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Captain Bronco
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Apple / Denver Broncos / Padres fanboy. Delivering only #PlatinumContent.

Identify as: Meat Snack.

Favorite Quote: “God damnit, Donut”
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Everyone who is worried about this #Broncos team needs to remember the 2015 #SuperBowl season. Brock Osweiller started several games, and we had a stellar defense.

Seems like a winning Super Bowl season to me coming up!
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Emirates #NBA cup. Explain it to me like I’m five should I care?
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’ve said it for years. #Broncos teams that have a blocking and receiving tight end win football games.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hey #Broncos. MORE PUNTOS POR FAVOR.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Will Lutz. Highest scorer in the #Broncos 2025 season.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This GIF will never get old when he plays. #Broncos.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Riley Moss not getting called for PI there? #Broncos
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December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
How are Bo’s nuts connected? CAUSE THAT GUY HAS NO SACK!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
LETS FUCKING GO #BroncosCountry. It’s time for a #DBBC.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I want 40+ points tonight #Broncos.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I seriously want to boycott every advertiser on #NFLRedZone.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is there anything better than sports and #pizza?!

The answer is NO!

Made a thanksgiving left over and pepperoni pizza. Like my fat ass needs to eat more. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No #Broncos game last week, no pod this week… I’ve had to behave like a normal human and I don’t care for it.

Tomorrow Broncos vs. the #Commanders (aka the witness protection program of NFL team names). Let’s go!!
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November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Since I have taken a break from Instagram, I have now replaced doomscrolling there for watching old #Vines on YouTube.

Ahhh the gold ol’days
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November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Just started #StarTrek #Enterprise for the first time and I’m committing to a full chronological Trek watch-through.

Scott Bakula?

A damn good Captain. 🖖✨
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November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Who the hell pre-orders a movie for $30. That’s what I call #Wicked NOT GOOD
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Does Mahomes ask for a penalty ON EVERY CALL?! #Chiefs.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No #Broncos game today makes me 😢

#Colts beating the #Chiefs
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November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sorry it's a day late fam...my "assistant" was giving me grief!!

However I think this is one of @johnreidy.bsky.social and I's best episodes this year, next to having @southstands303.bsky.social on a couple of weeks ago of course!
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
#Pluribus. One episode deep, starting episode two. This already has me hooked.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Great @broncosboozeup.com episode last night with @johnreidy.bsky.social. Podcast will drop later today but until then enjoy to old guys enjoy the #Chiefs downfall.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dear @bsky.app dark mode icon, THANK YOU!!

Editing posts, for stupid typos coming soon??

Please and Thank you!!
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November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You ever just have those days at the office like "FUCK IT"

Thankfully the @broncosboozeup.com is TONIGHT and @johnreidy.bsky.social and I can throw a few back and talk about the #Broncos and #KC sliding away into NOTHINGNESS
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November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Who is this Nick Wright guy who’s popping up on my feeds? Every time I see or hear him talk he sounds like a total ass hat and wrong!
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM