UsiHaagenti
@caffiendmonster.bsky.social
Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly
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Conservatives: We believe in privacy
Tech companies: Actually all this privacy stuff is making it hard for us to burn money in the giant money burning pit
Conservatives: We will send agents to assassinate you if you don't carbon copy the NSA in every email
Tech companies: Actually all this privacy stuff is making it hard for us to burn money in the giant money burning pit
Conservatives: We will send agents to assassinate you if you don't carbon copy the NSA in every email
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Conservatives: We believe in privacy
Tech companies: Actually all this privacy stuff is making it hard for us to burn money in the giant money burning pit
Conservatives: We will send agents to assassinate you if you don't carbon copy the NSA in every email
Tech companies: Actually all this privacy stuff is making it hard for us to burn money in the giant money burning pit
Conservatives: We will send agents to assassinate you if you don't carbon copy the NSA in every email
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It sucks we have to rely on systems that wish we didn't exist
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It sucks we have to rely on systems that wish we didn't exist
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As always no corpo or payment processor is your friend.
Always invoice, do not use an email that is related to your adult usernames, list your art as the style it is and not the subject matter.
I have often seen pp scrutinize accounts more if they only do friends and family instead of invoicing.
Always invoice, do not use an email that is related to your adult usernames, list your art as the style it is and not the subject matter.
I have often seen pp scrutinize accounts more if they only do friends and family instead of invoicing.
December 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
As always no corpo or payment processor is your friend.
Always invoice, do not use an email that is related to your adult usernames, list your art as the style it is and not the subject matter.
I have often seen pp scrutinize accounts more if they only do friends and family instead of invoicing.
Always invoice, do not use an email that is related to your adult usernames, list your art as the style it is and not the subject matter.
I have often seen pp scrutinize accounts more if they only do friends and family instead of invoicing.
Screaming into the void again.
I am not saying I'm the best at my job. I'm not even saying I'm grade A all the time.
But my co-managers I work with sometimes are fucking useless. Running and hiding in their offices because "it's so hard"
BITCH THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR. NUT UP OR QUIT.
I am not saying I'm the best at my job. I'm not even saying I'm grade A all the time.
But my co-managers I work with sometimes are fucking useless. Running and hiding in their offices because "it's so hard"
BITCH THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR. NUT UP OR QUIT.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Screaming into the void again.
I am not saying I'm the best at my job. I'm not even saying I'm grade A all the time.
But my co-managers I work with sometimes are fucking useless. Running and hiding in their offices because "it's so hard"
BITCH THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR. NUT UP OR QUIT.
I am not saying I'm the best at my job. I'm not even saying I'm grade A all the time.
But my co-managers I work with sometimes are fucking useless. Running and hiding in their offices because "it's so hard"
BITCH THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR. NUT UP OR QUIT.
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This is a very divided vote. It means we've been encouraging dissent. It now goes to the full committee. Please keep calling and urging your reps to reject it
KOSA passed out of the subcommittee in the House on 13-10 vote. Meaning that they are FINALLY listening to some opposition. But not enough to prevent the other age verification bills from passing, let alone this.
They MUST listen to opposition. Losing this fight is NOT an option.
They MUST listen to opposition. Losing this fight is NOT an option.
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is a very divided vote. It means we've been encouraging dissent. It now goes to the full committee. Please keep calling and urging your reps to reject it
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Great big Drake tumby~
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Great big Drake tumby~
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Tomorrow, a House Energy & Commerce subcommittee is voting on passing KOSA & several other age verification bills.
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com
Tomorrow, a House Energy & Commerce subcommittee is voting on passing KOSA & several other age verification bills.
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
www.badinternetbills.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Tomorrow, a House Energy & Commerce subcommittee is voting on passing KOSA & several other age verification bills.
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com
Tomorrow, a House Energy & Commerce subcommittee is voting on passing KOSA & several other age verification bills.
We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW
Call 202-224-3121
www.badinternetbills.com
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what
Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
what
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Okay almost there with the low poly, still gotta do the teeth.
man I need to find a good tutorial for that still
man I need to find a good tutorial for that still
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Okay almost there with the low poly, still gotta do the teeth.
man I need to find a good tutorial for that still
man I need to find a good tutorial for that still
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WHOSE THE WINNER?
💚YOU DECIDE💛
💚YOU DECIDE💛
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
WHOSE THE WINNER?
💚YOU DECIDE💛
💚YOU DECIDE💛
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pretty wild seeing just how far right the average conservative has gotten now that they all say that a standard nazi germany era policy is “moderate” in their bubbles
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
pretty wild seeing just how far right the average conservative has gotten now that they all say that a standard nazi germany era policy is “moderate” in their bubbles
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Never bring me to a movie theater
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Never bring me to a movie theater
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Without Capitalism, I think society would be okay. People would spend a week indoors recovering... and then get on with the rest of their lives. Because there is so much to do, that people want to do, without need for money or reward, but simply for the act of doing it, and experience worth living.
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Without Capitalism, I think society would be okay. People would spend a week indoors recovering... and then get on with the rest of their lives. Because there is so much to do, that people want to do, without need for money or reward, but simply for the act of doing it, and experience worth living.
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More ott progressss, almost done with first pass on hair but the silhouette is shaping up better now.
Almost to teeth tiiiimee, then I can finally move on to Mid Poly time haha
Almost to teeth tiiiimee, then I can finally move on to Mid Poly time haha
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
More ott progressss, almost done with first pass on hair but the silhouette is shaping up better now.
Almost to teeth tiiiimee, then I can finally move on to Mid Poly time haha
Almost to teeth tiiiimee, then I can finally move on to Mid Poly time haha
Even in purely hypothetical kink scenarios, I have a hard time being very "mean". If someone really likes that aspect I can do it, and I have characters that very easily could be and are depending on the circumstance but my default mood is so very live and let live that I even sometimes
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Even in purely hypothetical kink scenarios, I have a hard time being very "mean". If someone really likes that aspect I can do it, and I have characters that very easily could be and are depending on the circumstance but my default mood is so very live and let live that I even sometimes
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"you are 30 years old" i feel remarkably little
"D&D 4e turns 20 in two years" horrifying, crumbles me to dust
"D&D 4e turns 20 in two years" horrifying, crumbles me to dust
September 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"you are 30 years old" i feel remarkably little
"D&D 4e turns 20 in two years" horrifying, crumbles me to dust
"D&D 4e turns 20 in two years" horrifying, crumbles me to dust
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AI is killing our planet faster than gas-powered cars, bottled water, & plastic straws and not enough people are talking about that.
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
AI is killing our planet faster than gas-powered cars, bottled water, & plastic straws and not enough people are talking about that.
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Hey, watch where you’re going bitty bitch Bob, make way for a real Super Hero.
A s-PEC-tacular commission from @lesserconjuror.bsky.social
A s-PEC-tacular commission from @lesserconjuror.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hey, watch where you’re going bitty bitch Bob, make way for a real Super Hero.
A s-PEC-tacular commission from @lesserconjuror.bsky.social
A s-PEC-tacular commission from @lesserconjuror.bsky.social
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Narrator: The fandom, regularly giving lots of money to an anti-LGBT, right-wing creator, did not deserve better.
‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2’ is nothing more than a cynical cash grab that wastes impressive animatronics. The fandom deserves better.
Find out more in our review...
discussingfilm.net/2025/12/04/f...
Find out more in our review...
discussingfilm.net/2025/12/04/f...
'Five Nights at Freddy's 2' Review - A Cynical Horror Sequel that Runs on Cheap Fan Service
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is one of Blumhouse's worst sequels, nothing more than a cynical cash grab that treats its audience like mindless children.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Narrator: The fandom, regularly giving lots of money to an anti-LGBT, right-wing creator, did not deserve better.
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miso ramen with homemade chashū baybee
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
miso ramen with homemade chashū baybee
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i love the colors queen Bowser!
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i love the colors queen Bowser!
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accidentally makes a kobold cum because i was petting their tail too enthusiastically
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
accidentally makes a kobold cum because i was petting their tail too enthusiastically