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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦
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Mother, writer, witch, yogi, broken equestrian, cat lady, dog lover. She/her, Libtard, keep your racist, homophobic, anti-vax, climate denying crap up yer butt where it belongs. 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇵🇸
FUCK OFF CAT FISHERS No DMs
Captain Kelly is the archetype for American hero. Not the dickless, avaricious windbags they have currently running the place. He makes this Canadian feel just a bit better about things.
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Happy Stranger Things 5 Day! My kids and I are having a watch party with Eggos, Hawaiian pizza, Diet Coke and CoolRanch Doritos. Memories of 1986. Anyone else excited?
#StrangerThings5
a close up of a man 's face with a sign behind him that says ' a ' on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a sign behind him that says ' a ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
ACCURATE
The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh look! Bots, bots everywhere. Thanks, Leon!
That little f*ck up told a lot of people all over the world EVERYTHING!
There are accounts in the US government that are being run by a different country.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Yup.
Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Canada (with the exception of a handful of assholes) is not falling for your MAGA schtick, dingus. Please fuck off back to whatever bridge you used to haunt.
At a recent event the leader of the starvation movement, MAGA Con MP Jamil Jivani - Canada’s own JD Vance wannabe, spoke to a bored handful of students, in a tiny classroom (not the grand arena he had hoped), about why he opposes feeding hungry kids at schools... #cdnpoli
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This thumb is a-ok with pedos AND assaulting citizens. JFC, USA.
Shame on Rep. Clay Higgins & shame on anyone who thinks this is acceptable.
This man didn’t just cast the lone “no” vote on exposing a global sex-trafficking network… he also grabbed a citizen for daring to ask a question he didn’t like. I hope this young man presses charges.
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
DO NOT be afraid of these dickless, mouth-breathing, Godless, soulless fucktards. Seriously. Laugh at them. Make them Rumplestiltskin themselves. They are NOTHING.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
1400 light years away 🤯
The Wolf's Cave Nebula (VdB152) is around 1,400 light years away in the constellation of Cepheus.
This is 6.25 hours of data from 2023 re-processed in HaRGB.
Esprit 100ED, ASI2924 MC Pro, L-ultimate and UV/IR cut filters.

#astronomy #astrophotography
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
BELIEVE US WHEN WE TELL YOU ABOUT THE MONSTERS
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!!
Bring it‼️
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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#Epstein spent Thanksgiving with Trump while he was president. This is so sick.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Or be a life coach
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“I was saying Boo-urns…” LOL
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It was 20C two weeks ago ☹️
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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In the article below, you can learn how Peter Thiel and Palantir have seized control of all core government infrastructure. Thiel, Karp, and all of the techno-fascist billionaire friends of theirs are the biggest threats to democracy, and they’re moving rapidly, in the cover of American bureaucracy.
If you do one thing today, read and share this link. It is the tech oligarchs’ plan to take over the government and build a post-democratic America, proven to be well underway.

To understand the tech bros, we must think like them—they view our democracy as an outdated system that must be replaced:
The Authoritarian Stack
How Tech Billionaires Are Building a Post-Democratic America — And Why Europe Is Next
www.authoritarian-stack.info
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Here is help:
The Trevor Project US LGBTQ: (866) 488-7386
US Suicide Prevention Lifeline: (800) 273-8255
LGBT US Hotline: (888) 843-4564
Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860
US Runaway Safeline: (800-786-2929)
US Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233 PLEASE REPOST, THANKS!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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nothing is holy but everything is fake
what a pig he is
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM