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@cannibalspectacle.bsky.social
28, disabled, asexual. they/them. fanfic writer, creator of the hambleverse
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@cannibalspectacle.bsky.social
· Apr 16
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Hi! 👋 I’m Reid, they/them, I’m 18+, autistic, and blind. I write a lot of fanfic about my ships being domestic and having kids.
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Wei Ying: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make mittens, I can stab someone’s eyes out, I can make a hat.
Lan Zhan: … What was that again?
Wei Ying: I can make a hat.
Lan Zhan: … What was that again?
Wei Ying: I can make a hat.
June 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Wei Ying: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make mittens, I can stab someone’s eyes out, I can make a hat.
Lan Zhan: … What was that again?
Wei Ying: I can make a hat.
Lan Zhan: … What was that again?
Wei Ying: I can make a hat.
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I feel like we as a fandom are failing to capitalize on Wei Ying wearing a mask in at least one adaptation. Where are the Patriarch of the Opera AUs?
June 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I feel like we as a fandom are failing to capitalize on Wei Ying wearing a mask in at least one adaptation. Where are the Patriarch of the Opera AUs?
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[on Mt. Dafan]
Lan Wangji: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.
Wei Wuxian: A donkey.
Lan Wangji: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.
Wei Wuxian: A donkey.
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
[on Mt. Dafan]
Lan Wangji: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.
Wei Wuxian: A donkey.
Lan Wangji: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.
Wei Wuxian: A donkey.
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Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, what is the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
Jiang Yanli: And what did you do?
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
Jiang Yanli: And what did you do?
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
August 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, what is the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
Jiang Yanli: And what did you do?
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
Jiang Yanli: And what did you do?
Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.
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Wei Ying after creating the Yin Tiger Seal: That’s a surprise Mouse-ka-tool that that will help us later!
August 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wei Ying after creating the Yin Tiger Seal: That’s a surprise Mouse-ka-tool that that will help us later!
I am once again saying that “Surface Pressure” is a Wei Ying song
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I am once again saying that “Surface Pressure” is a Wei Ying song
Now that it’s December, I am once again saying that if “My Favorite Things” can be considered a Christmas song, “La Vie Boheme” should be too.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Now that it’s December, I am once again saying that if “My Favorite Things” can be considered a Christmas song, “La Vie Boheme” should be too.
“Popular” from Wicked is Cloud Recesses Era Wangxian, hear me out
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“Popular” from Wicked is Cloud Recesses Era Wangxian, hear me out
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This is Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan enjoys his personal space.
This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.
This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.
August 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This is Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan enjoys his personal space.
This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.
This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.
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is he… y’know…. [mimes cutting your sleeve off]
August 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
is he… y’know…. [mimes cutting your sleeve off]
Me: [thinks about Wangxian for like five seconds]
Me: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DONT CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT’S BEEN, YOU’RE MINE—-
Me: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DONT CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT’S BEEN, YOU’RE MINE—-
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me: [thinks about Wangxian for like five seconds]
Me: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DONT CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT’S BEEN, YOU’RE MINE—-
Me: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DONT CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT’S BEEN, YOU’RE MINE—-
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I just need a lovin’, I just need a little heir.
December 1, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I just need a lovin’, I just need a little heir.
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Do the Whos believe in Christ? We know they love Christmas as a holiday, but do they believe in the theoretical origin?
Did Who-Jesus die for the sins of Who-manity?
Did Who-Jesus die for the sins of Who-manity?
December 13, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Do the Whos believe in Christ? We know they love Christmas as a holiday, but do they believe in the theoretical origin?
Did Who-Jesus die for the sins of Who-manity?
Did Who-Jesus die for the sins of Who-manity?
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I am once again asking why “Silent Night” makes baby Jesus sound like a chicken wing
January 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I am once again asking why “Silent Night” makes baby Jesus sound like a chicken wing
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If you also write in the fandom I write in, just know that in my head we are besties and I am protecting you with a really big sword
February 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you also write in the fandom I write in, just know that in my head we are besties and I am protecting you with a really big sword
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Hi, I'm kinda lonesome, please leave me messages/questions and maybe some doodles.
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March 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hi, I'm kinda lonesome, please leave me messages/questions and maybe some doodles.
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A-Yuan: I CAN’T DO THIS, I’M GAY!
Lan Wangji: For the last time. You’re not gay. I’m gay. You’re five.
Lan Wangji: For the last time. You’re not gay. I’m gay. You’re five.
May 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A-Yuan: I CAN’T DO THIS, I’M GAY!
Lan Wangji: For the last time. You’re not gay. I’m gay. You’re five.
Lan Wangji: For the last time. You’re not gay. I’m gay. You’re five.
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Wei Ying: You like Mian-Mian!
Lan Zhan: … what about me has given you the mistaken impression that I am heterosexual?
Lan Zhan: … what about me has given you the mistaken impression that I am heterosexual?
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wei Ying: You like Mian-Mian!
Lan Zhan: … what about me has given you the mistaken impression that I am heterosexual?
Lan Zhan: … what about me has given you the mistaken impression that I am heterosexual?
The meaning of life
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The meaning of life
WAKE UP, BESTIES, NEW FIC JUST DROPPED
Lan Qiren contemplates his brother’s grandson.
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Lan Qiren contemplates his brother’s grandson.
archiveofourown.org/works/74834546
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November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
WAKE UP, BESTIES, NEW FIC JUST DROPPED
Lan Qiren contemplates his brother’s grandson.
archiveofourown.org/works/74834546
Lan Qiren contemplates his brother’s grandson.
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The Cynthia Erivo/Jonathan Bailey “As Long As You’re Mine” is SO Wangxian-coded, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Cynthia Erivo/Jonathan Bailey “As Long As You’re Mine” is SO Wangxian-coded, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
“Dancing Through Life” is incredibly young Wei Ying, in this essay I will—
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Dancing Through Life” is incredibly young Wei Ying, in this essay I will—
Mom and I are watching Wicked because we’re going to see Part 2 tomorrow and I am once again saying “No One Mourns The Wicked” is incredibly Lan Zhan watching everyone celebrate after Wei Ying dies.
(And once again pointing out that MDZS and Wicked start the exact same way!)
(And once again pointing out that MDZS and Wicked start the exact same way!)
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mom and I are watching Wicked because we’re going to see Part 2 tomorrow and I am once again saying “No One Mourns The Wicked” is incredibly Lan Zhan watching everyone celebrate after Wei Ying dies.
(And once again pointing out that MDZS and Wicked start the exact same way!)
(And once again pointing out that MDZS and Wicked start the exact same way!)
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Wei Ying: Hi, brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I went under that hot, bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving & sweating & whatnot. Now make the happy chemical.
Lan Zhan: Did you do the thing with the lying unconscious for 8 hours?
Wei Ying: … Fuck.
Lan Zhan: Did you do the thing with the lying unconscious for 8 hours?
Wei Ying: … Fuck.
July 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Wei Ying: Hi, brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I went under that hot, bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving & sweating & whatnot. Now make the happy chemical.
Lan Zhan: Did you do the thing with the lying unconscious for 8 hours?
Wei Ying: … Fuck.
Lan Zhan: Did you do the thing with the lying unconscious for 8 hours?
Wei Ying: … Fuck.