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𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆!
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𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆!
╰┈➤ Minors DNI | Dark + Cute themes ahead | Merc with a Mouth! |
Multiship | OC Friendly |
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Most nights with Deadpool:
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Most nights with Deadpool:
Most nights with Deadpool:
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Most nights with Deadpool:
He needs this asap.
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
He needs this asap.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
" Is that a bad thing? I can pull it out now if that'll make you feel better? "
He's quickly hovering a hand over his pistol. Not grabbing it so there is some change.
" Maybe having it in my hands will make you feel more secure? "
He's quickly hovering a hand over his pistol. Not grabbing it so there is some change.
" Maybe having it in my hands will make you feel more secure? "
❝ Oh. Okay- ❞
A soft pout. He feels bad for asking now-
❝ Uh... topic change, then! You haven't pulled your guns out for a good... five minutes now? ❞
A soft pout. He feels bad for asking now-
❝ Uh... topic change, then! You haven't pulled your guns out for a good... five minutes now? ❞
" Rose... I love you but please never ask that question again. "
He felt really bad to even hear that, but probably will let Rose play his Wii later. Actually had one plugged in, fully working.
He felt really bad to even hear that, but probably will let Rose play his Wii later. Actually had one plugged in, fully working.
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
" Is that a bad thing? I can pull it out now if that'll make you feel better? "
He's quickly hovering a hand over his pistol. Not grabbing it so there is some change.
" Maybe having it in my hands will make you feel more secure? "
He's quickly hovering a hand over his pistol. Not grabbing it so there is some change.
" Maybe having it in my hands will make you feel more secure? "
" Not perfect... Flawed, monster, terrifying! "
Jerking himself back in worry, Deadpool feared a worst case scenario of actually biting her. Even a split second of losing control, he didn't want to risk it.
" You deserve... Better... "
Jerking himself back in worry, Deadpool feared a worst case scenario of actually biting her. Even a split second of losing control, he didn't want to risk it.
" You deserve... Better... "
❝ Illyana .. ? ❞
The woman laughed quietly and she reached out , her hands cupping his cheeks and bringing him close .
❝ It ' s finally the two of us , my dear ... Look at you .. so perfect .. ❞
The woman laughed quietly and she reached out , her hands cupping his cheeks and bringing him close .
❝ It ' s finally the two of us , my dear ... Look at you .. so perfect .. ❞
He could hear it in her voice but couldn't decipher what could be different. A pair of eyes that wanted to dry only to be dried up were looking at hers.
" Illyana... Please... No... "
He mumbled, struggling to speak with all the pain. Emotionally, physically. All of it.
" Illyana... Please... No... "
He mumbled, struggling to speak with all the pain. Emotionally, physically. All of it.
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
" Not perfect... Flawed, monster, terrifying! "
Jerking himself back in worry, Deadpool feared a worst case scenario of actually biting her. Even a split second of losing control, he didn't want to risk it.
" You deserve... Better... "
Jerking himself back in worry, Deadpool feared a worst case scenario of actually biting her. Even a split second of losing control, he didn't want to risk it.
" You deserve... Better... "
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December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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"It's time for some Christmas gifts shopping"
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"It's time for some Christmas gifts shopping"
He welcomed her in with a greeting smile. Even if the place is empty, he did at least prioritize his family first. Showed the family value to Deadpool as a whole.
" Don't worry, the girls are over at their mom's. Family friend, not an ex. "
" Don't worry, the girls are over at their mom's. Family friend, not an ex. "
📲 it's alright...if you two need time together I don't mind meeting tomorrow...
The second she sent the text the door opened. She looked up and walked in slowly ,pushing the door closed with her foot before looking around.
The second she sent the text the door opened. She looked up and walked in slowly ,pushing the door closed with her foot before looking around.
📲 No we can meet now! Sorry, she's just doing homework!
But he was a man of his word and opened the front door for her!
But he was a man of his word and opened the front door for her!
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
He welcomed her in with a greeting smile. Even if the place is empty, he did at least prioritize his family first. Showed the family value to Deadpool as a whole.
" Don't worry, the girls are over at their mom's. Family friend, not an ex. "
" Don't worry, the girls are over at their mom's. Family friend, not an ex. "
He could hear it in her voice but couldn't decipher what could be different. A pair of eyes that wanted to dry only to be dried up were looking at hers.
" Illyana... Please... No... "
He mumbled, struggling to speak with all the pain. Emotionally, physically. All of it.
" Illyana... Please... No... "
He mumbled, struggling to speak with all the pain. Emotionally, physically. All of it.
She took a moment to think . To make sure she ' s in the right place at the right moment . For a second she took a short breath before she leaned back to him and gave him a long stare
❝ My Enforcer .. ❞
She whispered , the voice was not the same though , her tone was different
❝ My Enforcer .. ❞
She whispered , the voice was not the same though , her tone was different
He didn't want to think about what she could become. All that came to his fear was the X-Virus overtaking her, driving her to become exactly what he's stuck as.
As much as the other mutants looked delicious, his healing factor craving to eat and sustain his healing abilities. Resistance came +
As much as the other mutants looked delicious, his healing factor craving to eat and sustain his healing abilities. Resistance came +
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
He could hear it in her voice but couldn't decipher what could be different. A pair of eyes that wanted to dry only to be dried up were looking at hers.
" Illyana... Please... No... "
He mumbled, struggling to speak with all the pain. Emotionally, physically. All of it.
" Illyana... Please... No... "
He mumbled, struggling to speak with all the pain. Emotionally, physically. All of it.
"He could pretend that didn't hurt, but it was the truth.
" It's a little time needed to get there is all. "
" It's a little time needed to get there is all. "
“A sad truth.”
She placed a hand on her hip
“That so? Havin’ a hard time reeling a fish in?”
She placed a hand on her hip
“That so? Havin’ a hard time reeling a fish in?”
" Sticky fingers is not something I would want to say when it comes to Gambit. Usually he's busy digging around in donut boxes. "
Here he goes...
" I'm figuring that part out... "
Here he goes...
" I'm figuring that part out... "
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"He could pretend that didn't hurt, but it was the truth.
" It's a little time needed to get there is all. "
" It's a little time needed to get there is all. "
" If this actually ends up happening, I have no clue how to repay you! Maybe a Deadpool body pillow... "
Deadpool may have one of those, but wouldn't want to just give that away! His humor can be hit or miss.
But that smile is still golden!
" Yeah, I think the mask actually makes me cuter... "
Deadpool may have one of those, but wouldn't want to just give that away! His humor can be hit or miss.
But that smile is still golden!
" Yeah, I think the mask actually makes me cuter... "
“You’re being too sweet! I’m just excited about our collaboration!”
Luna straightened her head and started to tap her cheek with her finger.
“We could work with a hoodie! I’ll talk to my designer and see what we can cook up for you!
Would you want to keep the mask?”
Luna straightened her head and started to tap her cheek with her finger.
“We could work with a hoodie! I’ll talk to my designer and see what we can cook up for you!
Would you want to keep the mask?”
" Luna, you're going to make me blush if you continue complimenting me! I could always wear a hoodie..? "
Deadpool fiddled his fingers around, now finding her cute with that head tilt!
" Oh... Oh, you are so fucking cute! "
Deadpool fiddled his fingers around, now finding her cute with that head tilt!
" Oh... Oh, you are so fucking cute! "
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
" If this actually ends up happening, I have no clue how to repay you! Maybe a Deadpool body pillow... "
Deadpool may have one of those, but wouldn't want to just give that away! His humor can be hit or miss.
But that smile is still golden!
" Yeah, I think the mask actually makes me cuter... "
Deadpool may have one of those, but wouldn't want to just give that away! His humor can be hit or miss.
But that smile is still golden!
" Yeah, I think the mask actually makes me cuter... "
" Sticky fingers is not something I would want to say when it comes to Gambit. Usually he's busy digging around in donut boxes. "
Here he goes...
" I'm figuring that part out... "
Here he goes...
" I'm figuring that part out... "
“It’s good. A bit different than I expected. That thief still has sticky fingers. I find myself swattin’ his hand away from time to time”
She gave a breathy laugh.
“And how about you Wade? You find that special someone?”
She gave a breathy laugh.
“And how about you Wade? You find that special someone?”
" How is that marriage coming along? Keeping Gambit on his best behavior? "
He couldn't help but chuckle at the idea of Gambit being impossible to stay behaved.
" You know me, just looking out for everyone. "
He couldn't help but chuckle at the idea of Gambit being impossible to stay behaved.
" You know me, just looking out for everyone. "
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
" Sticky fingers is not something I would want to say when it comes to Gambit. Usually he's busy digging around in donut boxes. "
Here he goes...
" I'm figuring that part out... "
Here he goes...
" I'm figuring that part out... "
" Luna, you're going to make me blush if you continue complimenting me! I could always wear a hoodie..? "
Deadpool fiddled his fingers around, now finding her cute with that head tilt!
" Oh... Oh, you are so fucking cute! "
Deadpool fiddled his fingers around, now finding her cute with that head tilt!
" Oh... Oh, you are so fucking cute! "
“I can definitely see you as cute! Even though most security outfits are either suits or a black shirt with the word security on the back… We can definitely make something cute!
You have anything you’ve been wanting to experiment with?”
Luna tilted her head, looking like a curious puppy.
You have anything you’ve been wanting to experiment with?”
Luna tilted her head, looking like a curious puppy.
someone like me..? I might be handsome sometimes, but cute would be nice! What's in mind for a security outfit? "
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
" Luna, you're going to make me blush if you continue complimenting me! I could always wear a hoodie..? "
Deadpool fiddled his fingers around, now finding her cute with that head tilt!
" Oh... Oh, you are so fucking cute! "
Deadpool fiddled his fingers around, now finding her cute with that head tilt!
" Oh... Oh, you are so fucking cute! "
" How is that marriage coming along? Keeping Gambit on his best behavior? "
He couldn't help but chuckle at the idea of Gambit being impossible to stay behaved.
" You know me, just looking out for everyone. "
He couldn't help but chuckle at the idea of Gambit being impossible to stay behaved.
" You know me, just looking out for everyone. "
“I have Remy to look out for me sugah. And he loves to keep them pretty eyes on me”
She gave a triumphant smirk
“It’s a kind thought though hon”
She gave a triumphant smirk
“It’s a kind thought though hon”
" I'm making sure you at least get to care for yourself first. All I want is the best for you, Anna. "
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
" How is that marriage coming along? Keeping Gambit on his best behavior? "
He couldn't help but chuckle at the idea of Gambit being impossible to stay behaved.
" You know me, just looking out for everyone. "
He couldn't help but chuckle at the idea of Gambit being impossible to stay behaved.
" You know me, just looking out for everyone. "
<- He's now shy of everyone
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
<- He's now shy of everyone
" Both you and Dazzler hit the hammer on the nail with that goal in mind! Helped me out of a few rough patches. "
He was more than excited and willing to be playing into this dress-up situation. Whatever outfits she had in mind, he'd give it a chance!
" Me look cute..? Is that possible for +
He was more than excited and willing to be playing into this dress-up situation. Whatever outfits she had in mind, he'd give it a chance!
" Me look cute..? Is that possible for +
effect on you. I always want to try and write stuff that’ll speak to the listeners.”
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
" Both you and Dazzler hit the hammer on the nail with that goal in mind! Helped me out of a few rough patches. "
He was more than excited and willing to be playing into this dress-up situation. Whatever outfits she had in mind, he'd give it a chance!
" Me look cute..? Is that possible for +
He was more than excited and willing to be playing into this dress-up situation. Whatever outfits she had in mind, he'd give it a chance!
" Me look cute..? Is that possible for +
Can you say that you'll break me?
My eyes are also this way because I am Russian.
I was talking about your eyes mostly. Didn't consider the Russian bit!
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Can you say that you'll break me?
" I'm making sure you at least get to care for yourself first. All I want is the best for you, Anna. "
“Sugah have you met my mothers? Plus someone needs to watch the plus. And a lil quiet can help a girl relax”
" Do you not have family to visit yourself? I thought you had two moms? Plus Kurt? "
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
" I'm making sure you at least get to care for yourself first. All I want is the best for you, Anna. "
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𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁.
𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴.
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
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𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴.
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁.
𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴.
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
♡︎༺ #SexualSunday ༻♡︎
𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴.
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
♡︎༺ #SexualSunday ༻♡︎
" Do you not have family to visit yourself? I thought you had two moms? Plus Kurt? "
“Ain’t no one else at the school right now. Everyone is out visiting family, and the like. I figured I’d do something sweet for ‘em”
" In a way we're both getting old, Rogue. The snow could be dealt with if you bring that lighter guy! "
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
" Do you not have family to visit yourself? I thought you had two moms? Plus Kurt? "
" In a way we're both getting old, Rogue. The snow could be dealt with if you bring that lighter guy! "
“You're makin’ us sound old Wade. Flyin’ can be a help. When there isn't a load a snow everywhere”
" Every time you say sugah, it fills me with nostalgia. Hey, flying helps a little bit right? "
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
" In a way we're both getting old, Rogue. The snow could be dealt with if you bring that lighter guy! "
" Every time you say sugah, it fills me with nostalgia. Hey, flying helps a little bit right? "
“Peachy for the most part sugah. Been sorta busy. I forgot how hard puttin’ up lights can be”
" Holiday prep season can be a big stress, but I'm fine otherwise. How about you..? "
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
" Every time you say sugah, it fills me with nostalgia. Hey, flying helps a little bit right? "
" Holiday prep season can be a big stress, but I'm fine otherwise. How about you..? "
“Suppose it is ‘round the holidays. How you been Wade?”
" Evening to you too, candy cane! "
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
" Holiday prep season can be a big stress, but I'm fine otherwise. How about you..? "