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callmeelvis.bsky.social
@callmeelvis.bsky.social
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I'm tired of being in a constant state ...
#anxiety
Today's weather has something for everyone except sunshine for me.
#thunderstorm #hail
I just found out a woman I volunteer with, who scares me and acts inappropriately towards me when no one else is around, is showing people I barely know exactly where I live.
I brought it up to my immediate supervisor, as I've brought everything else up. Here's hoping it doesn't get any worse.
a cat is hiding under a blanket and looking out .
ALT: a cat is hiding under a blanket and looking out .
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I'm just saying the quiet part...
There's no more quiet part.
#isaidwhatisaid
According to the big asteroid in the sky, life as we know it might end in 2032. I guess that means I'm taking my social security early if the Muskoteer Brigade doesn't gut it out first.
#2024yr4 #2percentchance
an artist 's impression of an asteroid that is coming towards the earth
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Meet Drunk Puppy.
DP came into our lives via my son, who had an "I said yes" moment at a party when a meth dealer walked up to him and offered him a bundle of joy. No, not drugs. Drugs don't walk on all fours and have a mouth bigger than a basketball until after you ingest them.
#stupiddrunk
To work for peace of mind and being centered at all times in all circumstances is the same as burying your head in the ground.
#theworldisburning
If you're not looking out for your ethnically profiled friends, then what kind of friend are you?
You're supposed to buy your avocados, picked by hands unblemished by years of hard field labor, untouched by oppression, from Florida.
They may cost you $7 each, but hey, we're all rich up here in the states.
a man with a beard is wearing a red plaid shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a red plaid shirt
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The same day, my granddaughter discovered pockets my dog died, and i ce tried to enter local elementary schools. #longestyearever
This has been the longest year ever.
Is it just me, or is 2025 one heck of a long year already?
I'm glad to announce that I've successfully passed down the Sparkle Gene through my daughter to her child.
#missionaccomplished
In spite of all three cold and snow, at least the pipes aren't frozen. This is still the bad place, but the pipes work.
It's Tuesday. Here's a thirst trap for no good reason.
Like, we broke up. Didn't we‽
Is it just me, or is something wrong with the algo? My FYP is not feeding me my usual meal, and it's leaving me feeling unsatisfied. Also betrayed. Also, wtf?
I haven't tried to poem Tiktok once today. So far, so good. Also, I bought new organizing stuff. My hall closet is half done. My kitchen is catawompas, and I'm hungry.
So far, this ban has cost me $250, and that's without the $56 I spent at the bakery.
Oh, and the dog ate my homework.
#tiktokban
For 32 years, I've shared living quarters with both cats and dogs. This year, my youngest daughter moved out. Three weeks later, she came to the realization that she had been allergic to the cats and the dogs her whole life, but we blamed it on dust mites. We will always blame the mites. #furbabies