Capt Mak
@captmak.bsky.social
55” FFS. 😂
My sister won a 55' tv from a raffle at work. The owner called to tell her. I'm so happy for her 🥹!
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
55” FFS. 😂
Spinal Tap was his first and most brilliant.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Spinal Tap was his first and most brilliant.
I don’t recall the exact timing of everything but it feels like Epstein may have been “Q” in Q-Anon.
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don’t recall the exact timing of everything but it feels like Epstein may have been “Q” in Q-Anon.
Thanksgiving with MAGA relatives is going to be something special this year.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Thanksgiving with MAGA relatives is going to be something special this year.
MAGA: TARRIF GOOD. TRUMP IS GENIUS.
Trump reduces Tarrifs.
MAGA: SEE. TRUMP IS GENIUS.
Trump reduces Tarrifs.
MAGA: SEE. TRUMP IS GENIUS.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
MAGA: TARRIF GOOD. TRUMP IS GENIUS.
Trump reduces Tarrifs.
MAGA: SEE. TRUMP IS GENIUS.
Trump reduces Tarrifs.
MAGA: SEE. TRUMP IS GENIUS.
The dumbest pedophile is President.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The dumbest pedophile is President.
Had he resigned yet?
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Had he resigned yet?
When a billionaire pedophile tells you his best friend is a depraved lunatic, believe him.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When a billionaire pedophile tells you his best friend is a depraved lunatic, believe him.
They’ll launch nukes before they ever release the files.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They’ll launch nukes before they ever release the files.
Not on my bingo card:
MTG is the only Democrat in office.
MTG is the only Democrat in office.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not on my bingo card:
MTG is the only Democrat in office.
MTG is the only Democrat in office.
The Democrat party serves no purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Democrat party serves no purpose.
He has destroyed the country.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
He has destroyed the country.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
He’s intentionally destroying the economy.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He’s intentionally destroying the economy.
Weird Prediction: MTG leads the next blue wave.
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Weird Prediction: MTG leads the next blue wave.
They’d rather pay ICE than feed kids or pay air traffic controllers.
They are fucking ghouls.
They are fucking ghouls.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
They’d rather pay ICE than feed kids or pay air traffic controllers.
They are fucking ghouls.
They are fucking ghouls.
One thing that this president has taught us is that the next time (if ever) democrats own the presidency, they do not need to listen to the Supreme Court. Abortion can be made lawful by executive order and there ain’t shit the courts can do.
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
One thing that this president has taught us is that the next time (if ever) democrats own the presidency, they do not need to listen to the Supreme Court. Abortion can be made lawful by executive order and there ain’t shit the courts can do.
Fetterman is a MAGA twat. Vote. Him. Out.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fetterman is a MAGA twat. Vote. Him. Out.
So everyone’s gonna sit home on Black Friday and not spend a dime to protest this regime and its oligarchy … right? RIGHT???
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
So everyone’s gonna sit home on Black Friday and not spend a dime to protest this regime and its oligarchy … right? RIGHT???
It was never about the constitution.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It was never about the constitution.
They are acting as if there will be no consequences
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They are acting as if there will be no consequences
Am I the only one who saw the market fell 800 points yesterday?
October 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Am I the only one who saw the market fell 800 points yesterday?
Fasicsts:
Don’t call us fascist. We aren’t fascists…
Also Fascists:
And if you call us fascist, we will have you arrested.
Don’t call us fascist. We aren’t fascists…
Also Fascists:
And if you call us fascist, we will have you arrested.
October 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fasicsts:
Don’t call us fascist. We aren’t fascists…
Also Fascists:
And if you call us fascist, we will have you arrested.
Don’t call us fascist. We aren’t fascists…
Also Fascists:
And if you call us fascist, we will have you arrested.
Everyone should be buying Tylenol off the shelves before you can’t get it anymore.
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Everyone should be buying Tylenol off the shelves before you can’t get it anymore.
Bright side of this Tylenol fiasco is a lot of MAGA is going to suffer following this advice.
September 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Bright side of this Tylenol fiasco is a lot of MAGA is going to suffer following this advice.