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spoopyjazz🌹🎃
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Dirtbag Leftist, Cat Dad, Southerner Waiting for the rampjaar Pronoun Agnostic Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 Pokémon Go: 2826 3474 0964
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · Mar 26
How lonely are you willing to be in your beliefs?
How much general indifference can you tolerate?
Are you willing to take personal risks when there’s no tangible idea of what a good future would even look like at this point?
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 16h
Jfc I stg
Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog with the caption “That’s it! I’m gettin’ me mallet.”
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 16h
Yeesh…
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 16h
What a fucking loser
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 16h
Small-dick energy like wtf are you doing with your thirties, bro
svartflagg.bsky.social svart flagg @svartflagg.bsky.social · 19h
Last night In Athens, GA, a 33 year old named Kenneth Leland Morgan was arrested for aggravated assault after dressing like a Nazi and hitting a glass over a woman's face at a bar people were forcing him out of. The only people who want to dress like Nazis for Halloween are Nazis.
The most punchable looking white dude you've ever seen standing in a full Nazi uniform in the door of a bar. punishable nazi boy in handcuffs and full nazi uniform with a cop standing in front of him nazi arrest record showing legal name and charge for "aggregated assault"
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 22h
That’s why it’s called peacocking!
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22h
Strange
Less than 50% own homes More than 90% own homes Map Credit: Reddit - u/OppositeRock4217
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Birthday! Welcome to the best decade.
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d
In the new, always something old
Jimmy Trillstein @JimmyTrillstein lab grown candidate vs free range A picture of Pete Buttigieg from his military days beside a picture of Graham Platner shirtless (and pantsless??) in a bar feat. totenkopf chest tattoo he totally didn’t know the meaning behind for years
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d
Similar look down south.
Power lines, trees, and hills silhouetted against a sunset
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d
Gives new meaning to the term “sucking toes”
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d
That joint looking exactly how it feels seeing this. Disappointment.
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 1d
Horses are magnetic (don’t tell the Mormons)
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 2d
Conservatives are chronological knuckle-draggers. They’re always culturally behind by at least 15 years.
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 2d
The soundtrack and graphics for this game were astronomical for the time it came out. This game shook me.
Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean For Nintendo GameCube, released in 2003.
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 2d
burnnnnnnn
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 2d
Love it.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 2d
the American century of humiliation is in full swing
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ratarchy ΘΔ @maya-klenger.bsky.social · 3d
Democrats when a boring social democrat wants free bus rides and basic trans rights: we can't allow this unelectable commie to win, we will do everything to stop them

Democrats when SS Totenkopf tattoo Blackwater guy: glory to the working class heroes, this is real proletariat politics 🫡✊🚩
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 3d
Lmao ok, that’s a stretch for someone who worked for McKinsey. Cuz we remember how much Pete and Biden favored the railroad workers during their time.
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 3d
Lmfao
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 3d
Literally me last week or so first hearing of Platner.
fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 3d
True. I’m more SC/GA south. Either way, you have my southern vote. There’s more heathens here than one may think. lol
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 3d
If you keep lowering your standards to “win” against the other side, eventually you’ll just be on the other side
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spoopyjazz🌹🎃 @cannedjazz.bsky.social · 3d
Most religious people in the south don’t even take their religion seriously. There’s more of us heathens down here.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 3d
bernie and hasan are defending who now?

running as a what now? from where now?

with a tattoo of WHAT on his chest?

what a time to be alive
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