Captain Impervious
@captainimpervious.bsky.social
Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and smell like a cookie all day.
The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent?
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent?
The Bons Vœux is the greatest beer ever and whenever I've had it at 't Brugs Beertje they've served it with reverence.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Bons Vœux is the greatest beer ever and whenever I've had it at 't Brugs Beertje they've served it with reverence.
Every question to Pam Bondi should begin with "as the backup AG to Matt Gaetz who raped a homeless teen..."
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every question to Pam Bondi should begin with "as the backup AG to Matt Gaetz who raped a homeless teen..."
This is making me nervous.
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is making me nervous.
Pages! Trolley-dodging like mad.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Pages! Trolley-dodging like mad.
That was not in the script!
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That was not in the script!
Some runs for the Jays in the bottom of the 8th would be the thing.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Some runs for the Jays in the bottom of the 8th would be the thing.
Glad that they were so awkward and ill-timed tonight. Everyone's got to see it, right?
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Glad that they were so awkward and ill-timed tonight. Everyone's got to see it, right?
Eight is just around the corner.
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Eight is just around the corner.
Oof. Bad send.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oof. Bad send.
Butt plug guy again, right? At least it isn't a Donaldson jersey.
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Butt plug guy again, right? At least it isn't a Donaldson jersey.
I do the rock, myself.
October 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I do the rock, myself.
To my surprise, Montana hasn't been obstructive. No line at the pharmacy, choose your vaccine (and which arm!), no pay, jab, and done. They did ask my 14 year old son to select a bogus reason from a list in order to get his. I usually think of Alberta as more-enlightened than my coal-rolling state.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
To my surprise, Montana hasn't been obstructive. No line at the pharmacy, choose your vaccine (and which arm!), no pay, jab, and done. They did ask my 14 year old son to select a bogus reason from a list in order to get his. I usually think of Alberta as more-enlightened than my coal-rolling state.
Truck nutz at MAGA rallies were just fine I presume.
October 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Truck nutz at MAGA rallies were just fine I presume.
butt plug guy folds his arms and goes “hmpf”
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
butt plug guy folds his arms and goes “hmpf”
Little vs. Naylor was a good idea… but Polanco was the next batter.
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Little vs. Naylor was a good idea… but Polanco was the next batter.
And whoa, the lower jaw of a sperm whale is such a skinny little thing, like the kickstand on a bicycle.
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And whoa, the lower jaw of a sperm whale is such a skinny little thing, like the kickstand on a bicycle.
Meet Rosalina Carmelita, a real live barking democratic dog, from Montana.
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Meet Rosalina Carmelita, a real live barking democratic dog, from Montana.
There is still some gargoyle “nest” material inside Carlsbad Cavern. Carlsbad locals were cast as gargoyle extras.
July 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There is still some gargoyle “nest” material inside Carlsbad Cavern. Carlsbad locals were cast as gargoyle extras.
That’s worth a follow. Check.
July 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That’s worth a follow. Check.
!!! Does he sing the elf songs? When I read out loud to my kids they quickly learned to ask me to skip the elf songs.
June 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
!!! Does he sing the elf songs? When I read out loud to my kids they quickly learned to ask me to skip the elf songs.
Physical (You’re too). What an awesome song to cover.
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Physical (You’re too). What an awesome song to cover.
Vermillion? I used to watch them at their nests in SE New Mexico. The nests were so small compared to kingbirds that also built in the cottonwoods.
May 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Vermillion? I used to watch them at their nests in SE New Mexico. The nests were so small compared to kingbirds that also built in the cottonwoods.
The beautiful game.
"The Giants win the game on a Little League home run. Tell me you've seen that one before."
"Well, not since my oldest son was 10 years old."
Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow react to the Giants beating the Rangers on a Little League home run from Heliot Ramos.
"Well, not since my oldest son was 10 years old."
Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow react to the Giants beating the Rangers on a Little League home run from Heliot Ramos.
April 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The beautiful game.