𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡
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" I love you more than Twitter loves controversy. "
"I love you too Wade - I love you a lot "
" Ana, I swear, I love you... "
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
" I love you more than Twitter loves controversy. "
When am I not right ?
But ...
Actually you ' re right
Actually you ' re right
They could always get started again...
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
When am I not right ?
" Legally if I answered this, you would have to kill me. I don't think you have a death wish! "
"Be honest - did you steal this outfit from me ?"
Morning or night, he will always come prepared no matter what.
Just look at his outfit!
Just look at his outfit!
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
" Legally if I answered this, you would have to kill me. I don't think you have a death wish! "
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❝ 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 ❞
♡ + ⇄
♡ + ⇄
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
❝ 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 ❞
♡ + ⇄
♡ + ⇄
Reposted by 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡
" I can help by laying right here and look good. "
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
" I can help by laying right here and look good. "
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
(( I will be honest, sometimes this place does feel less active than usual and it somewhat makes me less inspired to log on. It sucks
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
(( I will be honest, sometimes this place does feel less active than usual and it somewhat makes me less inspired to log on. It sucks
Reposted by 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
" I can help by laying right here and look good. "
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
" I can help by laying right here and look good. "
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
He's trying to help the best he can
#SeductiveSunday
They could always get started again...
Oh yes
She misses these days
She misses these days
Did she not know this from his time with her in Limbo?
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
They could always get started again...
Did she not know this from his time with her in Limbo?
Damn
Deadpool is freaky
Deadpool is freaky
Alien style...
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Did she not know this from his time with her in Limbo?
" Ana, I swear, I love you... "
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
" Ana, I swear, I love you... "
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Alien style...
Oh my
Kinda...
He kinda did...
He kinda did...
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Alien style...
He loved seeing Illyana smile. It was something he enjoyed.
Good news for her, the cooking would only take around ten minutes until he came back.
" Hey, babe... You still hungry? Dinner is finished! "
Good news for her, the cooking would only take around ten minutes until he came back.
" Hey, babe... You still hungry? Dinner is finished! "
The kiss made her smile ! He finally got a smile from his wife !
After laying back on the couch she let out a soft sigh . She was in pain
After laying back on the couch she let out a soft sigh . She was in pain
" I can make all that right now. You stay put and be comfortable. "
It was a weird combination but something he was willing to make her. He got up to go prep her food in the kitchen!
And a kiss on her lips.
It was a weird combination but something he was willing to make her. He got up to go prep her food in the kitchen!
And a kiss on her lips.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
He loved seeing Illyana smile. It was something he enjoyed.
Good news for her, the cooking would only take around ten minutes until he came back.
" Hey, babe... You still hungry? Dinner is finished! "
Good news for her, the cooking would only take around ten minutes until he came back.
" Hey, babe... You still hungry? Dinner is finished! "
Kinda...
He kinda did...
He kinda did...
Wait
WAIT A MINUTE
Did he give birth —
WAIT A MINUTE
Did he give birth —
It would be a long story but he knows the pain Illy has!
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Kinda...
He kinda did...
He kinda did...
" Oh we are! That is our couple name now... "
"We are two sweet peas in a pod "
" Oh you sweet peas in a pod... "
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
" Oh we are! That is our couple name now... "
" I can make all that right now. You stay put and be comfortable. "
It was a weird combination but something he was willing to make her. He got up to go prep her food in the kitchen!
And a kiss on her lips.
It was a weird combination but something he was willing to make her. He got up to go prep her food in the kitchen!
And a kiss on her lips.
❝ I want pancakes with maple syrup ❞
What a combination .... Steak , with pancakes and syrup .
❝ And put some vanilla ice-cream on top too ❞
What a combination .... Steak , with pancakes and syrup .
❝ And put some vanilla ice-cream on top too ❞
He knows what those eyes would do if he said no, and it wasn't an option to say that to begin with for him.
" I can absolutely make that for you, Illy! Anything else? "
" I can absolutely make that for you, Illy! Anything else? "
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
" I can make all that right now. You stay put and be comfortable. "
It was a weird combination but something he was willing to make her. He got up to go prep her food in the kitchen!
And a kiss on her lips.
It was a weird combination but something he was willing to make her. He got up to go prep her food in the kitchen!
And a kiss on her lips.
" You're going to be disgusted or find me to be super cool. "
"I mean...
Yeah, actually."
Yeah, actually."
" Do you really want to know is the better question. "
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
" You're going to be disgusted or find me to be super cool. "
It would be a long story but he knows the pain Illy has!
NO
I mean - how did he ... How does he have a goo child !?
I mean - how did he ... How does he have a goo child !?
Exactly what he's wondering!
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It would be a long story but he knows the pain Illy has!
Exactly what he's wondering!
How
Can't believe people don't believe my daughter is an alien goo thing.
December 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Exactly what he's wondering!
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༺𓆩 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
𝘼 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝.
𝘼 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧.
𝘼 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚.
𝘼 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩. 𓆪༻
𝘼 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝.
𝘼 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧.
𝘼 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚.
𝘼 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩. 𓆪༻
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
༺𓆩 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
𝘼 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝.
𝘼 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧.
𝘼 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚.
𝘼 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩. 𓆪༻
𝘼 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝.
𝘼 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧.
𝘼 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚.
𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚.
𝘼 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩. 𓆪༻
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ᯓ➤ 𝙈𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧
𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙗𝙚. ⋆.°.‧₊
𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙗𝙚. ⋆.°.‧₊
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
ᯓ➤ 𝙈𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧
𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙗𝙚. ⋆.°.‧₊
𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙗𝙚. ⋆.°.‧₊
Can't believe people don't believe my daughter is an alien goo thing.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Can't believe people don't believe my daughter is an alien goo thing.
(( We're the same in this boat!
⸸ Who knows
(( Omg how?
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
(( We're the same in this boat!
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❝ Stop questioning my husband , dad ❞
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
❝ Stop questioning my husband , dad ❞