🍋Citrus 🍊
@carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social
Just being weird and awkward in RVA.
I realized recently that I might hold my pain a little too well. One of the bones in my ankle has been dislocated(????) since October and I didn't realize it until it popped back in....today...
Just #EDS things I reckon...
Just #EDS things I reckon...
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I realized recently that I might hold my pain a little too well. One of the bones in my ankle has been dislocated(????) since October and I didn't realize it until it popped back in....today...
Just #EDS things I reckon...
Just #EDS things I reckon...
Why did I just tell Nala that being dumb enough to think a fake Christmas tree is edible is super anti feminist of her?? And why did it actually make her stop chewing on my Christmas tree?????
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Why did I just tell Nala that being dumb enough to think a fake Christmas tree is edible is super anti feminist of her?? And why did it actually make her stop chewing on my Christmas tree?????
All I can think about on this flight is the French butter in my checked bag.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
All I can think about on this flight is the French butter in my checked bag.
I think I lost my mind packing for this flight. I think I also may have...relost my voice from screaming into the void while losing my mind about packing for this flight....😅😅
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think I lost my mind packing for this flight. I think I also may have...relost my voice from screaming into the void while losing my mind about packing for this flight....😅😅
One thing about me?
If I'm seasoning my cast iron skillets it's almost guaranteed I'm gonna burn myself. This one smarts pretty bad, brother. I reckon it's Grandma Mud coming through telling me to pay attention. 😅😅
If I'm seasoning my cast iron skillets it's almost guaranteed I'm gonna burn myself. This one smarts pretty bad, brother. I reckon it's Grandma Mud coming through telling me to pay attention. 😅😅
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
One thing about me?
If I'm seasoning my cast iron skillets it's almost guaranteed I'm gonna burn myself. This one smarts pretty bad, brother. I reckon it's Grandma Mud coming through telling me to pay attention. 😅😅
If I'm seasoning my cast iron skillets it's almost guaranteed I'm gonna burn myself. This one smarts pretty bad, brother. I reckon it's Grandma Mud coming through telling me to pay attention. 😅😅
I just really love fictional lesbians. 😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just really love fictional lesbians. 😭😭
Someday my upper register will come back to me....
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Someday my upper register will come back to me....
Really bad pain night, fam. This current rheumatoid flair is probably my worst to date. That paired with the cold and I can barely walk....I walk for a living. #rheumatoidarthritis
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Really bad pain night, fam. This current rheumatoid flair is probably my worst to date. That paired with the cold and I can barely walk....I walk for a living. #rheumatoidarthritis
Came across some photos of a meal my wife and I shared with my parents a few years ago. My mom looked so happy in them. I haven't seen her quite that happy since Dad passed. Grieving the way things were.
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Came across some photos of a meal my wife and I shared with my parents a few years ago. My mom looked so happy in them. I haven't seen her quite that happy since Dad passed. Grieving the way things were.
Filed my nails AND plucked my eyebrows??? Wow it's like I'm an actual human being again. 🤣🤣
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Filed my nails AND plucked my eyebrows??? Wow it's like I'm an actual human being again. 🤣🤣
Went to sleep about it and woke up about it and wouldn't you know? I'm still pissed off about it.
Worst Halloween I've ever had. And my cat died last Halloween so that really fucking saying something.
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Went to sleep about it and woke up about it and wouldn't you know? I'm still pissed off about it.
Worst Halloween I've ever had. And my cat died last Halloween so that really fucking saying something.
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Worst Halloween I've ever had. And my cat died last Halloween so that really fucking saying something.
After the week I had I was delighted and surprised to see a good chunk of my friends out at the haunt tonight one of which got to clown around with me and Vinni. Definitely needed it after being out of my mind for a while.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
After the week I had I was delighted and surprised to see a good chunk of my friends out at the haunt tonight one of which got to clown around with me and Vinni. Definitely needed it after being out of my mind for a while.
Good thing my scene partner is an EMT I guess 💀🤣
Fighting for my fucking life today. WHY is everything always so hard?
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Good thing my scene partner is an EMT I guess 💀🤣
Fighting for my fucking life today. WHY is everything always so hard?
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Fighting for my fucking life today. WHY is everything always so hard?
Sheesshhh I forgot just how volatile Zotz candies are at the end. 💀💀
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sheesshhh I forgot just how volatile Zotz candies are at the end. 💀💀
I managed to make it through without yeeting myself into the void. Seeing my people helped. Maybe tomorrow I'll be less grumpy.
I really need the universe and everyone to be nice to me today because my bones hurt and I'm 🤏This Close🤏 to the autistic meltdown to end all autistic meltdowns.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I managed to make it through without yeeting myself into the void. Seeing my people helped. Maybe tomorrow I'll be less grumpy.
I really need the universe and everyone to be nice to me today because my bones hurt and I'm 🤏This Close🤏 to the autistic meltdown to end all autistic meltdowns.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I really need the universe and everyone to be nice to me today because my bones hurt and I'm 🤏This Close🤏 to the autistic meltdown to end all autistic meltdowns.
Hell of a night for my haunt costume 💀💀
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Hell of a night for my haunt costume 💀💀
Excellent news. I woke up fucking hating myself again.
October 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Excellent news. I woke up fucking hating myself again.
Its barely chilly out and my asthma is is acting like it's the dead of winter. 🙄🙄
October 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Its barely chilly out and my asthma is is acting like it's the dead of winter. 🙄🙄
No more be Citrus. Time to be clown now, please. 😭🤡
September 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No more be Citrus. Time to be clown now, please. 😭🤡
Today someone told me they didn't recognize me at first because I didn't have my fangs in. Just call me Jackie Daytona. 🤣🤣
September 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Today someone told me they didn't recognize me at first because I didn't have my fangs in. Just call me Jackie Daytona. 🤣🤣
Sorry I've been so grumpy lately. I reckon the universe is storing up all the angst for haunt season 💀💀
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sorry I've been so grumpy lately. I reckon the universe is storing up all the angst for haunt season 💀💀
Someone so dear to me is in VA and I can't go see her. Its tearing me up, y'all.
September 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Someone so dear to me is in VA and I can't go see her. Its tearing me up, y'all.