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CaptainMetoxen
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Columbus, Ohio
Soooo…I loved the movie Werewolves.
It reminded me of the 80s horror/action movies I grew up with.
Major Dog Soldiers vibes too.
Super fun.
Also PUNK WERWOLF FOR LIFE!!!
February 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Digging the new #FantasticFour
February 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by CaptainMetoxen
January 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me looking at the news every day
January 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m ready for a remake or a Super Bowl commercial
January 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Deleted Twitter, just deleted Threads…now I’m here. 🤷🏻‍♂️
January 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Super fun weekend at Nightmares Film Festival!
October 29, 2023 at 5:34 AM
Ben got this stuffed sloth, so of course I had to try to recreate Slotherhouse…
October 23, 2023 at 12:14 AM
RL Stine!
October 22, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Currently in line to see RL Stine…let’s see how long this takes
October 22, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Just watched Infinity Pool and all I have to say is:
CRONENBEEEEEEEEERG!!!!!!!!!
October 20, 2023 at 2:37 PM
There needs to be more werewolf movies.
There are like 5 of them. Why do vampires get all the glory?
October 17, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Got my first VIP ticket for Nightmare Film Fest this year.
Does this mean I can just sleep in the lobby?
October 16, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Whatever happened to Doug E. Doug?
I always liked him.
October 15, 2023 at 10:11 PM
My skeleton just keeps getting more fancy
October 12, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Elevated horror.
October 10, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Gotta shoot em in the head!
October 9, 2023 at 12:59 AM
ACK ACK ACK!!!
(But for real…not for $400)
October 8, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Did anyone else’s microchip activate when the National Alert went off? I’m now a zombie. Pretty inconvenient.
October 4, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Hot take: There are no bad Scream movies.
Even 3 has it’s good parts.
October 2, 2023 at 3:53 PM
So, eating Chipotle while watching Evil Dead Rise was a GREAT idea….
September 30, 2023 at 8:00 PM
So it’s that time of year when I put a mask on my skeleton and scare the shit out of myself at night.
September 30, 2023 at 5:49 PM