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Now you're talking about cabbages and the price of turnips. #nffc #ucdafc #celticfc #acmilan #sportingcp #elgincityfc #UpTheDubs #FaithfulCounty #TippGAA #LeinsterRugby
The dirty petrol is out of the tank
What joy to see a sad Thomas Frank
The ref had the stature of a gnome
Glad to send Sam Barrott home
Forest can take that win to the bank
#NFFC
What joy to see a sad Thomas Frank
The ref had the stature of a gnome
Glad to send Sam Barrott home
Forest can take that win to the bank
#NFFC
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The dirty petrol is out of the tank
What joy to see a sad Thomas Frank
The ref had the stature of a gnome
Glad to send Sam Barrott home
Forest can take that win to the bank
#NFFC
What joy to see a sad Thomas Frank
The ref had the stature of a gnome
Glad to send Sam Barrott home
Forest can take that win to the bank
#NFFC
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No Dutch courage although it was tight
As Utrecht put up a reasonable fight
A first European away win in 30
The Garibaldi Red Light District got dirty
The Dutch ovens will be roaring tonight
#NFFC
As Utrecht put up a reasonable fight
A first European away win in 30
The Garibaldi Red Light District got dirty
The Dutch ovens will be roaring tonight
#NFFC
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No Dutch courage although it was tight
As Utrecht put up a reasonable fight
A first European away win in 30
The Garibaldi Red Light District got dirty
The Dutch ovens will be roaring tonight
#NFFC
As Utrecht put up a reasonable fight
A first European away win in 30
The Garibaldi Red Light District got dirty
The Dutch ovens will be roaring tonight
#NFFC
Away ground nearest body of water series No 11. Stadion Galgenwaard. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Kromme Rijn. (I know he’s injured)
Uitgrond dichtstbijzijnde waterlichaam serie nr. 11. Stadion Galgenwaard. Als Yatesy scoort, staan we in de Kromme Rijn
#NFFC
Uitgrond dichtstbijzijnde waterlichaam serie nr. 11. Stadion Galgenwaard. Als Yatesy scoort, staan we in de Kromme Rijn
#NFFC
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Away ground nearest body of water series No 11. Stadion Galgenwaard. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Kromme Rijn. (I know he’s injured)
Uitgrond dichtstbijzijnde waterlichaam serie nr. 11. Stadion Galgenwaard. Als Yatesy scoort, staan we in de Kromme Rijn
#NFFC
Uitgrond dichtstbijzijnde waterlichaam serie nr. 11. Stadion Galgenwaard. Als Yatesy scoort, staan we in de Kromme Rijn
#NFFC
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Cartoon by John Darkow.
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cartoon by John Darkow.
This season is is a bit of a con
In to the trenches they’ve been drawn
So much promise at the start
Now we risk falling apart?
It’s a Hill Dickinson I’m willing to die on.
#nffc
In to the trenches they’ve been drawn
So much promise at the start
Now we risk falling apart?
It’s a Hill Dickinson I’m willing to die on.
#nffc
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This season is is a bit of a con
In to the trenches they’ve been drawn
So much promise at the start
Now we risk falling apart?
It’s a Hill Dickinson I’m willing to die on.
#nffc
In to the trenches they’ve been drawn
So much promise at the start
Now we risk falling apart?
It’s a Hill Dickinson I’m willing to die on.
#nffc
Well that was one to forget
Johnstone painted a path to their net
Wolves were there to be bossed
Don Goodman had his fingers crossed
Even Tony Bloom would’ve taken that bet
#nffc
Johnstone painted a path to their net
Wolves were there to be bossed
Don Goodman had his fingers crossed
Even Tony Bloom would’ve taken that bet
#nffc
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Well that was one to forget
Johnstone painted a path to their net
Wolves were there to be bossed
Don Goodman had his fingers crossed
Even Tony Bloom would’ve taken that bet
#nffc
Johnstone painted a path to their net
Wolves were there to be bossed
Don Goodman had his fingers crossed
Even Tony Bloom would’ve taken that bet
#nffc
t’s hard to take it all in
Was that our best Premier League win?
Arne’s off to his bed
With Forest running round his head
Our season is about to begin.
#NFFC
Was that our best Premier League win?
Arne’s off to his bed
With Forest running round his head
Our season is about to begin.
#NFFC
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
t’s hard to take it all in
Was that our best Premier League win?
Arne’s off to his bed
With Forest running round his head
Our season is about to begin.
#NFFC
Was that our best Premier League win?
Arne’s off to his bed
With Forest running round his head
Our season is about to begin.
#NFFC
That was the quietest two weeks at Forest in forever #NFFC
a woman is sitting on a couch with a bun on her head and says i dont know what to do with myself
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with a bun on her head and says i dont know what to do with myself
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November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
That was the quietest two weeks at Forest in forever #NFFC
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the UN declaring that Zionism is a form of racism.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the UN declaring that Zionism is a form of racism.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
On this most solemn of days
Forest remembered to play
The first half was a bore
The second offered more
Dirty Leeds were sent on their way
#NFFC
Forest remembered to play
The first half was a bore
The second offered more
Dirty Leeds were sent on their way
#NFFC
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
On this most solemn of days
Forest remembered to play
The first half was a bore
The second offered more
Dirty Leeds were sent on their way
#NFFC
Forest remembered to play
The first half was a bore
The second offered more
Dirty Leeds were sent on their way
#NFFC
There's so much this squad seems to lack,
In defence, in midfield and attack,
What a mess has been made,
So many players began to fade,
Even Arnie wouldn't be back.
#NFFC
In defence, in midfield and attack,
What a mess has been made,
So many players began to fade,
Even Arnie wouldn't be back.
#NFFC
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There's so much this squad seems to lack,
In defence, in midfield and attack,
What a mess has been made,
So many players began to fade,
Even Arnie wouldn't be back.
#NFFC
In defence, in midfield and attack,
What a mess has been made,
So many players began to fade,
Even Arnie wouldn't be back.
#NFFC
Away ground nearest body of water series No 7: Merkur Arena. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Mur.
Auswärtsstätte, nächstes Gewässer, Reihe Nr. 7: Merkur Arena. Wenn Yatesy trifft, sind wir in der Mur. #NFFC
Auswärtsstätte, nächstes Gewässer, Reihe Nr. 7: Merkur Arena. Wenn Yatesy trifft, sind wir in der Mur. #NFFC
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Away ground nearest body of water series No 7: Merkur Arena. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Mur.
Auswärtsstätte, nächstes Gewässer, Reihe Nr. 7: Merkur Arena. Wenn Yatesy trifft, sind wir in der Mur. #NFFC
Auswärtsstätte, nächstes Gewässer, Reihe Nr. 7: Merkur Arena. Wenn Yatesy trifft, sind wir in der Mur. #NFFC
Auclair v Wilson was like two majestic, rutting stags. The interlude was ended by some fairly sharp editing. For all we know they’re still talking. 😂
‘Referees make mistakes. Just get on and defend the corner. Stop moaning about it.’
With goalline technology in use already in the Premier League,
do we need more VAR?
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@philippeauclair.bsky.social
With goalline technology in use already in the Premier League,
do we need more VAR?
@maxrushden.bsky.social
@barryglendenning.bsky.social
@jonawils.bsky.social
@philippeauclair.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Auclair v Wilson was like two majestic, rutting stags. The interlude was ended by some fairly sharp editing. For all we know they’re still talking. 😂
United took a point away
Deserved or not who’s to say
The officials took the piss
Our set piece defending is remiss
For someone it was a bad hair day
#NFFC
Deserved or not who’s to say
The officials took the piss
Our set piece defending is remiss
For someone it was a bad hair day
#NFFC
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
United took a point away
Deserved or not who’s to say
The officials took the piss
Our set piece defending is remiss
For someone it was a bad hair day
#NFFC
Deserved or not who’s to say
The officials took the piss
Our set piece defending is remiss
For someone it was a bad hair day
#NFFC
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From billionaire supporters like Musk to top advisers like Stephen Miller to ICE agents carrying out his deportations, Trump is dependent on others to carry out his agenda. Democrats must make clear to every one of those underlings that they’ll be held accountable—if not today, then one day soon.
Opinion | Why Democrats must end the era of no consequences
Party officials need to make clear to Trump's underlings that they face legal risk.
www.msnbc.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
From billionaire supporters like Musk to top advisers like Stephen Miller to ICE agents carrying out his deportations, Trump is dependent on others to carry out his agenda. Democrats must make clear to every one of those underlings that they’ll be held accountable—if not today, then one day soon.
Our annual welcome to hell
As usual it went very well
The Cherries picked us off at will
With pace, aggression and skill
All of which we’re waiting for still. #nffc
As usual it went very well
The Cherries picked us off at will
With pace, aggression and skill
All of which we’re waiting for still. #nffc
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Our annual welcome to hell
As usual it went very well
The Cherries picked us off at will
With pace, aggression and skill
All of which we’re waiting for still. #nffc
As usual it went very well
The Cherries picked us off at will
With pace, aggression and skill
All of which we’re waiting for still. #nffc
Away ground nearest body of water series No 6: Vitality Stadium. If Yatesy scores we’re in Queen’s Park Pond. Be warned the pond dried up in August so check before entering. #NFFC
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Away ground nearest body of water series No 6: Vitality Stadium. If Yatesy scores we’re in Queen’s Park Pond. Be warned the pond dried up in August so check before entering. #NFFC