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caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · Jun 17

Your honour with all due respect I’m MLG.

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 7h

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 2d

The curvature of the horseshoe distorts who’s in what camp

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe they should go back to the Urals then, I mean if they love their former overlords so damn much why not move back.

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 2d

General Ross is probably spinning in his grave so fast we could launch him from the Old Burying Ground directly into the side that isn’t being torn down

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 3d

Might need to check that one out, that sounds quite interesting

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 3d

All they do is sit around all frumpy faced with their arms crossed bitching that the world isn’t made up of little toy soldiers that they can pick and swap to make their own perfect little scenes

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caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 3d

It’s not really something you get if you’re not, for lack of a better term, a bad guy

a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies .

ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies .

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caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 4d

Irony as a way of life has been a disaster for society

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caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 4d

I feel like the problem with a lot of social media is a human problem, the ancient evolutionary instinct where we prioritize negativity as a survival method is really hitting our psyches hard in the modern age.

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 4d

“Noooooo!!! I’m not a Nazi!!! I just have a flag with a swastika in my taxpayer funded office NOOOOOOOO!!!!”

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah you know what? Social media as we know it should be destroyed for the sake of our hearts and minds, it’s cancerous, it took me 15 years to figure it out but I’m certain of it.

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 5d

It was satire when the DMB unloaded the contents of their tour bus’ septic tank onto that boat going below the bridge

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 6d

Man I never knew the sitting US President would be posting what are essentially those mobile game ads that are basically just shit fetish content

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 6d

It can sometimes be difficult to hide your Moloch statue behind your Jesus figurine, especially with limited shelf space

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 8d

You keep praying for god to come, what are you gonna do when it’s the wrong one that comes.

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 8d

Really testing the “Americans will always make the right choice after making all the others” adage these days

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 8d

Looks like he’s having a great day

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 9d

Physically I’m right here in 2025, mentally I’m at the studio during the November 1998 recording sessions of In Flames hit album Colony

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 9d

Just like rockstars, some men when given the opportunity find it irresistible, it’s like the One Ring or some shit. It’s a trap and they fall right in.

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 9d

I was willing to give him a chance but he seems very unstable and prone to being an “unreliable narrator”. He should really figure himself out and get off fucking Twitter

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 9d

Why does al-Sharaa being the larger of the two, simply not eat Putin

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 10d

Whenever I think to my self “have I been drinking too much?” whenever I have like 2 beers after a long day, I just remember Pete, it’s very reassuring.

caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 10d

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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 11d

RIP Drew Struzan

Star Trek TOS art, featuring floating heads of Kirk, Spock, and Bones.

Poster for Blade Runner, featuring floating heads of the characters.

Poster for Back to the Future Part II, with Doc and Marty both lifting shades to look at their watches with the Delorean nearby.

Poster for ET, with ET in the woods reaching for a floating UFO, with the lights of a city grid in the background.

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caliban1.bsky.social @caliban1.bsky.social · 12d

Any invalidation of the system McDonald’s Hitler is working towards is a noble one