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CaptCanuckles
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Slava Ukraini, 🇨🇦, Champion of the underdog. Snark and savage syllable composer. Been places, seen things. Always learning. #NAFO You had me at ‘fella’.
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"You do NOT get a bailout,
you do NOT get sympathy,
& you DON'T even get the
concept of a though or a
FKN prayer...please have
the day YOU VOTED FOR!"
When you finally run out of fucks to give.
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
BREAKING!
There is evidence that Joe Rogan may be the stupidest man alive.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So, how ‘bout that Hegseth/Trump show!

Taxpayer dollars well spent I’d say 🤦‍♂️
October 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Fella for email request. Support Ukraine and join NAFO!
#fella #NAFO #felladelivery #Ukraine
September 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Maybe the rapture would have been a good thing if it meant I didn’t need to see chunks of Trumps UN speech.
Cringe at best.
September 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How long until MSNBC gets taken off the air. Inside of 6 months?
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Any Canuck who sees this. Strongly consider staying the hell out of the US. Things there have gotten very much worse a lot faster than even I anticipated.
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I hope the boys at South Park got their money up front.
Soon the only thing on American TV will be Fox, reality TV shows and Trump rallies.
September 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In a world full of Charlie Kirk’s, be a Robert Redford.
September 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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We know.
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just found this today. On point! youtu.be/gny4tLqM2Jo?...
Christopher Hitchens on Charlie Kirk’s Assassination
YouTube video by Christopher Hitchens Resurrected
youtu.be
September 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The scramble of far right “influencers” vying for Charlie Kirk’s audience is going to be disgusting to watch.
September 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think we should release the Epstein files. It’s what Charlie would have wanted (at least initially).
September 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Karma and Charlie Kirk.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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As true as it ever gets
September 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m waiting impatiently for the real Liberation Day.
September 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
That was quite a…show in the Oval Office today. I will admit that I couldn’t watch until the end. I swear I was actually feeling ill and I’m not even American.
August 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Lots of local produce these days here in Canada. One thing I’ve noticed is that the taste of simple stuff like green and yellow beans just explodes on my palette. I never got this from the imported American stuff I was buying pre-Trump (haven’t bought any US sourced stuff since late January).
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Americans. WTF! What the hell is taking you guys so long? You all enjoy pain and humiliation or what?!
How can King Orange of dementia still be in office?
August 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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We Canadians know all about the kind of person Maxwell is

We had Karla Homolka
July 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So America. What are you going to do when the pedophile lets the pimp out of jail? Is this going to be a J6 reaction or are we going to get something new and original?
I can’t understand how this corrupted deranged pervert is still in office and not in jail.
Just wild.
🤦‍♂️
July 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
South Park.
July 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just saw, for the first time, a picture of David Ellison.
Would I be accurate in describing him as the perfect incel poster boy?
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM