ill!! 😤
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Going full feral deer today… how do people still go into the office while being ill!! 😤
Heya! I’m Carlito 🦌 / Max 🐯 I build fancy software for tiny chips. When I’m not battling code then I’m exploring the world, hunting for new foods, getting lost in nature, or watching movies until my brain stops buffering! 🌈☕️🍿🎮✈️
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Heya! I’m Carlito 🦌 / Max 🐯 I build fancy software for tiny chips. When I’m not battling code then I’m exploring the world, hunting for new foods, getting lost in nature, or watching movies until my brain stops buffering! 🌈☕️🍿🎮✈️
My eyes might have been too big for my stomach…! 😅
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My eyes might have been too big for my stomach…! 😅
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Rate my nap form from 1–10 👇🪢😳
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Rate my nap form from 1–10 👇🪢😳
Hellooo… echo… echo… 👀
If you see this, drop your favorite emoji and I’ll tell you a random nerd fact! 🤓
If you see this, drop your favorite emoji and I’ll tell you a random nerd fact! 🤓
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hellooo… echo… echo… 👀
If you see this, drop your favorite emoji and I’ll tell you a random nerd fact! 🤓
If you see this, drop your favorite emoji and I’ll tell you a random nerd fact! 🤓
Today it’s been two years since my dad passed away. He was far too young and should have enjoyed his retirement.
It still feels surreal. I often catch myself wanting to tell him about the little moments and achievements he’s missing.
I miss him.
It still feels surreal. I often catch myself wanting to tell him about the little moments and achievements he’s missing.
I miss him.
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Today it’s been two years since my dad passed away. He was far too young and should have enjoyed his retirement.
It still feels surreal. I often catch myself wanting to tell him about the little moments and achievements he’s missing.
I miss him.
It still feels surreal. I often catch myself wanting to tell him about the little moments and achievements he’s missing.
I miss him.
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Accidentally brought compression fit sweat pants to the gym. Hope my PT didn’t mind my bulge 😅✨
September 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Accidentally brought compression fit sweat pants to the gym. Hope my PT didn’t mind my bulge 😅✨
Not me just walking straight into a street light! 😂😂
September 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Not me just walking straight into a street light! 😂😂
Aaaaah not me getting a new colleague who is super cute! 😳
September 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Aaaaah not me getting a new colleague who is super cute! 😳
Anyone else still casually playing RuneScape? I have this account for about 20 years! 🔥
September 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Anyone else still casually playing RuneScape? I have this account for about 20 years! 🔥
Passed the exam! 🍾
September 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Passed the exam! 🍾
September 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tummy on a Sunday?! 😳
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tummy on a Sunday?! 😳