Callum Asplen
@callumasplen.bsky.social
Your mental illness could never.
Insta - instagram.com/callumasplen
📍Edinburgh, UK.
Insta - instagram.com/callumasplen
📍Edinburgh, UK.
back back back again
July 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
back back back again
my lil look for dilf last week, how is she though
February 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
my lil look for dilf last week, how is she though
it's big and pink btw (it's the spot on my chin I won't stop yapping about)
February 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
it's big and pink btw (it's the spot on my chin I won't stop yapping about)
declaring a trade war in my DMs
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
declaring a trade war in my DMs
yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had oomf follow you back
February 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had oomf follow you back
I would like to make an announcement: arm
February 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I would like to make an announcement: arm
giving out stickers that say "good boy" after every hookup like it's a trip to the dentist
January 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
giving out stickers that say "good boy" after every hookup like it's a trip to the dentist
thighs out at the fancy hotel
January 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
thighs out at the fancy hotel
does anyone wanna be in a throuple, I'm not poly I just think three salaries is better in this economy
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
does anyone wanna be in a throuple, I'm not poly I just think three salaries is better in this economy
hello from inside the world's thinnest wardrobe mirror
January 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
hello from inside the world's thinnest wardrobe mirror
forgot that all the hot bitches are on bluesky
January 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
forgot that all the hot bitches are on bluesky
manchester oomfs, I'll be in your lovely lovely city next week, any recommendations?
January 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
manchester oomfs, I'll be in your lovely lovely city next week, any recommendations?
merry christmas from me and this pylon
December 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
merry christmas from me and this pylon
sometimes the little spoon is a hefty 6'2 and that's okay
December 15, 2024 at 3:33 PM
sometimes the little spoon is a hefty 6'2 and that's okay
telling people my dick size in millimeters so it sounds bigger
December 14, 2024 at 1:35 PM
telling people my dick size in millimeters so it sounds bigger
another addition to the growing canon of extremely similar gym selfies
December 5, 2024 at 2:39 PM
another addition to the growing canon of extremely similar gym selfies
