Jay 🦐
@captstupidbeard.bsky.social
Valencia based noisemonger and paintbrush botherer. Metal, wrestling, art, and retro videogames. Nazi punks fuck off. He/him.
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Jay 🦐
@captstupidbeard.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Scumbag College
NOISY SONGS ABOUT STUPID SHIT
GRIND METAL PUNK FOR THOSE WHO THINK THE SCENE'S A BIT TOO FUCKING SERIOUS
scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
Yo Bluesky here's my music
scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
Grind/death/punk that is not at all serious but is rather heavy (also available on Spotify)
twobyten.bandcamp.com
Assorted electronic things
soundcloud.com/twobyten
Demos, ideas and other bits that don't exactly fit
#metalsky #musicsky
scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
Grind/death/punk that is not at all serious but is rather heavy (also available on Spotify)
twobyten.bandcamp.com
Assorted electronic things
soundcloud.com/twobyten
Demos, ideas and other bits that don't exactly fit
#metalsky #musicsky
It's the season where I'm met with horror when people find out I fucking hate Elf
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
It's the season where I'm met with horror when people find out I fucking hate Elf
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif.
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Fuck it I like my own music alright
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fuck it I like my own music alright
Holy shit Judas Priest are coming to Valencia
Fucking NOBODY comes to Valencia
This is big
Fucking NOBODY comes to Valencia
This is big
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Holy shit Judas Priest are coming to Valencia
Fucking NOBODY comes to Valencia
This is big
Fucking NOBODY comes to Valencia
This is big
Mind when there used to be fucking sick guitar solos in pop music open.spotify.com/track/6sbXGU...
Larger Than Life
open.spotify.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Mind when there used to be fucking sick guitar solos in pop music open.spotify.com/track/6sbXGU...
Fucking hell calm down ArcTanGent
Worth the trip for that Mariner set alone
Worth the trip for that Mariner set alone
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Fucking hell calm down ArcTanGent
Worth the trip for that Mariner set alone
Worth the trip for that Mariner set alone
Horror fans I highly recommend Abigail as a fun evening watch
Very silly
Very silly
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Horror fans I highly recommend Abigail as a fun evening watch
Very silly
Very silly
Shoe shopping is fucking hell on earth when you have small wide feet
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Shoe shopping is fucking hell on earth when you have small wide feet
Pay day impulse buy:
Tickets to Prodigy, Pendulum, Sophie Ellis Bextor and a load of others at a festival in Benicassim for 45 euros
Fuckin bargain
Tickets to Prodigy, Pendulum, Sophie Ellis Bextor and a load of others at a festival in Benicassim for 45 euros
Fuckin bargain
a woman riding an inflatable unicorn holds a microphone in front of a crowd
ALT: a woman riding an inflatable unicorn holds a microphone in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Pay day impulse buy:
Tickets to Prodigy, Pendulum, Sophie Ellis Bextor and a load of others at a festival in Benicassim for 45 euros
Fuckin bargain
Tickets to Prodigy, Pendulum, Sophie Ellis Bextor and a load of others at a festival in Benicassim for 45 euros
Fuckin bargain
What isn't realistic is pretending that having meetings for 18 hours a week could be considered actual work
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
What isn't realistic is pretending that having meetings for 18 hours a week could be considered actual work
I don't hate Lars for his shitty drumming
I hate Lars for the stupid faces he pulls during his shitty drumming
I hate Lars for the stupid faces he pulls during his shitty drumming
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don't hate Lars for his shitty drumming
I hate Lars for the stupid faces he pulls during his shitty drumming
I hate Lars for the stupid faces he pulls during his shitty drumming
Cautiously optimistic that things are beginning to look up so that's good
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Cautiously optimistic that things are beginning to look up so that's good
We've been doing a lot of Ancient Egypt with the kids this term but I'm pretty sure that introducing them to Nile would get me fired
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
We've been doing a lot of Ancient Egypt with the kids this term but I'm pretty sure that introducing them to Nile would get me fired
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
In another episode of "Jay is late for the party" I watched The Mummy (1999) for the first time and I can't believe I hadn't seen it until now
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In another episode of "Jay is late for the party" I watched The Mummy (1999) for the first time and I can't believe I hadn't seen it until now
Ooh how have I not listened to Thy Art is Murder before?
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Ooh how have I not listened to Thy Art is Murder before?
In bed by 9:30 last night, up at 7:30 today
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
In bed by 9:30 last night, up at 7:30 today
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
With the exception of a few very niche interests, I cannot get my head around listening to podcasts
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
With the exception of a few very niche interests, I cannot get my head around listening to podcasts
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
Is it a prerequisite that someone has to be a soulless unfeeling ghoul to be Home Secretary or something
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Is it a prerequisite that someone has to be a soulless unfeeling ghoul to be Home Secretary or something
Ive got three or four dumb death metal tracks half completed and three black metal (ish) tracks half done and I don't know what to concentrate on first
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Ive got three or four dumb death metal tracks half completed and three black metal (ish) tracks half done and I don't know what to concentrate on first
Drunken thoughts: have Goldfinger ever written a song called Shirley Bassey and if not can they do it please
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Drunken thoughts: have Goldfinger ever written a song called Shirley Bassey and if not can they do it please
Going to gigs alone is ok but going with a pal just makes it better ya know
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Going to gigs alone is ok but going with a pal just makes it better ya know
Oh shit if you havent listened to Saor you should listen to Saor they are SICK
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh shit if you havent listened to Saor you should listen to Saor they are SICK
Life in general continuing to be somewhat wack but there's a rare death metal gig going on tonight so that'll help
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Life in general continuing to be somewhat wack but there's a rare death metal gig going on tonight so that'll help
Does This Look Infected is the best Sum 41 album fight me
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Does This Look Infected is the best Sum 41 album fight me
I'm definitely naturalised here in Spain now even if my language level is low
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I'm definitely naturalised here in Spain now even if my language level is low
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT