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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 5h

(( Eepy time

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

" Yours might be bigger, but mine's thicker and longer. "

—ι═══ #ThiccThursday ════ﺤ

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

" Yours might be bigger, but mine's thicker and longer. "

—ι═══ #ThiccThursday ════ﺤ

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

" I AM GOING TO CENSORED AND ALL THAT RIGHT NOW. "

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

Not being strangled was true, but fragile was anything but.

With enough poking and prodding, she could probably find a lot of exploits in him. Things to take advantage of, either in combat, socially, Deadpool was smart tactically.

Combat? He excels. Cute or soft moments? He fumbles. Cracks.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

Hard to tell, but Deadpool feeling the roughness of her hand, left his eyes to be wide in shock. Completely stunning to someone like him. Even stronger than most men he dealt with.

" You... Have really nice hands. Feels like they could strangle me! Not that I want you to, no, I'm... Fragile? "

+

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

All his weaknesses could be shined with a big flashlight and be visible to her eyes with ease. Deadpool was quite the man with questionable reactions.

Hands kept to his side, balled up fists shaking, knees slightly bent? Either terrified or really loving the idea of a taller woman. +

― 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐂 @deathoncall.bsky.social · 9h

glare was predatory by nature, as if she already had a plan to end the man if necessary. She was prodding for weaknesses, anything to exploit.

"'Azraq," she nodded, accepting the offered hand. Her own hands were rough and calloused.

Not quite 'lady-like.'

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

It was an endless amount of kisses for Ana.

He can NEVER STOP KISSING.

HE KEPT DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!

" Unfortunately I spent a few just now and it's 78262875 left! "

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓪 @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social · 1d

UNSTOPPABLE KISSES.

SHE'S GRINNING.

HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE.

"Can I have 782628292 more kisses please ?"

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 1d

HE'S GASPING.

HE'S KICKING HIS LEGS.

HE'S HAPPY MAN.

AND KISSING ALL OVER HER FACE TOO.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

" GIVE ME THAT. I WANT IT RIGHT NOW, ANA, PLEASE, GIVE IT. "

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

could rightfully believe him.

Even now his touch on her was gentle, felt like actual care was being given to her in such a precious moment being spent together.

" I might snore, but that gives you an excuse to muffle me with something of yours, right? "

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

" Would it help if I promised my mouth is shut? Nothing about this comes out. "

He couldn't even imagine anyone would believe him that Black Widow actually slept with him. It'd feel like a big fat lie written all in crayon. So even if he wanted to speak of it?

Not one person +

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 6h

Deadpool couldn't believe that Natasha was actually considering what they could possibly be right now, and hearing it come out of her was actually nice.

Made it all feel like she was probably too scared to admit some feelings, enough for Deadpool to start touching her cheek. +

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 7h

Wade leaned in awkwardly close, too close with his eyes latched onto Spider-Man.

" ....... "

" Are you sure? "

AMAZING.. @amazingarachni.bsky.social · 1d

“Dude, I am saying she didn’t have any wrinkles in the 60s!”

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 1d

" Have you not seen through wrinkles in her face? Still looks like a mummy? "

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 8h

(( YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 11h

(( Long day but replies are coming and w/ something cool too

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 11h

His entire face grew hot. It was becoming difficult to focus.

He needs to see how tight she's holding on.

" Harder? Please? Thank you... "

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 11h

that he would look up to her with the most adorably stupid smile he could make. Fists shaking in excitement

Completely dwarfed by her, but he had no intention of pissing her off!

" Sometimes hands are made for one job, but with a gun? Yeah, it's a tool we can use. Wade Wilson, at your service. "

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 11h

He was easily intimidated by her height and sheer size difference compared to him. As if she could crush his head to pieces.

But he can't help but admire everything about her. Even looking at the ink on her left arm, plus her answer that confirmed his suspicion?

It was more exciting for Deadpool +

― 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐂 @deathoncall.bsky.social · 19h

Even her tone was aligned with the ink covering her left arm; dedication to her trade.

Dedication to Death.

"Unlike Marco-Polo, I know when my hands won't fix a problem," she smiled.

"But a gun? That always will."

There was his answer- a contractor, although nothing like him.

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𝑺Ꭼ𝕍𝕀𝕶𝐀, 𝕿ℍ𝐄 𝕸𖣠𝐒𝕋 𝕷Ꮎ𝐘𝔸𝐋 @servantofzaun.bsky.social · 5d

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 1d

" Good morning. "

—ι═══ #WadeWednesday ════ﺤ

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𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒘𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒘 @natasharomanoffbw.bsky.social · 1d

𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤

《 #𝐊𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 》

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𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐠. @mysticwong.bsky.social · 1d

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 1d

" Good morning. "

—ι═══ #WadeWednesday ════ﺤ

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 1d

and if this finally took their status to a possible new level. He did try to look cute while laying down even!

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 1d

Deadpool enjoyed the coldness in Natasha. Never found it to be a massive problem and welcomed her personality. Even with her threats.

" You blew me... Up... What exactly ate we, Nat? "

It felt only fair to ash where they were as a duo. Figure out their stance together +

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