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capitaloftexas.bsky.social
the bareback contessa
@capitaloftexas.bsky.social
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austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️‍🌈 all other socials: carillonghorn (this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)
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(for reference, this has been their contact photo in my phone for years lmao)
oh my god hello sweet angel girl i love you!!
omg you monster!!

my mini crash-out was on my belt for getting stuck when i was trying to take it off 😬
me: why am i so hungry

also me: it’s 6:00 p.m. and you haven’t eaten since last night

me again: oh yeah duh lol oops
queer bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

it was february of 2009, a couple of weeks before i turned 16 that march. so, as of now, officially been out of the closet longer than i was in it (and over half my life!)
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

I first realised I was into guys when I was 12/13, but I went into major denial mode…dated girls, got married…It wasn’t until I was 50, that something clicked and I went the way of the gay! Lol!
I’m 53 now and loving life!
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Fun fact, I told my mum when I was 4 but properly told her again when I was 18(set it in stone).

Told my friends during my teens.

I'm a fresh 33🥳
been casually walking around all morning with my fly down oops
post something random or you’ll have an awful november
that’s a sign you should go home for the day, it’s helping
i have to be *loaded* with moist towelettes or wet napkins/paper towels to eat them because big same. mama don’t like shit on her hands 😂
i love me a drumstick

but if i’m doing an ice cream treat like that i’m either getting an ice cream sandwich or a banana fudge bar tbh
i get it. i’ll do boneless once in a blue moon
drumsticks are the superior form of chicken wings and i will not be accepting criticism at this time 😤
update: i did, in fact, leave work early
only 10? that seems suspiciously low
just got my covid and flu shots (yay) but $10 says i’m gonna have to leave work early ‘cause i feel so bad 😵‍💫
you gotta update my username, babe

(i forgot you had that on there 💀)
your head game was better than his fyi
on the plus side the pain is easing so hopefully i’ll be back to normal in the morning
i should eat something but the thought of food is repulsive rn

is this the migraine or mounjaro? or the crushing weight of watching the fascist takeover of the us in real time? the world may never know