Author | Lightnews

Ca-Lamia Jade

@calamityjade.bsky.social

160 followers 150 following 1.7K posts

Jade P. Miscuous - Still trying to become a sex educator, but taking a bit of a break. Transfem, ND, She/They and sometimes feeling way too old for things.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2h

....ooooffff okay wow, that has hands.

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2h

Excellent breakfast. Fuck the system, have tasty food

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 14h

I almost screamed

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 22h

Have things slowed down from the pace they are now, since the spans of time you exist are longer?

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 1d

Hoping for your survival. Best of luck

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 1d

.... Ah, fair point

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, do bananas make you fat?

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 1d

You can always play super robot wars. They're a fun time

JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 1d

SUPER ROBOT WARS Y

hey did you know you could just go play super robot wars. you could just do that. you don't need to do AI you could literally just play super robot wars they're still making them. or like, go back and play the older ones, super robot wars 30 goes on sale for 10 bucks all the time

SUPER ROBOT WARS Y on Steam

Super Robot Wars is a grid-based tactical combat RPG that brings units and pilots from a variety of anime together to battle their mutual foes. Rise, Unite, and Triumph!

store.steampowered.com

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 1d

I got to see someone learn about him shooting a guy and the that guy apologizing to Cheney for the inconvenience because of this news and that feels weird

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

Yep! Near Ashville till college and then in Greensboro for a few years. If the allergies didn't kill me i might still be there

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

I got 80% and I really wish that it was MUCH more difficult

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

yeah, no. It's been like this for a While.

Just this last bit has been REALLY loud about it.

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

Was not aware I would be the reason someone found out about this:
www.theguardian.com/world/2006/f...

Cheney shooting victim says sorry - to Cheney

Harry Whittington, the Republican lawyer shot by Dick Cheney in a hunting accident in Texas last weekend, emerged from hospital yesterday and apologised to the vice-president for all the trouble the s...

www.theguardian.com

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

It's for them, really. The end being incomprehendable lets their mind feel less fear in their final moments

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

I look forward to this, as it should be recorded for future generations that "yes, it was in fact ALWAYS this insane, it just got REALLY loud about it"

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

OMFG how does it feel for that person to never know the evil that is the Dick. That the most evil you've seen from politics never incuded someone being made to apologize for being shot by the VP

2 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, but thats actually amazing and love that kinda humor

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

Hard same. Almost 85% of my socializing is pretty heavily masked, so it makes it awkward to even figure out if people like me

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

Ive now lived in both places and yeah, i can see the beef. Also i miss good bbq

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, so Legend of the Galactic Heroes is Actually good and not people wanting more Old Gundam and coping?

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 3d

Don't sell yourself short. You also post about tasty food things that may or may not relate back to some of the other bullet points.

Also Tail

1 1

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 5d

I thought that was just a cleveland thing

1 2

Reposted by Ca-Lamia Jade

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 6d

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here

Humanoid robot:

99 680 2.3K

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 6d

Can the treat be sour patch kids?

Ca-Lamia Jade @calamityjade.bsky.social · 6d

If you wanna watch a scary movie without giving FNAF money, you can't go wrong with Willy's Wonderland. Also you get to see a man with no dialogue actually chew scenery.