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Exclusively a joshi & puro squid who lives right off the coast of NorCal. If I don't follow you it's not because I don't like you, it's because I really only want joshi & puro content in my feed. I hope you understand.

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 47m

This is interesting. All #JTO, but a little bit #STARDOM on an #NJPW show 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

NJPW Unofficial @njpwunofficial.bsky.social · 1h

JTO Girls Tag Team Championships
rhythm & Tomoka Inaba vs Aoi & Azusa Inaba

A battle for gold, a battle to prove themselves, and a battle between sisters. This is an opportunity for New Japan fans to see some talent they won't normally, as they fight with all they've got!

#NJPW #NJPWWorld #njroad

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 52m

short nap✔️
wired on coffee✔️
watched the Tailgate Brawl✔️
saw MM's opponent on CM (perfect choice)✔️
don't care about spoilers✔️
ready to watch OZ✔️
might stay up all night & watch WD after OZ 🤔

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 9h

For a second I thought about getting Wrestle Dream to help keep me up until midnight, but nah. I'll just nap & alarm it. Probably the 2nd or 3rd ppv I haven't bought in 3 yrs. So it's going to be offline for me until tomorrow to avoid spoilers. Enjoy the the show, my friends! And LFG Seiki-gun! 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Match card for H.A.T.E. (Natsuko Tora, Saya Kamitani, Ruaka, Rina w/seconds Konami & Momo Watanabe) vs Seiki-gun (Mayumi Ozaki, Yumi Ohka, Saori Anou, & Kakeru w/second Maya Yukihi)
Rules:
*The match begins with a 4-on-4 format, with elimination rules in place, with fighters eliminated by fall, submission, or knockout. Eliminated fighters are handcuffed outside the ring, and the match continues until one team is eliminated. Furthermore, all fouls, the use of weapons, and intervention by DIVAs (seconds) are permitted in this match, except for those deemed particularly dangerous by the referee.
※Seikigun's Yukihi Maya , HATE's Konami and Watanabe Momo will be participating as DIVAs
*If Seikigun wins, the belt will be returned, and if HATE wins, Ozaki Mayumi will become the lowest-ranking member of HATE.

A "Seiki-gun Re : Born" towel banner image

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 10h

alt txt: Match Card for Queen Aminata vs Maki Itoh @ JCW Home For The Holidays 11.23.25. It features pics of both wrestlers with a maple leaf background making it look like fall.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 10h

Queen Aminata vs Maki Itoh incoming 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 10h

Should've made that clearer. I understood what belt you were talking about. I was just throwing out other options. But yeah, you're right. It would double the defenses 😆

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 10h

Sounds like you couldn't have found a better situation 👍

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 10h

That's awesome!!

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 10h

Also, smooth jazz at a wrestling show was not on my bingo card 😆

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 10h

I'm not so sure I'd be laughing if that were to happen. lol

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 11h

The guy who was yelling MI-KU and TOY-O-TA is fn annoying as hell! I sure hope he tires out soon. Don't know if I can make it through this show with all that.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 11h

You just going through belts on cagematch or what? 😆

I think you first need to be a SUKEBAN member with one of their gimmicks, but vs Sareee Bomb would be kinda cool. Maybe MM could just start her own SUKEBAN faction? 🤔

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 11h

NW: Ito Dojo Match Mugen Connect-30 - 10.16.25
#Rianators 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Match card for Sayaka Toyota & Miku Kanae vs Ayas Sakura & Stone Cold Rian

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 11h

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My brother in law eats natto. That ish is nasty!!

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 12h

That makes a lot of sense, tho Kanji is not that well known of a name. I'm not sure U.S. fans would really know who she is.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 13h

I didn't even bother to check. Seeing his comment was an instant block from me.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 13h

While I'd love to see the match, I am going to be livid if Syuri shows up to challenge Mercedes at Wrestle Dream. I like both of them a lot, but neither one can afford to lose a belt right now.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 13h

I'm gonna pass this time. Only 5 out of 9 matches interest me. I'll catch it on the seas tomorrow.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 13h

Hazuki, Kanji & Koguma vs La Magnifica, Marcela & Princesa Sugehit was pretty good, much much better than the previous matches! Then again, the luchadoras they faced have between 18-39 yrs of experience.. so I would hope that they'd be good. lol

Hazuki standing on top of the turnbuckle in the corner with her arms raised in the air.

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 13h

I'm hoping that FWC bring the 🐻🐻 with bats & show these women how to wrestle. So far, imo, it's been pretty questionable wrestling. Not really for me..

the stage at Arena Mexico. It is all lit up with FWC & Hazuki & Koguma graphics

Hazuki and Koguma making their entrance. Both are wearing lucha masks.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 14h

I like this look, a zoot suit rudo is right up my alley! #CMLL 🤼‍♀️

Candela makes her way to the CMLL ring. She is wearing a half black and half white zoot suit with a hat.

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 14h

I know it's there, & on TBS, but I buy my ppvs from Prime these days. I'm also just not that interested in aedub anymore. It's gotten to the point where I don't even watch Dynamite or Collision regularly, I just pick & choose matches to watch. J oshi has completely taken over my grap watching 😁

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 14h

Today's watch list:

CMLL 10.17 - except for India Sioux vs Skadi (I don't watch 🤼‍♀️ with racist names)
Ito Dojo Mugen Connect 10.16
OZ Academy at Yokohama Budokan 10.19
And whatever else pops up..

I'm not doing AEW Wrestle Dream cuz I'm pissed that paying for the ppv doesn't include pre-show matches

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 15h

To clarify the ACT situation: On the last show her and Mari came to the ring with the belts and then ACT proceeded to make some sort of speech. She conferred with Mari, who agreed to let the belts go. So they handed them back.

I don't know if it's time off, an injury or what? #AWG 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 15h

Wishing Actwres girl'Z shows were live today, cuz it would help me stay up for OZ Academy at midnight.

AWG will have an Osaka show at 8pm PT tonight. On the last show something was going on with ACT and her & Mari gave up the tag belts. An interim title match is on & a KOR title as well #AWG 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Match card for an interim AWG tag team championship match. Yukina Uehara & Marino Saihara vs Riko Fukunaga & Sakura Mizushima

Match card for the AWG King Of Ring Entertainment Title: MARU (c) vs Yui Tensho

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