Captain Bonkus
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Alter ego of renowned engineer and gadabout. You don’t know him. Nope. Guess again.
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Make sure to save the receipt. Soros denied my reimbursement request last time.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.

For…declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures."
Printer: do you want a receipt?

Me: I better. George Soros is a real stickler on reimbursements

#nokings
Anyone want to retract criticism of Biden’s pardons?
“With a job endorsing political violence” can be read two ways. Both are correct.
That’s taken out of context. (The context is that he is a racist.)
I’m saving this take as a great example of unintended irony.
“Hey, cursed monkey paw! Guns are the leading cause of death in US children. Can you do something about that?”

#RFK #CDC

thehill.com/homenews/edu...
It’s the other way around. Stress is weight over the area of your footprint.
Once again refused a pierogi
Took me three days and a bronze shield, but I got it
There are two concepts that are easily conflated: tolerance (or intolerance) of religion and tolerance (or intolerance) of religion as a prerequisite for public life. I hope we can maintain tolerance of religion while not requiring religious performance by others.
OK, I’m guessing when they release the “Epstein Files” it will just be a note saying Donald Trump never was on the plane or visited the island (signed “Epstein’s mother”).
Probably a loose Grommit
By virtue of birthright citizenship? It’s birthright all the way down.
They may be Christians, but they are none of them a true Scotsman!
I just changed the name of my car to “Harvey Milk.”
“I can't help myself! I have no control over this, this evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices, the torment!”

www.thetimes.com/us/american-...

#USAID
I think we need to know the level of irony behind those likes to get an accurate ratio