@candireign.bsky.social
Gotta get these fits (of existential dread) off somewhere 🤷🏾♀️
Yes.
Are you depressed or do you just need your hair cut/done?
Ask yourself.
Ask yourself.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yes.
Update: I interview for the job next week 😌
Work Telfy loading…
Work Telfy loading…
Didn’t get the job, but I did get the iPad (A16) 🥹🤷🏾♀️
I deserve a treat for not completely losing my mind (so far) this year…
I deserve a treat for not completely losing my mind (so far) this year…
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Update: I interview for the job next week 😌
Work Telfy loading…
Work Telfy loading…
I hate moving.
The logistics, the packing, the lifting, the sorting…
And the parting 😔
I just sold my couch, and i’m SAD about it.
Sitting on her until she’s picked up in 20 minutes 😢
The logistics, the packing, the lifting, the sorting…
And the parting 😔
I just sold my couch, and i’m SAD about it.
Sitting on her until she’s picked up in 20 minutes 😢
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I hate moving.
The logistics, the packing, the lifting, the sorting…
And the parting 😔
I just sold my couch, and i’m SAD about it.
Sitting on her until she’s picked up in 20 minutes 😢
The logistics, the packing, the lifting, the sorting…
And the parting 😔
I just sold my couch, and i’m SAD about it.
Sitting on her until she’s picked up in 20 minutes 😢
Everyday I get on this app, y’all tell me I’m old 😩
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Everyday I get on this app, y’all tell me I’m old 😩
I know my neighbors been sick of me singing Yebba (badly) since Dawn came out 🤷🏾♀️
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I know my neighbors been sick of me singing Yebba (badly) since Dawn came out 🤷🏾♀️
Stefani Germanotta was hitting her NOTES on Die With A Smile, you hear me??? 😮💨😮💨😮💨
In the rafters. A SOPRANO.
In the rafters. A SOPRANO.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Stefani Germanotta was hitting her NOTES on Die With A Smile, you hear me??? 😮💨😮💨😮💨
In the rafters. A SOPRANO.
In the rafters. A SOPRANO.
Listen, the job market is TRASH, but you know what my mom is gonna do? STAY with a new job 😂
I mean, she put in an app last week, interviewed on Monday, and got the job today.
Ain’t God good?
I mean, she put in an app last week, interviewed on Monday, and got the job today.
Ain’t God good?
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Listen, the job market is TRASH, but you know what my mom is gonna do? STAY with a new job 😂
I mean, she put in an app last week, interviewed on Monday, and got the job today.
Ain’t God good?
I mean, she put in an app last week, interviewed on Monday, and got the job today.
Ain’t God good?
It’s truly the Claire’s of grocery stores 😂
Down at the food accessory store. Y’all want something?
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s truly the Claire’s of grocery stores 😂
Didn’t get the job, but I did get the iPad (A16) 🥹🤷🏾♀️
I deserve a treat for not completely losing my mind (so far) this year…
I deserve a treat for not completely losing my mind (so far) this year…
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Didn’t get the job, but I did get the iPad (A16) 🥹🤷🏾♀️
I deserve a treat for not completely losing my mind (so far) this year…
I deserve a treat for not completely losing my mind (so far) this year…
Go away from me with this.
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Go away from me with this.
I feel like starting a fight today.
a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is making a peace sign with his hands
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is making a peace sign with his hands
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I feel like starting a fight today.
We all know at least one pair of parents who should’ve thought twice, if you catch my drift…
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We all know at least one pair of parents who should’ve thought twice, if you catch my drift…
Another Friday, another impulse purchase, another piece of book mail, another sign that I am FASTLY becoming my mother…
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Another Friday, another impulse purchase, another piece of book mail, another sign that I am FASTLY becoming my mother…
Sometimes you need a fast food burger and some fries to feel alive and that’s ok.
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sometimes you need a fast food burger and some fries to feel alive and that’s ok.
I went from being the biggest ChatGPT hater to becoming a burgeoning Gemini enthusiast 🫣
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I went from being the biggest ChatGPT hater to becoming a burgeoning Gemini enthusiast 🫣
One thing about me is Imma find some funding.
Orientation day for a $7,000 training that I am paying $0 for 😌
Orientation day for a $7,000 training that I am paying $0 for 😌
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One thing about me is Imma find some funding.
Orientation day for a $7,000 training that I am paying $0 for 😌
Orientation day for a $7,000 training that I am paying $0 for 😌
Look at these prices. LOOK.
This is why I’m OBSESSED with PangoBooks. Watch these books come in nearly perfect condition. OBSESSED 🤩 #pangobooks #booksky
This is why I’m OBSESSED with PangoBooks. Watch these books come in nearly perfect condition. OBSESSED 🤩 #pangobooks #booksky
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Look at these prices. LOOK.
This is why I’m OBSESSED with PangoBooks. Watch these books come in nearly perfect condition. OBSESSED 🤩 #pangobooks #booksky
This is why I’m OBSESSED with PangoBooks. Watch these books come in nearly perfect condition. OBSESSED 🤩 #pangobooks #booksky
Turn. This. UP!
I’m not gon hold y’all….I’d welcome another shut down right about now
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Turn. This. UP!
Are Trader Joe’s frozen pizzas small or am I greedy? Because I just ate a whole pizza by myself and no, this isn’t the first time this has happened.
October 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Are Trader Joe’s frozen pizzas small or am I greedy? Because I just ate a whole pizza by myself and no, this isn’t the first time this has happened.
People’s magazine reported that Bryant Gumble was hospitalized yesterday night and I learned 2 things:
1. Bryant Gumble is 77?!?!??
2. Greg Gumble passed last December?!??? At 78?!?!
Ain’t nobody told me nothing 😔
1. Bryant Gumble is 77?!?!??
2. Greg Gumble passed last December?!??? At 78?!?!
Ain’t nobody told me nothing 😔
October 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
People’s magazine reported that Bryant Gumble was hospitalized yesterday night and I learned 2 things:
1. Bryant Gumble is 77?!?!??
2. Greg Gumble passed last December?!??? At 78?!?!
Ain’t nobody told me nothing 😔
1. Bryant Gumble is 77?!?!??
2. Greg Gumble passed last December?!??? At 78?!?!
Ain’t nobody told me nothing 😔
Been on a (used) book buying binge. After yearning for this one for over a year, I FINALLY got my hands on a $4 copy from a seller on Pango Books. I LOVE Pango Books 🥹 #booksky
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Been on a (used) book buying binge. After yearning for this one for over a year, I FINALLY got my hands on a $4 copy from a seller on Pango Books. I LOVE Pango Books 🥹 #booksky
I’m in straight up mourning for D’Angelo. Unimaginable loss.
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m in straight up mourning for D’Angelo. Unimaginable loss.