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2. My latest joint as Open Casket Soundsystem, "personal eschatologies" is ALSO out, and deeply unpleasant! For fans of....uhh

opencasketsoundsystem.bandcamp.com/album/person...
personal eschatologies, by Open Casket Soundsystem
2 track album
opencasketsoundsystem.bandcamp.com
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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hey w how trad pub is likely going to be pulling back on books by marginalized authors, now more than ever, please get over whatever roadblock exists in your mind that keeps you from branching out to indie books. if the trad space starts to look dire soon (and it will), this is gonna be the solution
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Let me give some insight on this, as a producer in the dub industry who worked with major streamers, who's witnessed first-hand where this push for AI is coming from.

tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.

🧵⬇️
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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found your mom's room
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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you seem like a wire-mother type of person, am i on the right track here? myself personally i preferred cloth mother because, yknow, im well-adjusted. but something about you just says wire-mother to me.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Man i am drawing decorative elements right now and i cannot tell you how hard it is making me
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Having a Godzilla mini marathon today while recovering from wisdom teeth coming out
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We all know what binge drinking is but Purge drinking is where you have five bottles of wine while watching the Purge series
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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you have the dancing plague
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
See your man eating a chili dog at a flea market, staring direct down death's glowing throat and laughing while chewing
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have developed very painful sores under my wedding band, which the internet tells me are from soap buildup.
I'm staggered by this betrayal; i really thought i could trust soap
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Should i even fucking bother with tcaf
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A valediction from the tweeker outside the QT:
Stay blessed
Stay lifted
Stay dangerous
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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steve is watching this right now and I’m wondering if it isn’t worth a try at this point
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A profound desire to sink into the stones
to glide weightless over the earth
A water skimmer
A cloud too thin to block the sun

The surface tension too great to break through, for a time
Until i've recovered density enough
To sink once more
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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relatedly
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
bored and annoyed by thee internette
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Toms Hank
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyway i miss somebody or something but i dont know what or who so
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Very glad we have only one (1) One Aux event left this year. Not that they're not all joyful, but I'm tired dawg.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"oh i'd die for you"
"oh i'd kill for you"
Well fuckin get started then
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ONE AUX NR30 ON WEDNESDAYYYY

i cannot believe we've been doing this for over two years, holy shit
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Smoke this rancid herb & gain a sense of whimsy once unascertained by mortal means
July 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM