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Caolan MacSheoin
@caolanmacsheoin.bsky.social
Death anxiety turned itself into a poem.

Like a pharaoh
he will be buried
with all his treasures
of this world
They will not be of gold and gems
But of paper and pen
Written by her.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Christ almighty Downtown radio is torture
October 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Two tickets going for this for £20 each.
Will be a great show.
twckts.com/yj_G
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
August 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
August 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
August 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
After years of searching for an episode of a TV show that traumatised me as a kid, I finally found it. I was 95% sure it was a fever dream and that id imagined the whole thing. Then to discover it was written by @dannyrobins.bsky.social !! Holy shit!!
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
July 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They should make more car ads where they build the car out of cake, that was a good one
June 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
All those people wanting Tom Hardy, Idris Elba etc to be James Bond never seen the films. Bonds always been a slimy wee auld boy until Daniel Craig. Need a cunt like Ralph Fiennes to capture the real bond essence.
June 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Caolan MacSheoin
Best one yet!!
A Budweiser advertisement from August 1914, praising O'Connell as a "Lover of Liberty" who "was opposed to any Prohibitory legislation which invaded the Natural Rights of Man" and who "knew there is no evil in the barley brews and light wines of their Fathers". 🗃️
June 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@nicklutsko.bsky.social is Desmond off the wagon?
June 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@bigdirtyfry.bsky.social any chance you'll be playing monster mash in its entirety? 🤞
May 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
is it the law that all new songs on the radio must sample a previous hit?
March 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
March 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@brilliantshane.bsky.social you've went viral
March 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Kneecap have technically been to a take that gig
February 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Conspiracy theory:
Fully believe Joel Dommet was a failed scientific experiment to make a good TV host.
Only reason he's on TV is because they invested too much money into the experiment now they're stuck with this unfunny freak host.
February 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Steve Coogan pulled out of Dr Strangelove tonight fuckin raging. There's a lot riding on your shoulders entertainment wise @brilliantshane.bsky.social
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hope a witch turns me into a wee happy bottle of grog so I can be like this guy
February 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
To the old man at the pool using the hairdryer on his toes and then his balls: you are the reason I have anxiety (and wet hair).
February 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Caolan MacSheoin
January 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Uruk hai, the original gen z
January 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM