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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 9h

no I'm not a human character sprite

Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

how's that for crappypasta extras

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

dm can we just have like, a little hint? we've been puzzling for hours, can't we fight more skeletons?

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

oh yeah? well how come they are called MAGIC mushrooms if they aren't WIZARDRY

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

"Just eat the fuckin fruit already eve, he's been practicing smoke on the water for five hours straight. We're never getting out of here at this pace."

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

Oh so angels et al can't enjoy a bit of grunge?

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

and on the fourth day god pulled a dope solo, any everyone was hyped

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

*claimed to have, which also relies on them being aware of the idea in the first place.

Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

Great! That would mean you wouldn't have to teach any gospel; people would just independently come up with the same god again.

Any moment now

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

And he is far from the only atheist martyr. Many people have been tortured and killed in the name of denouncing atheism. What do you think kept them going? Surely, if they simply lack the willpower (as you have asserted), they all should have broken and renounced, instead of dying for their beliefs?

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

If you want to be martyr-specific? Fine. Try Kazimierz Łyszczyński, who was tried and executed for atheism.

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

That's a pretty bold statement. Religion can certainly act as a motivating force (not least through fear), but to assert that christians are somehow uniquely guarded against suffering is pretty out there.

People have suffered through wars and torture before christianity existed.

Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

oh how novel, a null-hypothesist

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

don't even have to do that nowadays. The kids get stoned all on their own

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

Altruism is a fairly common evolutionary tactic. Turns out, sacrifing yourself to save more of your species benefits the species' chances to have offspring and survive

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

the catholic church is just a group of little uwu smol beans

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

Crows and other corvids hold funeral rites for their dead. Their crow gods probably don't appreciate this characterization

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

I can buy it. The man was a living snark factory

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

time to google "mass extinction event"

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 1d

God damn it Voltaire, you and your one-liners

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 2d

Jimmied rustled successfully

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 4d

Aaa wish I could join, busy with a convention :) you guys have fun!

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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 4d

Since I was too bone-tired (if you'll pardon the pun) yesterday evening, tonight's Spoopy Saturday will be a not-at-all-spoopy belated Halloween strem :)
twitch.tv/emmalittleduck

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Käpt'n Kadaver @captainkadaver.bsky.social · 5d

The progressively less northern line

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