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ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?! OH MY GOD, OMEGA RED, ARKADY, YOU'RE A ZOMBIE VAMPIRE. DON'T SUCK MY MEAT OFF MY BONES!
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
<- Greatly offended

Why?! Do you not have midlfife crises?
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Are you judging my midlife crisis?
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐲.

𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧.

𝐀 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥.

𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞.

𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧?

𝐈𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲.

𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞.
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐲.

𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧.

𝐀 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥.

𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞.

𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧?

𝐈𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲.

𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞.
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐞 , 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐰

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲′𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬, ʅҽƚ ιƚ ιɳ

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐫

𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦

𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 ԃαɾƙ, 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 ԃɾҽαɱ
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
" Please don't say that it's possible with the power of friendship. Cute stuff aside, I would probably feel ill to the stomach hearing cheesy liners. "
"You know I can easily kill you right ? With no trace - but I won't...well maybe there is a tiny possibility that I may kill you if you in fact stole my outfit "
" Legally if I answered this, you would have to kill me. I don't think you have a death wish! "
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
" It means more than you would ever know... I adore you too, my sweet. "
"I don't know what that means but I gather that It means a lot . I adore you my love "
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
He not only made everything she could've asked for but it was topped off perfectly! Deadpool went above and beyond for her.

" Steak and pancakes with a few other things and surprises? Damn right I did... "
❝ Da , of course I am .. ❞

She crawled off the couch and wrapped her arms around his bicep

❝ Did you make what I asked for ? ❞
He loved seeing Illyana smile. It was something he enjoyed.

Good news for her, the cooking would only take around ten minutes until he came back.

" Hey, babe... You still hungry? Dinner is finished! "
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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“ᴬᵐ ᴵ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ…?”
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
" I love you more than Twitter loves controversy. "
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
When am I not right ?
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
" Legally if I answered this, you would have to kill me. I don't think you have a death wish! "
"Be honest - did you steal this outfit from me ?"
Morning or night, he will always come prepared no matter what.

Just look at his outfit!
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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❝ 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 ❞

♡ + ⇄
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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" I can help by laying right here and look good. "

He's trying to help the best he can

#SeductiveSunday
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
(( I will be honest, sometimes this place does feel less active than usual and it somewhat makes me less inspired to log on. It sucks
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮
𓂋
ʚ♡ɞ

#seductivesunday
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
" I can help by laying right here and look good. "

He's trying to help the best he can

#SeductiveSunday
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
They could always get started again...
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Did she not know this from his time with her in Limbo?
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
" Ana, I swear, I love you... "
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Why get a can opener when you have one right here?

#SeductiveSaturday
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
He loved seeing Illyana smile. It was something he enjoyed.

Good news for her, the cooking would only take around ten minutes until he came back.

" Hey, babe... You still hungry? Dinner is finished! "
The kiss made her smile ! He finally got a smile from his wife !

After laying back on the couch she let out a soft sigh . She was in pain
" I can make all that right now. You stay put and be comfortable. "

It was a weird combination but something he was willing to make her. He got up to go prep her food in the kitchen!

And a kiss on her lips.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Kinda...

He kinda did...
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM