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NUMBUH 5!
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Numbuh 5 got him a basic casket, pine wood box. Real small. They didn't have any kid caskets so Numbuh 5 was offered one for a dog.

[Nodding, licking lips and rubbing her hands together.]

Oooohooohoo... this is gonna be one awesome funeral, baby!
You’re always one step ahead, I like it. Poor guy… I’ll give the eulogy.

But not a long one, ‘cause Numbuh 89 will probably make the snacks.
Numbuh 5 already ordered the flowers. She picked somethin' orange. Oh, and also found an embarrassing photo for the funeral portrait.
Numbuh 5 already ordered the flowers. She picked somethin' orange. Oh, and also found an embarrassing photo for the funeral portrait.
Since when do we take new recruits?
Finally! Numbuh 5 was WAITIN' for some action!
[. . . Bribe? Taken. She snags the box and goblin modes her way to the couch.]

THANK YOU. JEEZ.
[Approaching, handing Abigail one entire box of mochi.]

Lay off 'im, lay off 'im, here. Have a whole unopened box.

[BRIBERY!?]
Waaaaah, I haven’t even eaten any of it yet! You can’t attack me when I haven’t committed the crime!

[ Yelps! He’s back into a corner! ]
NO! ! ! You made your choice!

[Chasing him in circles, her game face on, as in, she looks SERIOUS.]
[ Regretting his choices an rUNNING AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN. ]

AHHHHH, I WAS JOKING!
Oooooh, Numbuh 2, you should not have done that.

[RUNNING AT HIM FULL SPEED.]
Oooooh, Numbuh 2, you should not have done that.

[RUNNING AT HIM FULL SPEED.]
THERE BETTER BE GOOD FLAVORS LEFT INSIDE THE BOX BY THE TIME NUMBUH 5 GETS THERE OR THERE WILL BE HECK T'PAY, BABY!
Y'ALL BROUGHT HOME SWEETS AN' DIDN'T TELL ME!?
[Drinking her soda as Numbuh 362 speaks. SPITS IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR.]

/WHAT/?!
Uh… Inspection! Routine visit. Anyway, nevermind about me—.

You hear what’s happened? Two Fathers. AND a Mother.
Stars-dangit. Numbuh 362, what are YOU doin' here, girl????
. . .

[Works for her.]

Aight. I guess maybe that is everythin' Numbuh 5 missed. Thanks for the recap, Numbuh 3!
Hmm, no, I’m pretty sure!
Yeah, it’s been very quiet today!

[ Girl. ]
. . . Numbuh 5 doesn't think that's EVERYTHING, Numbuh 3.
Stars-dangit. Numbuh 362, what are YOU doin' here, girl????
. . . Numbuh 5 doesn't think that's EVERYTHING, Numbuh 3.
Wally got beat up by Numbuh 89 again.
[Walks out of her bedroom. She's been playing Persona 3 Reloaded all day.]

Y'all. . . WHAT did Numbuh 5 miss?
[Walks out of her bedroom. She's been playing Persona 3 Reloaded all day.]

Y'all. . . WHAT did Numbuh 5 miss?
[Totally out of this race, so to speak. Playing Super Smash Brothers in the living room.]
You know it, baby!

[SHAKING HOAGIE'S HAND.]
Numbuh Two 🤝 Numbuh Five

Laughing at Numbuh Four’s expense.
[Wiping tears from her eyes, she cracks open a soda and wheezes out a sigh.]

Numbuh 5's never seen such a quick strike of karmatic justice! Hehehe...
[WATCHING GRETCHEN BODY WALLY WITH ONE MOVE AND LOSING HER MIND LAUGHING???]
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▪ 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟹 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚟 ▪
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𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚑𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 “𝚑𝚘𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚎”
𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚛.
▪ 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟸 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚟 ▪
Numbuh 5 doesn't like what she's feelin' from the Delightful Children 'n Father all the way over there. . .

The vibes are absolutely NASTY!
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𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 𝚝. 𝚖𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚣𝚒𝚎
▪ 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚍 ▪
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“sʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙍,
⠀⠀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎.

sʜᴇ ᴡᴀsɴ’ᴛ 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙉 sᴛʀᴏɴɢ,
⠀⠀⠀ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 sᴛʀᴏɴɢ“

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