With every conservative, you must ask yourself: Are they an idiot or a liar? Are they too stupid to understand simple facts and reasoning? Or are they merely corrupt fabulists exploiting bald-faced lies to grasp at power and wealth?

Of course, there always exists the possibility they can be both.

"Let us together cry out from our hearts: Never again war, never again the clash of arms, never again so much suffering!"

- Pope Francis

In the absence of all certainty, I believe in God.

Allow your faith to be large, make your religion small.

Is there anything so satisfying as expressing everything you want to say, eloquently, persuasively, and succinctly, in EXACTLY 300 characters on Bluesky?

I love seeing that little zero at the bottom right when I am ready to hit, "Post."

I have just received the great honor of being awarded the World Peace Cookie. A treasure I will hold dear in my heart until I am done eating it.

I am hereby placing my name in contention for the next World Peace Cookie, which will very likely be awarded in the next few minutes. I am deeply honored.

Mike Johnson is just a boy, who loves another boy, and is willing to humiliate himself to gain what feels, to him, like love from that other boy. One day, he will learn what he sees as love is abuse. And his heart will break, but his heart will also grow.

Then he'll impeach that motherfucker's ass.

In solidarity with the Department of War, Kennedy should be renamed the Secretary of Sick.