Aleks Bykhun
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Aleks Bykhun
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cto artgene.xyz, meditation, qualia, jazz, software
that weird male urge to have someone give birth to your kid without you knowing about it
May 10, 2023 at 2:50 PM
why nobody measures height in subways? he’s 5 foot long and 1.5 6-inches subways
May 9, 2023 at 4:53 PM
May 7, 2023 at 5:13 AM
guys how do you deal with anxiety?
May 7, 2023 at 5:12 AM
it’s called “What’s hot” for a reason
May 7, 2023 at 5:07 AM
I don’t know, it’s you’re who’s ber duck
May 5, 2023 at 1:31 PM
regularly i'm like "oh fuck it, these buddhist books can't be right", mindlessly slam into the void, and then for the next few weeks come picking up the pieces

and books are there again "mate we told you" but they don't hold the grudge, they seen it many times
May 4, 2023 at 7:39 PM
where's this alf porn everyone's talking about
May 4, 2023 at 7:38 PM
💬
May 4, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Did someone refund his vote?
May 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM
why did it go down? last time it was 367.95$
May 4, 2023 at 5:27 PM
May 3, 2023 at 5:39 AM
tantra is taoism but instead of two fishes it's sex and death eat each other in a 69
May 2, 2023 at 4:18 AM
i mean the only way out of it is sex

in the universal rock paper scissors game, the only thing that beats death, is sex
May 2, 2023 at 4:17 AM
it's weird people get old and die

it's like you were a serious grown-up person, but then you get older, and you turn into plush, and your grandkids treat you as a talking furniture

and then you die and they never get to know sometimes you were real
May 2, 2023 at 4:16 AM
isn't it weird people get old and die
May 2, 2023 at 4:15 AM
i started using it around 2014 probably, but i has felt such an ancient tech that i would bet that they still used git when writing Pascal compiler
April 22, 2023 at 7:25 PM
the answer is correct, but oh not so obvious! also the margin is very tight
April 22, 2023 at 5:40 PM
can confirm, my blood pressure is 180 at times
April 21, 2023 at 7:59 PM
without looking up, what was released earlier: Git or Facebook?
April 21, 2023 at 7:59 PM
RAAEB acronyms are even better
April 18, 2023 at 1:43 PM
i am amazed by how much “clean up your room” works every time

no amount of meditation can save you if your room is intangible mess
April 18, 2023 at 1:41 PM
suddenly i crouch into the empty room for of spiders and insects, they surround me and nobody can save me from this madness. the pit is shrinking and my hair is standing

what’s they gonna get?
April 18, 2023 at 1:27 PM
i wish somebody looks at me like these selectors looks at twitter view counts
April 16, 2023 at 6:02 PM
it's weird how unimaginable it is how much we need certain things

we think we're gonna be fine without house, without parents, without our legs, without our dog

"oh it's gonna be the same i am just gonna miss it"

it's not. it's fundamentally different and you can't even imagine while you're fine
April 16, 2023 at 6:01 PM